I was pleasantly surprised to realize today that we are up to invoice 3994. I would love to claim we have made that many sales, but sadly it is not quite so. I forget what number the invoices automatically started at to fool people into thinking we were bigger than we were/are. Personally i don’t care about such things, but the invoicing start number was not something we could control. You know how that works. Regardless, it counts up, so six more sales from now we will hit the psychologically wonderful 4000. So here’s the deal (and the blatant bribery bit): if you make an order and it happens to be invoice number 4000 I will include, absolutely gratis, a 250g Tub of Dholakia White (which just happens to be my favorite snuff, so if its not yours, you can trade it with some other snuffer who has as finely a refined schnoz as me - I jest - I am all about the nicotine, I admit it). Sound like a deal? (no need to answer unless you want to say yes). Make sure you email me so I know it is someone from snuffhouse and not some random buyer. Thanks as always, Dave
Has that magic number been hit yet?
Edited for words written in wrath, for which I offer my apologies. That would be a neat trick, as my invoice number for the order I just placed is 3895! (note the “8”: 4,000 is 105 orders away). In fact, here’s a copy (minus address) of the email confirmation I JUST recieved: “Invoice Date 12-Apr-2010 Invoice Number 3895 slobandtom” Anyone placing an order right now is 100 orders away from being number 4000. You may wish to be more careful with your reckoning.
let me know when you get to 3999. 
darn I just ordered yesterday LOL, no plans to order again for awhile so I will probably miss the 4000 one even if I participate. I cannot recall what my invoice number was.
Oh man… what a total bozo I am. And what a downer too. So much for the ‘psychologically wonderful’ 4000. You are totally right slobandtom… I am really sorry. I guess thats what happens when I function on two hours sleep a night for extended periods. I will still honor it at 3900 and then think up something for 4000. Meanwhile @slobandtom: I will throw something in for you. You know I would never deliberately ‘snow’ you, don’t you? And you are right, I will be punished…mercilessly by the wife when she finds out later today…lol. Guess who’ll be the butt of the jokes and asides? I’ll go crawl back into my hole now… 
Lol Dave, so you’ve just proven you’re not Rainman (don’t go counting cards in Vegas any time soon!) We still love you!In the meantime you’ve got a lot of recovering to do. There is nothing to worry about. You’re gonna be just fine. I’m your number one fan.
3904, too late for me. Like being in Vegas, only I walked away from this gamble with something to show (more snuff).
That’s alright Dave, your still an excellent driver! Kmart Sucks!
We have a winner… inadvertent though it was. MA gets a free 250g tub of Dholakia. Again I apologize for the confusion I caused. For what it is worth I feel like a real dummy. We had quite a laugh at my expense in the office here.
Thats great Dave. But doesn’t MA have to consume the whole 250 grams all in one day to be eligable to keep it? lol…good luck with that!! Ya know Dave…they have meds now for people that have “senior moments” like that.
PP, can you tell us the name of that medicine…now why do I want to know that?
@slobantom - Blatant extortion
For moderate to severe symthoms use Aricept 10 mg daily, or untill you forget to take it.
LOL…I deserve it all… I am pretty sure I have some Aricept. If only I could remember where I put it.
Mr snuff I’ve got bad news about your aricept. I thought it was my snuff sample on my last order. Well if it makes you feel any better not a very good snuff.