I’d just tote my MAK-90 for long-range zombies and my Mossberg 500 riot shotgun for nearby zombies. And maybe a hatchet for comedy relief or very small zombies.
I’d prefer the Remington Model 870 MCS for close range zombie!! 
@FischTix is that the model used by the SAS nowadays? Excellent bit of kit.
I’m not sure about the SAS…I would assume so. I know that US SPECOPS and SWAT law enforcement are currently using it. It’s just an updated version of the older Mil/LE CQB shotgun, so if the SAS has been using the Remington 870, they have probably upgraded to this model. It also comes in a pistol grip version, and can be configured as an auxilary weapon mounted under the foregrip of the AR-15 and AR-10. It IS a sweet piece…I’d love to have one myself!
@FischTix " I would have said the H&K MP5, but who doesn’t have one of those?! 
" I don’t
LMAO!! Me either…but one can wish can’t he? The closest I’ve come is an H&K USP .45 Tactical Model. I’m not complaining mind you…it’s a sweet handgun with a heap of stopping power, but it’s no MP5!!!
WoS Crumbs of Comfort, Lucky Strikes unfiltered, a Springfield M14, and my trusty Springfield M1911 with extended magazines.
I agree with FischTix. Sour D or Jack Herer. WoS Tom Buck. Bruton’s (it could go dry without much difference) a 12 gauge, a .40 caliber, and a Samurai sword. I’ll be straight.
I think my McC Clove will overcome the stench, and a bit o’ SG Honey for the quiet moments. And a carton of freakin nonfilter Pall Mall! My 1911 has never failed me yet, just need to make sure I have plenty of loaded magazines to feed its hungry maw during those crowded times trying to make it to high ground. I wonder if my little Marlin 45-70 would be overkill? 
Maybe not for the robot apocalypse.
In fact, I’d have some Toque Original and fucking nuke! Theres no way we’re getting out of this alive so I may aswell take as many of the viral bastards with me as I can, with a nose full of my favourite snuff. Job done.
Marlin 45-70!!! That’s a pretty big round, and didn’t they only make those for like 2 years in limited numbers? I had your standard run o’ the mill 30-30 myself…Marlin makes good shootin little lever action.
@FischTix, it’s a popular gun still being made as far as I know. It’s a sweetheart too, Blam! and all I can do is grin like a schoolkid. I love shooting, and we even have some zombie targets…
hedges, royal george, red man plug and hk g3.
@ddavelarsen yeah I was thinking of the model they made in the late 90’s it was still an 1895, but it had an octagon barrel.
Oh man, I know the rifle you’re talking about! That was a wonder. My 1895 doesn’t have the sweet barrel.
F&T prince & bordeaux and some Penzance!
F&T Old Paris, W.E. Garret and a pair of Remington XP-100’s one in 7mmBR and one in 7-08.
Old post I know but ill be needing a feild a few guns lots of ammo some water and some tobacco seeds. It would be a zombie from hell that will take my farm. !!!