So here’s the situation, there’s a zombie apocalypse. You only get to bring two kinds of snuff and one other tobacco product. What do you bring on your zombie killing quest? Mine would be Starr, D. White and Copenhagen snuff

Ground otter.

Wos HDT, Toque Coke and Jakobson’s Mint portion.

How will you Know if YOU are a zombie or not? Honestly you may be a zombie already and not know it. In fact if you are a zombie you would NOT know it.

I call dibs on the tank EDIT : Also, I’d bring Toque : Spanish Gem , Hedges L260 (as Michel said, to fend off the stench of death) , or F&T Bordeaux instead of the Spanish Gem. But if I get the tank I’m sure I could bring them all

Wilsons Tom Buck, my pipes, lead ( for the zombies) and briar ( for me), and my entire stash of Erinmore Flake.

Bruton for the morning, WoS Grand Cairo for the evening, and since every day might be my last, the hell with it a pack of unfiltered Pall Malls.

Toque Original, Toque Christmas Pudding, Squadren Leader Pipe Tobacco for my Hardcastle Special…all set, now wheres my SPAS 12?!

I’d rather trade one of my nasal snuffs for a second other tobacco. . . AS is I would go with Rose and SP Extra from Toque and Midnight special RYO with my Black Death papers. I’d still like to trade the SP for some Irish Creme for my pipe.

If we are heading down that route ill trade any second snuff for a cabinet of Cohiba Behikes!

Whatever is handy. Probably Tom Buck, at least. A few cans of Ettan, too. Probably going to need some cigs in this scenario…

I suppose it would be difficult to use a firearm that required both hands, and take a sniff at the same time. I see the need for a cigarette in such a situation!

I’ll trade all my baccy for an unlimited supply of Sour Diesel, and an FN SCAR 17 CQC integrated with the SCAR 50…and of course limitless ammo…this is a “perfect” scenario right?!

Rooster, TTS and Cannonball plug.

Toque Toast n Marmalade, Fubar Grunt, and cognac dipped Al Capones. A scoped .308, sawed off 12 gauge, 9mm beretta, and a few molotov cocktails for good measure…

If we’re talking good guns for taking on the horde, how about an FN Minimi? That’d be good if there was loads of them. However, I think I’d be tempted to go old school, WW2 style with a Lee Enfield .303, a Sten SMG, maybe a Bren LMG, a Kar98k Scoped, Colt pistol etc…that’d be awesome! edit: I’m also thinking PPSh-41? I think some room clearing with that would go well with some nose clearing O&G style?

@Micheltn I wish bro…my 2yr old pretty much monopolizes the TV, so my serious gaming days are over! I’m ex-military and worked, and worked in the Nuclear Security industry for a bit and was on the Critical Response Team, and adversary training team(no we didn’t train the adveresaries, just trained the other officers on tactical combat maneuvering, and how to more effectively combat aginst any terrorist attack…lol!) So I’m kind of a tactical weapon buff…FN makes some of my favorites…the P90 is pretty sweet as well. I would have said the H&K MP5, but who doesn’t have one of those?!

I’d just tote my MAK-90 for long-range zombies and my Mossberg 500 riot shotgun for nearby zombies. And maybe a hatchet for comedy relief or very small zombies.

I’d prefer the Remington Model 870 MCS for close range zombie!!

@FischTix is that the model used by the SAS nowadays? Excellent bit of kit.

I’m not sure about the SAS…I would assume so. I know that US SPECOPS and SWAT law enforcement are currently using it. It’s just an updated version of the older Mil/LE CQB shotgun, so if the SAS has been using the Remington 870, they have probably upgraded to this model. It also comes in a pistol grip version, and can be configured as an auxilary weapon mounted under the foregrip of the AR-15 and AR-10. It IS a sweet piece…I’d love to have one myself!

LMAO!! Me either…but one can wish can’t he? The closest I’ve come is an H&K USP .45 Tactical Model. I’m not complaining mind you…it’s a sweet handgun with a heap of stopping power, but it’s no MP5!!!

WoS Crumbs of Comfort, Lucky Strikes unfiltered, a Springfield M14, and my trusty Springfield M1911 with extended magazines.

I agree with FischTix. Sour D or Jack Herer. WoS Tom Buck. Bruton’s (it could go dry without much difference) a 12 gauge, a .40 caliber, and a Samurai sword. I’ll be straight.

I think my McC Clove will overcome the stench, and a bit o’ SG Honey for the quiet moments. And a carton of freakin nonfilter Pall Mall! My 1911 has never failed me yet, just need to make sure I have plenty of loaded magazines to feed its hungry maw during those crowded times trying to make it to high ground. I wonder if my little Marlin 45-70 would be overkill? Maybe not for the robot apocalypse.

In fact, I’d have some Toque Original and fucking nuke! Theres no way we’re getting out of this alive so I may aswell take as many of the viral bastards with me as I can, with a nose full of my favourite snuff. Job done.

Marlin 45-70!!! That’s a pretty big round, and didn’t they only make those for like 2 years in limited numbers? I had your standard run o’ the mill 30-30 myself…Marlin makes good shootin little lever action.

@FischTix, it’s a popular gun still being made as far as I know. It’s a sweetheart too, Blam! and all I can do is grin like a schoolkid. I love shooting, and we even have some zombie targets…

hedges, royal george, red man plug and hk g3.

@ddavelarsen yeah I was thinking of the model they made in the late 90’s it was still an 1895, but it had an octagon barrel.

Oh man, I know the rifle you’re talking about! That was a wonder. My 1895 doesn’t have the sweet barrel.

F&T prince & bordeaux and some Penzance!

F&T Old Paris, W.E. Garret and a pair of Remington XP-100’s one in 7mmBR and one in 7-08.

Old post I know but ill be needing a feild a few guns lots of ammo some water and some tobacco seeds. It would be a zombie from hell that will take my farm. !!!