-You read about snuff and/or peruse Snuffhouse.org on your phone while you’re eating in a restaurant… That’s me… Right here-right now. 
You refer to your snuff as an ‘investment’ When you sit at work constantly refreshing the conversations page when you’re bored. (Seriously…all day long sometimes) When your boss asks you what the website is that you constantly have opened, and you tell him it’s an art forum
Awesome additions to the list, folks! Keep 'em coming! 
…when your pajamas and pillow are spotty with snuff…when your dog knows how Toque tastes and when your first morning thought is…“oh…another beautiful day is here”…with snuff of course…
…when you consider snuff with your coffee to be a good breakfast.
…after taking a pinch you lick the remaining snuff from your fingers to add to the taste experience.
When you have a drawer full of brown handkerchiefs and you never wear white shirts any more.
When you have more snuff stashed than you may ever use and you still buy more, just in case…)
-when it’s quite peculiar to you to have a series of sneezes not brought on by sniffing snuff
You know you’re sick because your nose is running or clogged and when you blow there isn’t any snuff in it.
When people call you a “brown-noser” you take it as a compliment 
When your mustache is brown…but you have blonde hair
…when scotch can mean tobacco or liquor. Hmmmm…I like the sound of that combo.
A nice Tom and Jerry with Jerry’s dark spiced rum
When your hankies are picked out with the same care as a pair of good shoes…
When you take time to explain how wonderful useing snuff is, to curious strangers. It’s health benefits in harm reduction and multifariousness. In other words WHEN YOU ARE ME !
If the words, " snuff-tastic, or snuff-alicious" have become part of your vocabulary.
When you awaken at 1 am to get into your Christmas snuff (gift) since it is now technically Christmas Morning.
When you place an order with Mr. Snuff then start staring at your mailbox six days later to see if the mailman puts a package in there. And you continue to watch if the mailman puts a big white package in there until it finally comes. This usually takes a few days of mailbox staring.
When your newly washed ‘white’ handkerchief looks suspiciously like a camoflage design.