I posted a “You know you’re a pipe smoker when…” video on YouTube earlier today, and replies are amusing and accurate! I thought “I’d love to do this on Snuffhouse…” Join in on the fun… You know you’re a snuff taker when: - What may seems like a simple small box to others is a work of art to you. - You feel naked without your snuff boxes. - The word “toast” means more to you than heated bread. -When you eat small finger foods, you have to remind yourself to put it in your mouth instead of your nose. Please add your own! I’m curious to see how long we can make this list.

• when you are laying on the floor sniffing up a small spill. - when you confidently snuff black pepper as a parlor trick.

@Juxtaposer. That’s what I *should* have done when I dropped my tin of Dragun the other day.

When you dream about snuff!!! Your thread is perfectly timed as just last night I actually had a dream that partially involved snuff. I don’t know whether to laugh about it or be concerned that I am becoming obsessed.

@Chris I had a dream that partially revolved around snuff too! I don’t remember exactly what it was about, but I remember turning over in the middle of the night and thinking “Bayern Prise”, although I’ve never tried it (yet).

• when boxcar has nothing to do with trains. - when you hear/read the word Viking and you think Dark, Brown or Blond, instead of history. - when the hallway towel closet, becomes your snuff closet.

• When you select the new cabinet for your bedroom considering if it´s big enough to store all your stash and clothes, … part of the clothes had to be pulled off

I’ve had multiple snuff dreams, but it’s a bummer when you wake up and realize that those snuffs don’t exist… Maybe when you’re getting used to the Hitler-esque upper lip stache in the mirror…

When all your small white hand towels mysteriously disappear and were replaced by light brown ones When it feels like mrsnuff garnishes a percent of all your paychecks but in a good way When you tell the wife “I’m gunna go see what the boys are up to” then sign into snuffhouse

When you have so many, you scroll through the “What’s in your nose?” thread to help decide which one to take.

• When you understand the .true. definition of a brown noser. - When your olfactory bulb becomes your favorite sensory organ - When you are always thinking ways youcan mix smells to get something that smells even better - When you like it when your nose burns and your eyes water - When you double and triple check to be sure you have a handkerchief

-When your daily morning grooming routine includes a Neti pot or bulb syringe to rinse out your nose for a day’s worth of snuff. -When you take a big pinch of a snuff tjat makes your nose run, just so you can blow out old snuff to make room for more.

So LOL LOL "you know your a snuff enthusiast when… -you have done most what’s been said so far::

When you double and triple check you have enough snuff when you leave the house only to get to the car and realize you didn’t grab your keys or wallet.

when you’re on this site.

When you hope to find snuffs in your stocking x-mas morning

-When you want to wear a toque that has “Don’t smoke, snuff Toque” embroidered on it. -When you get ready for a night out, having a hard time deciding which “dress box” to take that matches your outfit. (oh wait… Is that just a lady thing?) lol!

Lol I never worried about matching a snuff box to an outfit but snuffing has changed the clothes I buy to shirts with pockets and cargo pants/shorts to accommodate snuffboxes,tins,and vials.

you feel sorry for cigarette smokers. it took you an hour to figure out why everything smells so great today.

You spend most of your free time, talking about,reading about and writing reviews about snuff while enjoying snuff, watching videos on snuff making even in foreign language ,researching history about snuff. Obsessing over solid gold jewel encrusted snuff boxes and checking e-bay daily for that perfect snuff box for your collection. Not to mention collecting antique snuffs that haven’t been opened.

-You read about snuff and/or peruse Snuffhouse.org on your phone while you’re eating in a restaurant… That’s me… Right here-right now.

You refer to your snuff as an ‘investment’ When you sit at work constantly refreshing the conversations page when you’re bored. (Seriously…all day long sometimes) When your boss asks you what the website is that you constantly have opened, and you tell him it’s an art forum

Awesome additions to the list, folks! Keep 'em coming!

…when your pajamas and pillow are spotty with snuff…when your dog knows how Toque tastes and when your first morning thought is…“oh…another beautiful day is here”…with snuff of course…

…when you consider snuff with your coffee to be a good breakfast.

…after taking a pinch you lick the remaining snuff from your fingers to add to the taste experience.

When you have a drawer full of brown handkerchiefs and you never wear white shirts any more.

When you have more snuff stashed than you may ever use and you still buy more, just in case…)

-when it’s quite peculiar to you to have a series of sneezes not brought on by sniffing snuff

You know you’re sick because your nose is running or clogged and when you blow there isn’t any snuff in it.

When people call you a “brown-noser” you take it as a compliment

When your mustache is brown…but you have blonde hair

…when scotch can mean tobacco or liquor. Hmmmm…I like the sound of that combo.

A nice Tom and Jerry with Jerry’s dark spiced rum

When your hankies are picked out with the same care as a pair of good shoes…

When you take time to explain how wonderful useing snuff is, to curious strangers. It’s health benefits in harm reduction and multifariousness. In other words WHEN YOU ARE ME !

If the words, " snuff-tastic, or snuff-alicious" have become part of your vocabulary.

When you awaken at 1 am to get into your Christmas snuff (gift) since it is now technically Christmas Morning.

When you place an order with Mr. Snuff then start staring at your mailbox six days later to see if the mailman puts a package in there. And you continue to watch if the mailman puts a big white package in there until it finally comes. This usually takes a few days of mailbox staring.

When your newly washed ‘white’ handkerchief looks suspiciously like a camoflage design.

When you memorize where all your snuffs are located in the nightstand drawer. So when you wake in the middle of the night, you can grab a quick sniff without turning the light on. (Yes, I do this)

when you despise going into a room with scented candles or so called air ‘fresheners’

when you despise going into a room with scented candles or so called air ‘fresheners’

Heh heh! I went xmas shopping with a friend of mine, and i followed her into the perfume area of Macy’s… Shoved a couple pinches of Viking Dark in my nose before going in there. I hate the perfume overload… The snuff made it all better.

When you have more mason jars full of snuff in your cabinent than food.

When you are waiting with anticipation for your parcel and it turns out that your parcel has not arrived as schedule but suddenly your mates arrives at your home with a box full of snuffs…

When you have a journal of your personal snuff notes…

when you despise going into a room with scented candles or so called air ‘fresheners’

so before I even knew that snuff exsisted?

When your passengers ask about the brown powder around your steering wheel

When you clean a drawer or closet for the first time in ages, just to make room for more snuff.

When you sign into snuffhouse multiple times a day to see if anything new has been posted.

When you clean a drawer or closet for the first time in ages, just to make room for more snuff.

Oh good, so its not just me.

When you place another order with Mr snuff before your previous one arrives

When you walk along with the pockets of your big, brown overcoat going ‘clunkle, clunkle, clunkle’ because of all the tins in them. That was me today with my girlfriend down at the seaside…

When you’ve sold your house to move on to a street called snuff street.its in UK.

When you place another order with Mr snuff before your previous one arrives

LOL! I love that one…because we’ve all done it!

You come up with “Brown Nose” as a sign language name for yourself. I blame it all on the boxcar method!

…you begin preparing your next snuff order while your previous one is still processing. I have my next 2 or 3 snuff orders more or less mapped out LOL

When you have torn jeans because you had too many heartwood snuff boxes in one pocket!

• You feel naked without your snuff boxes.

If you have a trash can by your desk full of cut up bendy straws.

When you stop calling it a “sock drawer”…

When you label *any* powder as “Fin”, “Demigros”, or “Gros” in your mind…

When you ask your wife how she would feel about you calling her “Cerise” from now on.

It is good to share your snuff enthusiasm here feel proud to be a part of this forum

When you wake up early, lie in bed and line up your days snuffing in your head.

When you do this to test your new camera lens.

When seeing a snuff package in your mailbox is better than Christmas…

When you are at work and smokers wonder why you are happy and they have to wait until break for a fix

When you already likely have a lifetimes suplly of snuff in hand but eagerly scan the net for further options…

When the last thing you do before going to bed is taking the time to line up the snuffs you’re going to take with you the next day.

and sample them to be sure of the selections. Maybe that is where the nightcap started

When you don’t have a place to store but you still order more and more…

…you don’t give a second thought to sniffing powder up your nose in public. …you clean your desk to make room for your snuff. …you’re an American but begin calling things with menthol “medicated”. …you suddenly develop a taste for hot tea and citrus fruit. …you feel the need to stop every smoker and extol to them the beauty of snuff. …you make repeated visits to Mr. Snuff to prune and add to your shopping cart before ordering. …“grind” takes on a new meaning aside from “the daily…”, “coffee”, and “bump and…”. …unlike other forms of tobacco consumption, you never feel the need to apologize for your snuff habit.

… When “Red Bull” does not mean “energy drink” to you. (wait.,… is Red Bull energy drink just an American thing?)

@TobaccyLassy Nope Red Bull is worldwide and also involved in a lot of sports. Their Formula One team have won the Constructors Championship for the past 3 years with Sebastian Vettel the drivers World Champion for the same period.

wtf? red bull is a snuff. Its a german snuff that tries to imitate a n einglish menthol/. What is an “energy drink?”

@Xander Energy drinks seem to be massively overpriced small cans of liquid but they became very “trendy” and I presume they still are - not my thing at all. If you want the marketing spiel on Red Bull it is at http://energydrink.redbull.com/ and it has made them so much money over the years that they are now involved in may areas as per: http://www.redbull.com/cs/Satellite/en\\_INT/RedBull/001242745950125 If it wasn’t for the fact that they own a Formula One team - and sort of own a second one - I would know very little about them.

@Xander, As @chris has stated above, would only add that now there are literally dozens of them made/marketed. Their fairly defining characteristics are that they tend to be overly sweet (quick source of glucose) and have lots of caffeine, and to lesser degree other stimulating additives like taurine or B12 etc… They can be interresting, but are definitely overused by a lot of people…

Ewww.I tried Red Bull energy drink once. Yuk. Tastes like carbonated crushed vitamins. @Xander: Teens tend to like it for the caffeine,and young bar-pub or dance club Patrons mix it with liquor (as in red bull & vodka) to keep awake for a night of drinking. The drink tastes like crap. I definitely prefer the nasal Red Bull.

The Jager Bomb" is a popular drink with the “I’m here to party” crowd Here’s how to enjoy a Red Bull: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink6891.html Enjoy

Ugh. I got terribly sick from Jagermeister on my 21st birthday, and haven’t touched it since. LOL!

@chris @stogie & @tobaccylassy Thanks for all the answers, but I thought you guys knew I was joking. I was feigning ignorance to show my disdain for energy drinks and my disconnect from popular culture in general. I thought it was funny when I posted, I guess it wasn’t so much. Sorry!

@Xander It did occur to me that you were indulging in a wind-up but seeing no smilies I thought I would give you the info. As you can tell from my remarks I have no love for energy drinks and my feelings for most popular culture would not be appropriate here. No need to say sorry - it sparked a little exchange of info and those who got the joke in your OP will have found it even funnier that we took you seriously. That is the great thing with this forum - everyone is very relaxed.

When you try to beat the wife (girlfriend,boyfriend,husband, or life partner) to the mail after an order so she doesn’t find out how much snuff you REALLY order.

When you try to beat the wife (girlfriend,boyfriend,husband, or life partner) to the mail after an order so she doesn’t find out how much snuff you REALLY order.

Hahahahahahaha!

@Xander: LOL, oops, I had no idea that you were joking. lol! hahahaha!

When your freezer has an entire shelf dedicated to white DeKralingse canisters. When you carry an uber hip fanny pack full of smash boxes.

When every empty jar or tub in the kitchen provokes a “I wonder if that’s airtight” thought process

When every empty jar or tub in the kitchen provokes a “I wonder if that’s airtight” thought process

Yup! I’m sure that (for those of us that smoke pipes) our Pipe Tobacco minds contribute to that as well.

When you keep hearing about a new way on how to snuff and have to try this with your whole snuff collection

When you feel the need to memorize how to type umlauts just so you can spell “Pöschl” correctly…

or Südfrucht or Weiß Blau or rapé

When you lose track of what, and how much is actually in your snuff cellar/assortment.

when you rush into a burning tobacconist’s and try your hardest to rescue the snuff’s

When you hear a curious tapping during quiet parts of a test during a class, look down and see a little Schmalzler on your paper.

when you have a deep appreciation or affection for any or all of Abraxas’ snuffs

When you want to get a bunch of posts from this thread and put together some sort of Jeff foxworthy snuff bit. I’m really enjoying this thread. Keep em coming. I get a good laugh every time i read these.

… When a prized snuffbox accidentally falls from your hand and you suddenly turn into a Karate master with the reflexes of a cat and prevent your snuffbox from hitting the floor…

When you fill your jacket pocket with snuff containers to play the game “Who will be the lucky snuff”

when you look in the mirror and have brown stuff coming out the nose and do not care! lmfao

When everyone at work keeps asking you if you have a bloody nose

you have decent tastes and have tried snuff.

when there are a few snuffs you haven’t tried

When people look at you, motion to their lip and say "Um, ya got something on your lip… "

When Amazon starts recommending salt spoons.

When you are not sure what to order ??? but you still order in bulk to taste any new flavor or snuff

When people look at you, motion to their lip and say "Um, ya got something on your lip… "

The proper response to this might be a simple: “I lost a bet.” Leave it at that and keep ‘em guessin’!

When you and the guy eating a jelly donut will agree its so good you don’t care how much you wear

The mail is delivered once a day; you check your PO Box three times a day.

When you cant dare take a sip of coffee, or what ever drink may have you, without deciding which snuff you want to take a pinch of first

When at the store you beeline to the spices looking for something new to add to you snuff

When you actually think about studying woodworking so you can make your own snuff boxes…

How did you know?

When you seem to constantly brush fine brown powders off your clothes (I’m a messy snuffer :"> )

When you are just surfing Mr. Snuff website to check updates but end up ordering in Bulk.

When your bedroom starts to share the same aroma as a tobacconists.

When your bedroom starts to share the same aroma as a tobacconists.

LOL, My room smells the same way!!

When in January, you calculate how much disposable income you have for the next year so you know how much snuff you can buy.

When in January, you calculate how much disposable income you have for the next year so you know how much snuff you can buy.

You mean I was supposed to use *disposable* income to buy snuff? Dang it. I wonder if that’s why my electricity isn’t working.

lol

When you go out and buy more bulk because you don’t want to disturb the bulk you have jarred in the cellar.

When all your snuff is in glass jars, and stacked up in the jars shipping boxes ,because you can’t decide how big the wall units should be. And do I make a separate cabinet for my snuff boxes? How about lighting, high hats or track lighting with mini spot lights. Do I need video surveillance or silent alarms wired to the police station. May be a trap door to a pool of hungry piranhas.

@Basement_shaman I know for a fact that cstokes4 has spot lights, surveillance cameras, alarms, and piranha moats protecting his Grand Cairo. He’s even got attack tortoises! I’m not sure why he invested so much money in that stuff, because he never leaves its sight for more than five minutes anyway. Well, paranoia runs deep, I guess. @cstrokes4 I ate turtle for supper last night. So watch it.

When you see dust on the computer screen and have to decide to clean it off or break out a straw thinking it might be a mix you created

When the words “That’s enough!” turns into “That’s snuff”. *Sigh*. 8-}

When while you’re sniffing a tobacco free snuff, a policeman sees you…

When you have to explain to your patients that the reason for your sneezing and runny nose is not because you have a cold, and have to say you allergies instead.

When your IPad screen has a natural anti-glare coating of snuff dust.

when you make possibly the worlds most expensive home made snuff for your self buy useing half a dozen montecristo’s cigars. p.s they were number 5’s and it went up my nose in record time as it woz some good snuff

When you routinely spend hundreds on snuff, but havent bought a new article of clothing in 3 years.

When you read this thread and find out you are a enthusiast

When you wonder if Customs agents are “sampling” your snuffs, making it longer for your orders to arrive.

Puts a whole new thought to “damaged in shipping”

When you are willing to put everything in the spice cabinet up your nose in search of a better blend This can be painful sometimes

When you start explaining snuff to friends as the “Original Nose Candy”

When you willingly go to an arts and crafts store with the wifey just to look for snuff storage containers.

You have a dedicated “snuff-shirt” for when you’re chilling at home whipping up a dusty cloud by chain snuffing.

When you can sniff your snuff properly without stopping to remind yourself how to sniff snuff properly

When you really know the true meaning of being a “brown noser”… and are proud of that fact should you be called one…

When you wish that there was a perfume with the smell of snuff

When you order from four different places at the same time just to see who comes in first.

When you put snuff in your nose just before going through the perfume department to prevent the overwhelming perfume stench at a big department store.

Isn’t that the truth

When you put snuff in your nose just before going through the perfume department to prevent the overwhelming perfume stench at a big department store.

no that’s just smart.

I dont know how ladies go in the perfume dept and not fall over. I’m a lady and can’t stand it! :))

seriousily.

When your nostrils are so full of ‘goodness’ that you can hardly breathe but you catch yourself rummaging to figure just what you want to have next…as if you’d never heard of ‘no room at the inn’.

when after you heard that the housekeeper throwed your 2 pounds of your different variations snuff to garbage you are angry and upset (it happened to me 2 years ago)

When you have to stop momentarily to decide whether the bubble gum goes in your mouth or your nose…

When you don’t feel at all bad that you can’t get Twinkies anymore. Who needs junk food, when you have snuff?

When your brown mustache is actually gray

…When you’re a lady and have a (snuff) mustache.

…when you download Firefox for Android on your mobile, just so you can see Snuffhouse properly on your phone.

when your gray mustache turns brown. or black.

you proudly consider youself akin to a real life Pig Pen (Peanuts)

When you know it’s -30°C outside, but you still take a pinch before your daily walk to work, only to have brown frozen ice under your nose when you finally arrive to your office.

When you rub your eyes with the same fingers you pinched menthol snuff with, and laugh at yourself while your eyes are stinging.

When you consider your nostrils “Portals to Nirvana”

In my case it’s the HDT restoring my moustache to its original ginger…

Some might even say “When you can do snuff til it comes out your eye’s”

When you go to post on this thread and wonder if you already previously mentioned the thing you were going to write.

Your 3am, bleary eyed snack also includes a quick check of SnuffHouse.

When you only conceive a child to get baby food jars to store your snuff.

When you have changed your dogs name to snuffy.

“Snuff said…”

You can tell how serious she is by the look on her face. Snuff is serious business, not tomfoolery. Grim determination.

Believe it or not but I snagged that from a “Snuff Competition” site. It is the real deal

Yes. Here is another competitor:

Its 5 grams they have to snuff up, right? Dang. Makes me cough just thinking about it. I wonder if they get to keep the cool snuff boxes after they’ve made their attempts at the competition.

The day you became a member of the snuffhouse.org forum

Where’d you get a picture of my sister, @Xander? hehehe

Wow… Half of that lady’s finger disappeared in her nose…

When you cant drive by a smoke shop,tobacco outlet,cigar store or tobacconist[basically anywhere that sells tobacco]without having to swing in and check to see if they have any snuff. Sadly enough most of them do not >:P

Your honey cinnamon toast doesn’t taste like cinnamon. When you put your glasses on you realize you have been using Hungarian paprika all along. You pause. Cock your head and declare to no one in particular “Honey, kind of nutty… with a hint of smokiness at the end. Earthy smoke not BBQ. Hmmm. Nice.”

@Hamlet I didn’t know to laugh or offer sympathy (decided to laugh)

Hahahaha!

When you only conceive a child to get baby food jars to store your snuff.

I’am sure that is not the only reason

When your food choice of the day centers around the snuff you’re taking that day…

When you attempt to tap to like something, and tap - get larger image of @MattheFox by mistake. Shocking.

I seen worse lol

… When you start clicking the “like” and “agree” button on Snuffhouse forum posts from before you joined the forum…

@Eighttrucktires Damn, I was trying for “Horrified” with a hint of “Awesome” (laughing)

…when you refuse to get out of bed, until you’ve carefully selected a snuff to have with your coffee.

…when you start thinking a “man-bag” (to carry snuff and snus) would be a good idea.

@bigmick : “Urban satchel”. I’ve seen some smaller bags carried by businessmen, that I want, because i dont like carrying the stereotypical “lady purse” that aren’t practical at all.

when you wonder why everyhing smells really good.

@TobaccyLassy , I only have so many pockets. Maybe I need to switch to cargo pants with extra pockets. And how is it you’re still single? (don’t answer, just kidding.)

When your package arrives, you are afflicted with a sudden and unexplained illness, resulting in a sick day to work.

When you actually wonder what it would be like to put a bit of SG Black Coffee in a bit of hot water to see if it smells the same in a coffee mug.

You mean you don’t do that @TobaccyLassy??

You mean you don’t do that @TobaccyLassy??

:)) Perhaps accidentally. I usually shove a bunch of SG black coffee up my nose first thing in the morning and hover over my coffee cup half asleep. Its probably been a sure thing that I’ve drank my snuff if stuff falls out of my nose.

I hope we don’t get a video of that lol

I hope we don’t get a video of that lol

hahahahaha!!! No, so far I’m only planning on video with stuff going IN to my nose, not falling out into my coffee. Ew, I almost made myself gag a little. :))

…when you start thinking a “man-bag” (to carry snuff and snus) would be a good idea.

@bigmick - Thanks for the tip - problem solved, I suddenly realised on my trip to town today that I have graduated to another level of snuff taking…my pockets were bulging before I left the house but by the time I got home I was seriously thinking that I either need to buy another jacket with more pockets, or somehow limit myself to just a couple of different varieties for the outward journey and only buy more snuff when I really need to - even if I do spot a couple of new varieties! Man I have at least 500grams at home, it’s not like I am gonna run out within the next 24 hours…

When only reason you agree to that weekend at the mother-in-law’s is because you heard there’s a decent tobacconist in town.

I know the steering wheel turning brown was mentioned but…when you have enough snuff on your steering wheel to consider it back up snuff

When you get a contact high just by sitting in your vehicle

Its 5 grams they have to snuff up, right? Dang. Makes me cough just thinking about it. I wonder if they get to keep the cool snuff boxes after they’ve made their attempts at the competition.

Man I’d love to see the training routines for this. You can just imagine the winner being interviewed at the end, “So, after such a convincing victory, can you tell us how you get in shape for this event?”

(after she coughs up a black chunk of snot on the announcer) She explains that she is a big fan of “Snuffhouse.org” and without the inspiring knowledge from this site, she would have never been able to accomplish this win.

(after she coughs up a black chunk of snot on the announcer) She explains that she is a big fan of “Snuffhouse.org” and without the inspiring knowledge from this site, she would have never been able to accomplish this win.

Hahahahahaha! =)) You know you’re a snuff enthusiast when you can help but keep rewinding footage of people shoving snuff up their noses in the name of friendly competition. Its like a train wreck…you can’t look away.

Some might even say “When you can do snuff til it comes out your eye’s”

That actually happened to me for the first time today. Blowing my nose while driving and all of a sudden both eyes were full of menthol! Almost ended very badly. I’ve seen people shoot milk out of their eyes but I never thought you could do that with snuff until today.

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

Amen! I dont actually sleep with Red Bull in my hand, but have the box sitting on my alarm clock behind my head.

Amen! I dont actually sleep with Red Bull in my hand, but have the box sitting on my alarm clock behind my head.

I realized I forgot to add Red Bull to my last MS order right after I placed it. Gotta remember to add it to the next order which should be this weekend.

Doh! *facepalm* I forgot too! :((

(after she coughs up a black chunk of snot on the announcer) She explains that she is a big fan of “Snuffhouse.org” and without the inspiring knowledge from this site, she would have never been able to accomplish this win.

I reckon the training regime involves years of harshly disciplined pranayama yogic breathing practice…and doing loads of snuff of course :^o

There is a video of that but I don’t want to ever see it again

When you develop a new philolophy “Stick your nose in it before anything else” (laughing) I was thinking fork or spoon and I bet you were thinking the exact same thing

When 500g of snuff is not a lifetime supply. When you finally see the bottom of a 1.15oz American Scotch(in this case Red Seal). When you have close to case of Red Seal, but since it is the only snuff you can buy locally, you contuine to buy it.

When you develop a new philolophy “Stick your nose in it before anything else” (laughing) I was thinking fork or spoon and I bet you were thinking the exact same thing

Hahaha Hahaha! =))

In my last post on this thread I mentioned agreeing to that weekend at the mother-in-law’s coz I’d heard there was a decent tobacconist in town. There was more truth in this than you guys probably thought - as a matter of fact I have just got back from that trip with 13 different varieties of snuff and there was plenty more to choose from…Not a bad result for a flying visit

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

I can see why though, the dispenser system on the Packard’s box is really handy - saves you messing around when you wake up in the middle of the night with tins etc. That said, how on earth to you refil? You must either have a different box or a lot of patience.

When you realize that snuff & snacks are exactly the same… You want variety and plenty of it

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

I can see why though, the dispenser system on the Packard’s box is really handy - saves you messing around when you wake up in the middle of the night with tins etc. That said, how on earth to you refil? You must either have a different box or a lot of patience.

I think you can carefully pry the sides apart. I love the Packard’s Club box, but haven’t mastered snuffing straight from the dispenser while driving. I’ve dumped a few doses in my lap.

When you rip apart your house looking for your snuff box and the whole time it was in your jacket pocket with your keys.frantic then relief!

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

I can see why though, the dispenser system on the Packard’s box is really handy - saves you messing around when you wake up in the middle of the night with tins etc. That said, how on earth to you refil? You must either have a different box or a lot of patience.

With a new box it’s a little tricky. Get a knife or something sharp (I usually use tweezers) and carefully pry open the sides starting by the little thumb slider and working your way around without breaking anything. Eventually the box will split in half for your refilling pleasure. Also be sure you hold it label side down (logo side up) so you don’t spill whatever might be inside or get it into the groove (you’ll see what I mean by groove when you get it open). Refill the bottom half with whatever suits your mood, clean out the groove, and snap it shut. Be careful when you refill it that you don’t spill in the plastic spring or it won’t close all the way and could dump out in your pocket. After the first few times prying it open it will be much easier and you should be able to pry it with a fingernail in less than a second. You know you’re a snuff enthusiast when you start teaching others how to recycle Packard’s Club dispensers.

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

I can see why though, the dispenser system on the Packard’s box is really handy - saves you messing around when you wake up in the middle of the night with tins etc. That said, how on earth to you refil? You must either have a different box or a lot of patience.

I think you can carefully pry the sides apart. I love the Packard’s Club box, but haven’t mastered snuffing straight from the dispenser while driving. I’ve dumped a few doses in my lap.

What hand do you use? The secret is, it’s a left handed dispenser. You could use your right hand if you plan on dumping it on the back of your left hand or something, but if you want to use straight from the dispenser you must use your left hand.

When you sleep with a refilled Packard’s Club box in your hand all night every night.

I can see why though, the dispenser system on the Packard’s box is really handy - saves you messing around when you wake up in the middle of the night with tins etc. That said, how on earth to you refil? You must either have a different box or a lot of patience.

I think you can carefully pry the sides apart. I love the Packard’s Club box, but haven’t mastered snuffing straight from the dispenser while driving. I’ve dumped a few doses in my lap.

What hand do you use? The secret is, it’s a left handed dispenser. You could use your right hand if you plan on dumping it on the back of your left hand or something, but if you want to use straight from the dispenser you must use your left hand.

Ah! Thanks!

When you’re hungry but reach for a tin of snuff instead of food.

I actually bought a man purse for my snuff a while ago. I don’t go out with it now since I have a jacket with plenty of pockets, but it is great for when I’m traveling and don’t have the time to pack up all my snuff. You know you’re a snuff enthusiast when you see those chicks with all the schmalzer coming out their noses and think they’re hot.

…you have two dark spots on the back of your hand, where you place your snuff, that don’t wash away.

when your sleeves look like the starting grid at Brand’s Hatch because you forgot bogroll (I’m new to snuffing and don’t yet have a brown hanky)

@jackpot you’re right, Snuff is an integral part of my new diet.

When the guy in the car next to you wonders why your steering wheel smells so good.

When most mornings start off with coffee snuff before fluid coffee. When you say the word “snuff” in your head and you automatically take a short-sharp-shallow inhale.

I sit at my computer desk this evening having sniffed some Gawith Appricot, I then grab 4 feet of toilet paper and put it around my neck, now I’m the Archbishop of snuff.

when you try to keep count on this thread to figure out if you can really still call yourself a ‘newbie’…

When your equipment even say’s “Take a snuff break” Guess I better

when you have an order coming from Mr Snuff, 4 more tins coming from a friend, and you are trying to decide if that next order from Mr. Snuff can wait til the end of next week?

My mrsnuff shopping cart is never empty. Once I place an order it gets filled right back up for the next order.

I’m right there with you @distaind! really just a matter of when, not what or if

I think we all have an ongoing cart!

how about when you get bummed when it gets slow on snuffhouse?

When everything looks like it would make a good snuff box

I love this thread and have been looking forward to commenting. This clanking pockets hits the nail on the head with those little screw tops from Mr Snuff. the other day I was drinking a Coke and thought this smells just like snuff.

When “fin” doesn’t mean “the end”

When you enter an art supplies store with a friend and you go “oooh! Solvent cups! Snuff storage”

when you start considering a messenger bag so you’ll have plenty of room for snuff boxes…

When you pick the apparel you want to buy . With the most amount of pockets, IE cargo pants now known as snuff pants! =))

You lie/trick your wife into letting you order TWICE in two days from Mr. Snuff!

you attribute everyone else’s problems to a lack of snuff taking FYI - non snuffing SWMBO is not amused by this - you have been warned.

When all of your mobile devices have a bookmark to Snuffhouse.org.

You go to bed sick and think ‘Man, I sure hope I can take snuff tomorrow’. Then you wake up, have a couple of pinches and figure it could be worse…

When you equate a tin ready to empty like a good friend passing that left you with nothing but good memories

When you buy more snuff in one day than your likely to be able to consume in a lifetime…and you do this repeatedly

When you still have something to post on page five. Live Love Snuff :D/

When you have that choice every month…"Pay bills? Or buy snuff?

Your clean jeans look like you’ve been working in the garden from wiping your Snuff dusted hands on them.

You can’t afford clean jeans because you spent all of your pocket money on snuff.

You see your daughter eating a Clementine[baby orange]and cant help but ask her to save you a section and a few peices of skin so you can experiment at making some Viking Orange Dark Its sitting together in a ziplock baggie as I type

@outlawmobile Please be sure to let us know how it turns out! Sounds tasty!

@EricJ yes, right now, my last pair of decent jeans just ripped, and i cant afford a new pair. why? because i just received an order from MrSnuff.

Time to break out a sheet and go “Toga” also doubles as the biggest hanky

…When you sniff your shirt after accidentally spilling some on it while sniffing a pinch.

When you still have something to post on page five. Live Love Snuff :D/

When you still have something to post on page TEN!

When the words “airtight” or “waterproof” mean much more to you in terms of snuff containers than it does for food containers…

And you can’t open a jar of pickles without thinking “how much snuff could I get in this”

You know you are a snuff enthusiast when you walk around with your fingers together and bringing them to your nose finding nothing between them.

• when you bid for old snuff signs on eBay to decorate your house… - when you try to add visiting old snuff manufacturers to a business trip in the UK - when you sniff directly from a tap box or tin to save time between sniffs - when you look for tobacco shops that carry snuff in advance of traveling

I actually bought some ground Horseradish today because I liked the bottle. Maybe I can store it in an old snuff tin so I can use it right away

This thread… too funny! :))

-when you see that guy exiting the lavatory rubbing his nose, and, for a split second, think he’s a fellow snuffer!

…when you wonder if anyone in a crowd you’re in, takes snuff.

Mouths may be referred to as pie holes. so nostrils, let’s call them snuff pockets.

…when you want to put a pinch of salt in your food and accidentally move it towards your nose.

When you become the leader of a new crazy cult commune based around snuff. Apply here. Rich donors and young ladies particularly welcome.

You stay up until 4 am researching snuff forums.

@snuff_hound. No need to search Snuff forums… You’re on the best one already!

@TobaccyLassy that is true, the search is oveer

Hearing the word moist, in WHATEVER context, conjures up images of a nice dark moist brown snuff. This causes problems when my housemate or friends get a bit coarse (couldnt resist… though that word has similar effect).

When you find yourself saving every jam and mason jar, in hopes of seeing them full of your favorites and “just in case” rattles through your brain, as you dream of future purchases.

When you’ve blocked the bathroom sink with old snuff from cleaning out your nose.

When you might get slightly embarrassed if it actually showed how many times you visited this site instead of actual sign ins.

Every time you wake up in the middle of the night, you have to turn your reading light on to find your snuffbox and take a pinch or two.

When you start explaining basic concepts with principles of applied physics. As I just did in the: “Two (probably obvious) Tips…” thread.

When you have watched this video so many times in an effort to learn how to make snuff boxes you now speak Italian. And didn’t know it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player\\_embedded&v=lG58k5PUymU#!

That is sooooo cool! I saw a written/pictorial on how to make these somewhere online and I don’t remember where I saw it. I wonder if its possible to make them out of oranges or if bergamot is the only citrus that works best.?

Found it! snuffhouse.org/discussion/5098/making-italian-style-tabacchiere-snuffboxes

When every tobacconist, antiques dealer and junkshop owner in town treats you as a persistent but harmless relic from the nineteenth century.

When every tobacconist, antiques dealer and junkshop owner in town treats you as a persistent but harmless relic from the nineteenth century.

Very good! I’ve been at our antique dealers shop so often looking at old pill boxes, the guy is probably thinking I’m some kind of drug addict. Eh. Hehe.

When you have had to hoover yourself after spilling your snuff.

You have developed a claw to get the tins open.

Your sneeze and cough sometimes morph in to one “snough”.

When you get people asking you “is that a birthmark on your cheek?” when in fact its just a snuff smudge.

When you can hardly speak with someone without thinking “is there something on my of my nose”

1)When the words: SAFE, STORAGE, CONTAINMENT; take on a whole new meaning to you. 2)When you constantly google all sorts of possibilities and the extremities relating to SNUFF and hope to come upon new web pages you never encountered before. 3)When the new clothes you buy must have ZIPPER POCKETS.

Amen for zipper pockets!

You wipe your nose in the pub and people wonder why your tissue is covered in brown stains…

When you clean the snuff from under your finger nails with tissue and then atomatically snuff it. Yuck. Must stop doing that.

When you decide not to order any more snuff right now and spend the money on a book instead and after long pondering cross out all the options until only a book about snuff remains on the list. And then, after ordering said book start browsing the snuffstores again. Was it really neccesary to post all those links to shops in that other topic? Someone cut my hands off please, or take my eyes out! :((

When you clean the snuff from under your finger nails with tissue and then atomatically snuff it. Yuck. Must stop doing that.

Eek. Lol!

When you start licking your fingers after pinching your latest weird toast mix.

I’m only a noob … honest … but … … When you keep a Camillus Electricians pocket knife next to your stash as it’s the best thing to coax up the lid on the little WoS tins … When you figure out that a can opener on a Wenger Swiss Army Knife is the perfect substitute for coaxing up the lid on little WoS tins when your Camillus knife goes walkabout … When you have a dedicated wash in your washing machine for hankies so they don’t gunge up anything else in the wash (10am this morning) … When getting past the halfway stage in the first snuff you ever owned (small S.P No 1 tin, aquired maybe four weeks ago), makes you think it might be time to consider placing your THIRD online order for a large pack of assorted tins … When you join a snuff forum within a month of trying the stuff and you actually know what most of the abbreviations mean already

When you start licking your fingers after pinching your latest weird toast mix.

I’d lick my fingers too if my snuff smelled like fried onions! Nice mix you got there!

@TobaccyLassy When you have to buy a Handbag, Just for snuff’s for the day, and …You have a snuff for every mood one can imagine (or is that only me?) 8->

When I buy a hand bag. never mind it’s a tobacco pouch

Its not a man-bag. Its an “urban satchel”.

When you have enough open tins at both work and home that you don’t need an ‘urban satchel’.

And you think is difficult explaining your snuff habit. That’s easy compared to justifying the “Man Bag”

That’s easy compared to justifying the “Man Bag”

Anyone who has hitchhiked across the Galaxy, or even just read the Guide, would be hard pressed to justify NOT carrying a “man bag”. Everywhere. Where else would you store your towel??? Which leads me to… You know you are snuff enthusiast when you start packing a smaller towel to accommodate more tins.

It’s a sad state of affairs when you choose what snuffs you have to leave at home, Then run back in to grab more.

When http://www.snuffhouse.org/discussions is your home page on your web browser

You use so much snuff at your laptop that you’ve gunked up the fans causing it to overheat and shut down unexpectedly on a regular basis, so you have to bring a magazine to fan your laptop when you use it. Damn I need to buy some compressed air.

-When you cut up an old satin shirt to use as a handkerchief. -When morning coffee is no longer satisfying without several pinches. -When you have a pipe, pouch, matches, and tamper in the right jacket pocket and your snuff box and handkerchief in the left. -When you snuff while at the cinema. -You sneeze, look at your tissue, see no brown, and decide that you need a pinch. -When you use small boxes for impromptu snuff boxes. -When you stock up on restaurant napkins for blowing the old snuff out of your nose later on.

When late at night ( while snuffing, cant sleep ) and very few new posts here on SH. You now got onto to the phase of google mapping addresses that have “snuff” or “snuffbox” in their name ( most come up in tobacco country from WV to South Carolina ) Than the absurdity continues to research property records and MSL listings, to see if property is available on the " snuff named address. The saga continues when I will have time to take a road trip ( by myself of course, to see what that particular location offers in history, antiquities, thrift shops relating to snuff. Just a wee bit of TAD I am afflicted with… JUST A TAD…lol

When you start naming your children after your favorite snuff brands: Wilson, Bernard, Andre . . . I shudder to think of the poor child running around with the name “6 Photo”! (I do think Rumney would make a nice first name, though.)

When you’re buying approximately 2 kilos of bulk snuff every month.

When you start naming your children after your favorite snuff brands: Wilson, Bernard, Andre . . . I shudder to think of the poor child running around with the name “6 Photo”! (I do think Rumney would make a nice first name, though.)

Hahaha! “McChrystals” would sort of be a cool name… Mick for short! But then there’s his middles names…“Stammheimer Hopfenschnupf”!

I have a trey that displays my daily rotation with accessories. It always seams to be in the same room as me, or right around the corner. I still have a stash in my pocket, one can never be too prepared." help, I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my snuff!"

People come in your room and say “it smells like someone set off a tobacco bomb in here!”

You’ve had to stop taking finer/drier snuffs inside because the dust is getting all over everything.

When you have to take your car to a professional car detail shop because the dust is getting all over everything…

When you get irresponsibly drunk and, in a flash of bright introspection, realise that at least half of your buzz is caused by nicotine.

When you get irresponsibly drunk and, in a flash of bright introspection, realise that at least half of your buzz is caused by nicotine.

I have _ never _ been irresponsibly drunk and had that revelation - for me nicotine is the only thing that holds me together when I’m irresponsibly drunk. If I start snogging your mother and throwing up down her … I’m sorry … I’ve just run out of baccy :-"

When you get home to your snuff stash, and see a mirage, and can’t decide which to do next. Than you wake up, and realize is wasn’t a mirage, just a sweet dream. The mirage is across the pond, figuring how long it will take to order every snuff available from MS.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is already in the thread but, when you have dreams about taking snuff, and then wake up and take a pinch and go back to sleep. I snuff once or twice every night.

When the front of your undershirt is always spotted brown.

when you have a holiday at the end of july, and for the past month have been deciding how best to transport almost your entire collection of snuff there and back, without it being noticed by parents haha.

When the front of your undershirt is always spotted brown.

I stopped wearing lighter colored shirts for this reason…

When your friends start asking “Which toast?”, and you dont know what they’re talking about until you realize there’s a lighter colored powder than your regular darker snuffs on your shirt or coat.

When Red Bull doesn’t refer to an energy drink! I’m actually thinking about sitting down to lunch with some friends and saying “I think I’ll have some Red Bull.” Then, I’ll whip out a little baggy full of powder, and they’ll get really silent. Finally, someone will say “Dude, you’re snorting Red Bull? That’s fucked up!”

When you start saying arse even though you’re American.

When you start saying arse even though you’re American.

Hahahahaha!

You have so many snuffs and need a wheel to spin to decide what snuff to use next. at first it was flip a coin,then roll the dice. Next will be based on the powerball lottery or a bingo game.

Pssst: www.random.org can handle some VERY large numbers :-"

When you train your dog to fetch snuff not the stick.

When you reuse Kleenex until the whole thing is brown and sopping wet.

When other snuff users tell newbies to read your reviews.

When you actually wonder what snuffs will best go with the weather each day.

When other snuff users tell newbies to read your reviews.

You can’t beat that - ^ that’s a sign that you know your snuff

when logging into Snuffhouse is one of your daily highlights and part of your schedule.

When MrSnuff chooses not one but two of your reviews to send out in a e-mail blast announcing W.E. and Motia. I was reading the reviews and noticed they were mine. I am there often looking for deals and whats new, so I don’t normally open e-mails.

Toque SP Extra and some on my shirt

When half your closet is no longer usable because it’s not Snuff resistant. I forgot the other morning and wore a nice white golf shirt. It wasn’t when I got home.

When you wake up at 3am and the first thing you do is browse snuffhouse.

When half your closet is no longer usable because it’s not Snuff resistant. I forgot the other morning and wore a nice white golf shirt. It wasn’t when I got home.

When you hardly ever wear white shirts anymore for just this reason.

When hankerchiefs become as much of a fashion accessory as ties, belts, or purses.

When hankerchiefs become as much of a fashion accessory as ties, belts, or purses.

laundry has never been the same since. darks, lights, colors and… hankies.

In place of cologne, you snuff Super Kalaish and breath through your nose Edit: When your only treatment for cold symptoms is medicated snuff

When your wife starts hanging matching handkerchiefs with your shirts in the closet.

@jayson: That sounds more like you know you’ve found a keeper.

In the House of Mouse I do the laundry; I enjoy it because I always have a big pinch of snuff while I hang the clothes on the line.

@TomStrasbourg I would have to agree…most days lol

When you have a brand of “Baathroom tissue” you use only for blowing your nose. I work at home, and have multiple bins for used tissue.

When you put TicTacs on your snuff box and try to sniff it

When a good nasal irrigation is as refreshing as a nice long shower.

When you have a brand of “Baathroom tissue” you use only for blowing your nose. I work at home, and have multiple bins for used tissue.

when i cant stand tissues, wet paper, handkerchiefs, wet handkerchiefs (i literally cant touch them. been like this since as long as i can remember, its my biggest irrational fear) but i can justify using repurposed cut up clothing just to enjoy the snuff.

When you’re packing for a trip and the hardest part is deciding what snuffs to take.

When you actually arrange the 4 snuff boxes in your jacket breast pocket in a particular way so you can reach in and grab the box you want without looking.

When everyone of the above applies to you.

When you’ve devised a way to take a blast while in the shower.

Wow @perique… You are a GENIOUS if you pull this off!!! and by the way, when will there actually be perique snuff???

When you get a scent or taste of something and think “That would make a good snuff”, then realise that Toque already do it.

Brought my car to the mechanic, he put it up on the hoist , and I’m sitting here more upset that I forgot my snuff in the car than I am about how much the repair will cost!

When a “Lifetime supply of Snuff” is something you approximate, then aspire to.

When you buy Kleenex in bulk at Costco or Sams Club because you bought snuff in bulk…

When someone at work is stealing snuff from your lunchbox and you turn to an internet forum for ideas about how to get payback…

When someone at work is stealing snuff from your lunchbox and you turn to an internet forum for ideas about how to get payback…

Is that guy still stealing your snuff?

When someone at work is stealing snuff from your lunchbox and you turn to an internet forum for ideas about how to get payback…

It was great thread.

You know you’re a snuff enthusiast when you freak out when you realize that you mistakenly forgot to pack your pockets with your snuff boxes for the day.

When you have nightmares about snuff manufacturers/vendors going out of business.

When you actually arrange the 4 snuff boxes in your jacket breast pocket in a particular way so you can reach in and grab the box you want without looking.

I do that

When you can think of something new to add to this thread lol

When a friend introduces you to new employees as ‘The Snuff Connoisseur.’ Or he comes to you for tips or samples and you pull out 5-6 smash boxes.

When you check in to snuffhouse everyday and post

The big question when it comes to fashion is: “Which black shirt am I going to wear today?”

When you go to a tobacconist and can tell the employees more about snuff then they can tell you.

When snuff dictates action: “If I take this toast pinch now, I’ll have time to let it build while I brush my teeth, then I’ll be ready for my ritualistic O&G pinches before the shower”. Or “Which snuff I have with me today will be good to take right before I do ________.” I can’t tell if snuff is beneficial or detrimental in terms of my OCD…

When you know what it feels like to accidentally exhale a cloud of Indian white snuff right into a fan so it shoots straight into your eyeballs. I think this is the most painful thing I’ve ever done to my eyes; they’re as red as satan.

When your friends don’t bother asking if you have snuff on hand. Of course you do.

When you wash your face and your mustache turns from Brown to Grey

When the thought of running out of snuff scares you more than your cancer diagnosis

When the thought of running out of snuff scares you more than your cancer diagnosis

Been there… Done that!

When snuff dictates action: “If I take this toast pinch now, I’ll have time to let it build while I brush my teeth, then I’ll be ready for my ritualistic O&G pinches before the shower”. Or “Which snuff I have with me today will be good to take right before I do ________.” I can’t tell if snuff is beneficial or detrimental in terms of my OCD…

I think its so cool that we all have great rituals like taking a particular snuff before a shower. I like taking big bumps of Schmalzler as i’m getting my things ready before a shower, prepping my neti pot, and then blowing out my sinuses with the neti rinse. All set for the rest of the day of snuffing!

When the thought of running out of snuff scares you more than your cancer diagnosis

Oh man…you’ve been diagnosed? *hugs n’ support*

You enter contests to see how much snuff you can stuff in your nose.

When the thought of running out of snuff scares you more than your cancer diagnosis

Oh man…you’ve been diagnosed? *hugs n’ support*

No worries, not my first rodeo, wear sunscreen B-) and thank you

If your day is enthusiastically planned around your nose. I watch jars empty themselves before my very nose.

Been there… Done that!

When the thought of running out of snuff scares you more than your cancer diagnosis

Bought the sutures :))

Your new saying is . . . Life is like a snuff box, powdered happiness for pinching-- insanity if forgotten at home. Without this snuff box, we would become @$$holes like everyone else. And yes, I did forget my box today for work and was bad tempered for 8 hours til I rushed home.

You can no longer go past anything, even resembling a tobaccoist, without stopping.

you are looking at vintage compacts on ebay and thinking they could be nice snuff carriers…

When you can no longer breath through your nose because its that packed with snuff you decide its not time for the hankercheif its time for the mentholated Or when you just read through 380+ comments in this thread to make sure no one else has posted what you have just thought of

When a fresh bag of potting soil reminds you of a newly opened can of Rappe, not dirt.

the girls leave to powder their nose, and you also “Powder your nose”…

When you and a friend talk about snuff like a secret code, and everyone at work is clueless on the subject. This did happen today, and one girl thought we were using illegal drugs until I explained. She even tried a pinch and loved it!!

When you have a designated “snuff” bookmark folder in your browser bookmarks bar, wherein you have dog-eared your favorite threads on snuffhouse and quick access to mrsnuff!

You use a 1/8 tsp as a spoon, and is exploring other opportunities for tools.

When you’ve devised a way to take a blast while in the shower.

Now how the heck does one do that??

when given the choice between paying those customs fees on your snuff order or not eating for a week, the choice is obvious…food is for babies.

When you spend an hour @ 99 cent store looking at all the small bottles.

You have at least 250 gms of each of your "favorite snuff’s and when Mr. Snuff has a BOGO sale, you get 100 more grams of each because you don’t want to run out.

A throat drip from saline is worse than the one from snuff.

after blowing your nose, one of the boogers looks like a religious figure

When you offer a smoker a pinch and they say" that’s gross" and your thing the same about their cigarette

Your nose acts like an ill tempered child and complains if you don’t use Indian Snuffs. Everything else plugs up and/or irritated the nose.

Your nose acts like an ill tempered child and complains if you don’t use Indian Snuffs. Everything else plugs up and/or irritated the nose.

Mine too! It’s crazy, everything else just doesn’t feel right anymore. Toasts feel so dry and yet so coarse (compared to whites) that it’s like putting dirt in my nose, and my nose doesn’t produce much moisture in reaction to them. I think once I’m out of white snuffs I’ll try to spend a couple of weeks with toasts and KBs and whatnot to get my nose reacquainted.

Yeah. I do love my Indian snuffs! Problem is I have only 20g of Motia left(which isn’t great for daily use) mixed with 10g of WE a friend dumped into my jar while drunk three days ago. Golden Leaf will probably have more snuff next week, and I hope there’s Dholakia or ‘P Shoot’ available.

You have two weeks til pay day, forgot to place your order to mrsnuff this week, is out of money, and nearly out of snuff so you cry. ^^Motia, no matter how delicious, is not a daily use snuff.

When your fingernails are brown and what bothers you is not that they are brown but that the snuff under them didn’t make it into your nose where it should be.

When every book you check out from the library ends up smelling funny and having brown pages.

when you find yourself converting ball point pens into snuff carriers. :bz

When you know what it feels like to get snuff behind your contact lens after you blow your nose.

When you are still reading this thread.lol

When you realize that cocaine is easier to obtain than nasal snuff.

Yes its a sad world we live in,snuff is good,coke will f… you up.

Your latest order hasn’t arrived and you’re starting a list for a new order.

Your Last order hasn’t arrived, and you have already ordered again … TWICE

When you empty a tin of White Elephant faster then any snuff you had before

Man me too basement_shaman I can’t believe how quick I fly through that stuff.

When someone walks into your area at work and asks what that fishy smell is (D White).

When you see someone sniffing a powder and you automaticly assume it is snuff and go up to them to finally meet a fellow snuffer. But they look at you with wide eyes and you reallize that wasn’t snuff they were sniffing.

When you explain in intricate detail to your wife why you must have such a large selection of snuffs.

When you have more snuff than you can use in two life times but still look on Mr.snuff site to see what new products are arriving daily. Then put them in your open cart

When you decided to go without heat for the month of March so you could afford to order the newly available Indian snuffs without having to wait and save.

When you place another order with Mr snuff before your previous one arrives

What’s so hardcore about THAT??!

When you have difficult putting limits on your purchases from Mr. Snuff and you start justifying to yourself why you spent more on your order than you initially planned to.

When you can you can snuff BOHICA with absolute ease.

When a bullet is no longer thought of in relation to guns or rifles. When a pinch is no longer something you do to a person When a drip is no longer thought of in relation to a faucet When a boxcar is no longer thought of with regard to the railroad AND When normal sized kitchen spoons all look too damned big! OR When normal sized kitchen spoons look like just the right size for snuffing!

When you find yourself taking a pinch in your dreams…

Don’t know if this has been said yet but… When all of your pants have cargo pockets so you can carry enough snuff with you.

When you come out of the bathroom and leave it smelling better than it did when you went in

when you are watching a movie, you are always hoping to see any character using snuff

you feel sorry for cigarette smokers.

Truth

When you join this forum.

When the original drawer you stored your snuff in isn’t big enough any more

When you feel like you have this great secret that very few people in the world know about and even fewer understand.

You leave home without your tin and risk half an hour late to work rather than being without your snuff.

When you realize you’ve just placed an order containing a snuff that’s already on it’s way and think “I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s done this.” I hope I like Celtic Talisman.

When you feel like you have this great secret that very few people in the world know about and even fewer understand.

Gods, YES. Especially the mentholated Indian snuffs. It’s like an epiphany and just a joy to walk around, forgetting it’s in my nose, and suddenly catch a whiff of their scents and just feel … contented and happy. And people look at me like I grew a third head when I explain what I’m doing. Their loss.

When you realize you’ve just placed an order containing a snuff that’s already on it’s way and think “I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s done this.” I hope I like Celtic Talisman.

For the record, I got this in today and I’m quite fine with having another one on the way. It’s delicious and reminds me of SweeTarts candies or some sort of dark cherry/vanilla ice cream flavouring. I’ve yet to try a single snuff that I don’t like (maybe cheese and bacon) out of about 60 odd types. Happy camper here.

When your lunch pail smells like 6 photo and not the turkey sandwich you brought…

When you are about to do groceries, but you realise that you’ve already bought snuff so you are hungry for the rest of the day

Your moustache & chin whiskers turn brown.

If you walk around in bare feet in your apartment your feet are coated with a thin layer of brownish-khaki dust (thanks White Elephant et al!)

When you purchase a wig and frock coat and swoon around town with a host of c cavalier spaniels chanting God save King Charles

When any reference to snuff-taking in media, books or popular culture of any kind produces an indecent level of tumescence. Kind of.

when you have visited the Mistersnuff store 1,992 times

When you buy stock in Bounty Paper Towels because they are 2 times more absorbent than regular paper towels and you absolutely destroy Kleenex.

I’m thinking of switching to Charmin toilet paper for my nasal blowing needs. If it can handle the back side brown it should be able to handle the nasal brown.

…when you leave the house without half the stuff you need for the day, but have a pocket full of tobacco…

When one is in a documentary and one notes that after looking at the finished product, one of one’s nostril is big and brown from snuff. Yes this happened to me

I think it was kendal special

They ask you to be a moderator for Snuffhouse.org.

you have the web address for Patrick Collins saved as a bookmark on all 4 of your computers so you can constantly check to see if he has posted any new tripletech boxes for sale…