Words to live by...

“Not all nuts grow on trees, some of us are right here.”

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“A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read”

Mark Twain

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Taken from the last page of Hitlers diary.

It’s not the winning, its the taking part that counts.         

:-"

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Never trust a gas fitter with no eyebrows.

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One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. - Helen Keller

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When I was a kid, my father always told me “Son, don’t steal more than you can carry”

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You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Every step appears as the unavoidable consequence of the preceding one.

                                                                Albert Einstein.

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 Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

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The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it’s considered to be your style. - Fred Astaire

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@bolbam420 The less said the better…?

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@SammyD13 haha! Fixed it!

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