this page is for copying qoutes from this list that sound funny when taken out of context Here is the first one. “most say we’ve tamed those Barnyard/locker room aromas”-roderick Just try to behave and well have a funny page here.

“Nasally is better. But orally is okay too”-GoldenBoy

“I tend to have about four on the go at any given time” - Snuffster

“I wish my pestle had a motor - but the battery power works OK” -RobME

I tried using orally once! It sucked! LOL -Tom (bakdoor)

“WHOA! Are these real prices?” -EsotericPC

“The old ones are the best ones!”-Midnightmosesuk

“I rub a little chapstick around my nostrils when it happens to me.” -Matt “I think it is better to suck and spit it out, you don’t want it in you system.” -Snuff Head “I just drink something and the problem goes away.” -Snuffbox “I’ve been pinching and rubbing the last few days.” -bob

Ok, Troutstroker gets the gold medal so far. (also silver and bronze all in one posting)

Haha this thread is amusing! “I was pretty plastered, and the girlfriend was ready” Atari 007 “the wife is asleep, so its a matter of my own life or death” Xander

LOL Trout, you picked some great ones there! Oaxaca gets 2nd prize

@ Troutstroker, I just wanted that coment sinking lol!

“Painting the bathroom to Blood, Sugar, Sex Magic” - Nightcap

“I’m not comfortable marinating my teefs in molasses nowadays.” -snuffdog

“I wonder what they got to teach me” - Alex

When I was a kid, only “Ou Ooms” (old guys) used snuff. –> Pieter Classen

'can’t wait to get a tub of ganga. ’ bob

But darn, that fine white powder is more addictive than anything, and if I die, it will be from that. - tom502

about the dj qoute, sorry snuffyPM out of context puts it in proper context as well just a diffrent context equaly in context.

“out of context puts it in proper context as well just a diffrent context equaly in context” - Bob

hmm, except in Biblical studies - snuffyPM. p.s. I think it may be because this is a snuff list but when I see the PM I think prime minister

I thought it meant Preacher Man.

“You could try rubbing some solid beeswax on it should help” -bertiemonster

“where do you get tonka beans from juxtaposer?” Sandy13076 (the lack of a single comma turns that from a sensible question to a discussion on which bit of juxtaposer to obtain tonka beans from)

“I LOVE this forum because I’ve learned so much about a lot of topics which is off topic!!!” -Pieter Claassen

@ bigblue1: its not as funny when I tell you to do it… Don’t worry, I’ll get you back ;=}

All of mine are loose except the new zebra I got. I grabbed one because I know thy go fast. -Jarhog Note to Jarhog, you might try keeping your animals in a pen. Also cheetahs are faster.

They taste better when they are free range. I have to laugh at that one myself!!!

“I ALWAYS like a strong kick in the head” - Sprangalang

“Soon they should be long enough to try that again” Avish

@ oaxaca: LOL! I think you have the gold medal now.

I just wanted to experience it in my mouth - tom502 From the chat room

leman, do you like pain? - Xander

MrSnuff has done me right every time… - ibild

Put 'em in your mouth. - tom502

it went flying straight down my throat - Pieter

You could still put it your mouth if you wanted to. - tom502

bigbuyer: Yahoo…Sniffing out of a 200 gram bag of Coke. It’s great…

“I’m a 35 year old Scottsman” - SYBD Nothing WE can do about it!!!

No one wanted to take the plunge though. Maybe I should have tried getting them drunk too! - midnightmooseuk

I’ll be the first to quote myself. It sounded OK in my head but looked terrible when typed. From the chat. Juxtaposer: I haven’t blown yet this is good leman.: I try not to blow unless I really have to

nightmusic: It’s nice to mix with a bunch of people with a shared passion for this magical powder,

ermtony: I have to admit that I’m a bit sketchy on where various places down south actually are…

LOL Toffee! I read the same comment but my mind didn’t “go there” Maybe that’s why I’m always single!

I do like the little plastic tin the snuff came in. >Zzedo310 about Taxi snuff.

Ibild said: you made me blow my coke out my nose!!!

i was wondering if i would get posted on here, thanks Xander

I actually took weeks before I was able to get mine in my nose without the “dookie face” - Xander

it really looks like I have dookie all over my face! - zzedo310 lol

from the chat, Big blue’s last words Wow, anyone seen my head? i think i just blew it off!!

vodkaniac, I see you wear trifocal glasses because you can read between the lines!! LOL LOL

Toffeenose:Haven’t experienced the gritty drip yet though.

Pieter: …skull splitting strong. makes me squint. lol, sounds good Pieter!

This thread is funnn-nay!!

Goldenboy: I could smell the 100g of coke from outside the mailbox Pieter: I’m losing control now.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool That explains the special police forces at my place.

tom502: “I don’t know, but I dumped the snuff out in a bowel” Ahem.

good catch. I read that and didn’t notice. LOL

bigbuyer: _6 hours later and still Coked up_whoa dude!

LOL!

Xander: “it’s nice and tight until I need it again”

Pieter Claassen: Bruce…since I received some Coke from you, I’ve become totally addicted

the coke ones make this too easy!

leman: My wife pulled this one out today. She beat mine by 7" so I’ll have to try again tomorrow for a bigger one.

Yikes!

Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!! Best quote ever!

I knew it was just a matter of time before that one ended up here.

bigbuyer: " How many times did you do it Friday?"

Haha, that’s another good one.

tom502: Goat Rape 2 right now. I mean, WHAT???

PMSL What??? Indeed lol

maybe its time one of us had a talk with tom502 good grief

He’s been hanging out at the snus boards to long. It’s affecting him. LOL Goteborg’s Rapé #2 is a snus brand. Americanized to Goat Rape2.

I think the first Rape was better than the Rape2. hee hee

the first was more floraly well the second tasted like gin.

wickedkitchen: “I can’t keep my fingers out of your can” Sorry, I know it’s a little vulgar but I couldn’t resist.

LOL! I love this thread.

snuffster: “Im not sure what my plastic box is made of”

Xander: I’ll do Germans off the hand, but thats about it.

oh good grief! I think I end up here more than anybody

Imagine if I actually had them. Ha!

Well, who wants to walk around with congested hooters?

firstfloorfront - “Perhaps I should be sucking instead of blowing…”

“This evening I’m alternating Best SP with GH Kendal Brown with the occasional sniff of SP Extra. It’s as near heaven as you can get with your leg in pot!” An eclectic evening of substance abuse from the recovering Ermtony…

i usually use bees wax and it works quite well. seems to be just thick and tacky enough to do the trick. - Johndeere89

Held to ransom by a small hairy appendage its just not fair. - Big Al

S Gem and Coke today in my nose. - Juxtaposer

snuffster taken really out of context The real manly thing to do is not start dying

of course us real men just live forever eating nails and drinkin whisky…

excatly

beeswax (shakes his head)

Sprangalang: “I can’t wait to try out my wife’s Mac”

toffeenose: “Yeah, I think it’s called the ‘hit it hard and hope’ method, lol!”

Big L : “I move mine around from top to bottom. Wherever you like it, is fine”.

LOL Funny ones!

Xander - I don’t know, bob. I can’t hear you. Say it louder, please.

snuffenugen-I just got my first can of Cheese and Bacon, which is quickly growing on me.

Wickedkitchen: “I agree with the sliminess too, but that happens to most of them if they get played with too much”.

AHAHAHAHHAHA! LOL!

I didn’t consider this thread when I posted that one! Ha! I laughed so hard my wife made me explain the thread to her.

Xander said:Was it any good, Leman?

ugh!

eating fish tacos won’t get you many style points either - Herzi

LOL@bigblue1 classic there!!

I’m laughing very hard. I went back to get another, but big blue beat me to it.

‘the juicy goodness gets all over and makesmy mouth nearly raw’ -Polemos from snuffreviews.com

Ashreal - I love my box.

“I expect to blow after about a couple hours, and don’t worry about it, but if I’m blowing soon, I’m doing something wrong. I blow it all out in the evening before I go to bed” -Herzl

Nachman said “To me the burn, run and blow is part of the experience.” Sorry, I guess we will never be able to have a civilized conversation about blowing one’s nose with all of us immature folks on here

LOL

Yesterday, I was about to get in the shower, before going shopping with my wife for the day. I asked her to do me a favor while I was showering: “Honey, would you put some Rooster in my box?”

Mmaron–Thats it fellas. All the Wit and wisdom is gone

Pieter: _if I leave it alone, it does not become slimy at all_Sorry buddy, I just couldn’t resist.

Walrus 1985: “…so I packed my shaving gear away and let it grow”.

Pieter: I will now drink a cup of coffee and then rape the goat Toffee: I even call it ‘Goat Rape’ in my head

Xander wrote- “For me they get slippery and slide up my nose and get caught halfway into the throat making me hack.” Made sense in the context he wrote it though

ibook7537: “…just cut off an amount and cut grind shread ball rip the stuff to your liking.”

Zonesix:- “Some of them are a bit odd, like Royal Georges”

I also prefer finger picking -biskup666 I prefer to blow my nose, but whatever works for you.

“I also love things that can screw.” - Pieter.

lol same here.

(in Butthead voice) huh-huh-huh…you said “screw.”

Bart said:When I was into chickens years ago

LOL I’ve been to rehab for that.I’m good now!

ermtony: I’ve been on Ganga most of the evening. Very relaxing.

Asherael: “…they all smell like an 80’s basement. They make great decorations”! Sounds weird to me, but if that’s what you like…Lol.

Pieter Claassen:- “that in only one big bang, all of this just jumped out”

Alex: “I would like to see you fondling around…”

zonesix: That said, make sure (all of you to whom this is relevant) to vegetable-oil your o-ring.

I was just about to post that one!

zonesix said “when i was a kid, we always had those “whack & unwrap””

tom502: This is a great one for the shove it up method.

Pieter:Just finished a Goat Rape

LOL same here

hey now. if you grease up your o-ring, you won’t end up sticking rock hard chunks of brown plant matter in your mouth, it’s true!

Tom502 - The shove it up method is OK, but I think maybe an applicator of some type might be better.

Well, the o-ring thing plus applicator plus shove it up method all makes sense but, not with snuff in mind. Sounds more like an enema to me.

I don’t think snuff was meant for an enema…

shows what you know!!

or don’t know

Can I get an Amen?

Amen, my brothah!

LOL!!!

Whereas I freely admit my subconscious is full of fast Latin music, flying bowls of pasta, and voluptuous nude women dancing vigorously…

Thanks for the visual!

Oh, I could go all day with stuff like that…comes from 10 hours of driving a desk every day…

Bart said: If you’ve ever smelt the dipstick

This was also pretty good: Bart: “I wouldn’t recommend going around smelling dipsticks”

Dang, that sounds very out of context now…

Haha, It’s never good when you have to smell dipsticks!

I don’t know. Some mechanics recomend smelling you’re own dipstick from time to time.

“Some mechanics recommend smelling you’re own dipstick from time to time.” - bob. I post this quote fully realizing that it may create some sort of wormhole in time, seeing as it is the last thing posted on here.

This reminds me of Redd Foxx’s commercial for Fugg Soap…“I beg of you, bend over and look in your can. Ask yourself, ‘does my can need cleaning?’ Your neighbor could be using your can, and you don’t know what your neighbor might try to put in it. I suggest you Fugg your can, or have somebody Fugg it for you!”

It was from his standup routine; I have it on CD but I’m sure you could find it on YouTube…

Wickedkitchen: “You’d be walkin’ around with a brown eye on your face. Ehhch.”

sfingle - I post this quote fully realizing that it may create some sort of wormhole in time… just read this thread and that one cracked me up! Pieter Claassen - I flush my eyes with brake fluid twice a year. im still not sure is he was serious on this one…

acid_poet: “Fine and dry like the Americans”

Zonesix or bob on Dholakia white and black thread “thankfully I do not have any heavy machinery or pregnant women to operate”

Snuffegnugen, beat me to it! lol!!

Pieter is the king of out of context quotes. He should win a prize for that!

matsnuffs - “I’m going to go ahead and say that it is much nicer in the nose!”

lol

im getting the feling pieter is going for some kindof record.

James S.: “I still do enjoy a butt now and then…” Stefan

I have to agree with what James said.

I was going to add “Don’t we all dear!” but I couldn’t be arsed to be camp lolol Stefan

hee hee hee…

Premium Parrot - but I mostly play with myself…

tom502: "…but I’ve just been pinching it, and sticking it in. "

Bart: “I was home sick with a bad case of Anal Glaucoma on Monday and couldn’t believe it” I went ahead and put this in the out of context section, but seriously it’s just as strange “in context”

snuffegnugen - “…blitz-krieg … balls out, kill your mother…” >=) waay out of context. hehe

Nice image, Wolfwood! Something isn’t right within those lines…LOL!

@snuffegnugen (and Bart!): When I used to work at the Ford proving grounds, we called it “optical rectitis.”

touche

xander - …it makes is rock hard, so I pretty much have to reform it with my hands anyway. It makes it easy to insert… i love these LoL

lol, Wolfwood. It makes sense even out of context…hehe

Miamimark- “the college girls think I’m a dirty old man!”

wildhorsemane- “then proceeds to feed me dates in the bowels” Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

mroyse: “I’m going to just heat it to red hot and beat the hell out of it”

bob - we’re only doing it to wolfwood and oh there are no hidden cameras. :o !!!

Tom502 I think I prefer these in the mouth.

I’ve heard that before!

@cstokes HAH!

Gideon: I took a few hits of it, and oh my I am high as a kite.

Juxtaposer: "I have snuffed off the carpet before, and I’d do it again! "

Bob: “I feel almost no burn at this point. Use to feel a lot of burn. It should stop happening eventualy.”

From Brownbeer I use a toothpick in the hole to break up the clumpage.

woah.

tom502: “I never dipped before in the past, and I never liked it”

I don’t know if this has been quoted before or not, but: Troutstroker: “He double clutches. He’s got a pipe in one hand and reaching for a pinch with the other.”

OTD: “And after the presentation of a hot dog to your wife, it will provide you good company while you are on the couch”

Tom502 said “Put it in your mouth.”

Oop! Having made the Out of Context thread I feel I have arrived! lol, Thanks LincolnSnuff!

Pieter: “I’ve been on Dr James for the last 48 hours. Lovely stuff!” Stefan

Mcosta-" Redman was like sex the first time but after that it kinda sucked" I don’t want to read to much into what was written here, but I think what that means is that there might have been a little crying afterwards.

the part that scares me is how much it hurts the gums

LOL! haha

tom502: “Now if you dump it in your mouth, it will go quicker.”

Pieter: “I have one plant which is in a large pot, indoors and which is growing very nicely. I would like to keep it as a potplant to harvest the seeds…” lol

@sprangalang, what I tried to say is that I’m not going to transfer this plant to the garden. I’m going to let it mature in the pot. All my other plants are also in pots and indoors but eventually they will all be settled in the garden.

Lyubo:I think we should ask ladies to show us their collections

bob: We do the bar girls hired to promote some stupid drink trick. Oh reeealy?

Mr Snuff said: " never quite properly cleaned off because it soaked into the hide" and “the woody afterglow” (Ahh, yes, the old “woody afterglow”, Dave, ahahah!)

giaach: (thread topic)‘Use the ol’ finger?’

Yep, ye olde woody afterglow.

Pieter, I knew it was like that. Just ribbing you…

Sandy130674 “Christmas pud” (followed by woody afterglow ) sorry Sandy, couldn’t let that one go…

wildhorsesmane:I work up the nerve to grab that sucker by the horns and mount him… I’m on that son of a gun now, and the more I ride the hotter he gets.

midnightmosesuk "I’ve just finished with Nick and Johnny and I’m about to experience my first Goat Rape. Banzai! "

Snuffin: “Upon taking that first pinch, it felt nice between my thumb and forefinger.”

Jux: “suck boys. Hard, fast, deep and begging for mercy”

Xander:
“Maybe in 210 years Roderick will be as good”

Xander: “If you squeeze it with your lip for extra flavor you get a mess.”

I just don’t learn, do I?

Doc Manhattan: “there’s something pleasant about cola with a hint of ammonia.” Doesn’t sound like a very kosher drink to me, lol.

doc thats where it starts next thing you know you’re selling hugs for embalming fluid.

jmaneker Thread Title: “I JUST CAME UPON A SITE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN”

AllanH: “American Spirit is a great shag…” Stefan

Bart ; “runny slurry of Toque Quit administered through a Netipot into all my orifices”

Xander:- “the owner had a baby and kind of went inactive.”

Is that a new way of birth control?

lol

Not if you use ROOOOOOSTER BOOOOOSTER!

A few goodies: LincolnSnuff: Oh yeah, and it seems easier to take if you are drunk Xander: Try licking your fingers and then just rubbing it

LOL cstokes4

bob: “maybe he wants you to smell his butt”

I don’t know if that one goes with the drunk comment or the licking of fingers?

@LincolnSnuff I don’t think thats out of context :).

I don’t get it maybe I’ve not had enough coffee yet.

Can’t see the forest for the trees!

xander We have a few members that make snuff videos though, one of them might already have done it

Pieter Claasson:- “some days I might pinch a lot while on other days I don’t feel like it”

LHB " Still, what a difference a good blow makes! "

Alcyon: I stuck my dongle in the exact right spot in a coffee can. It works! Free and legal is good!

I was hoping someone would pick that one up.

Midnightmosesuk: “I tried Samuel Gawith […] Interesting experience. Can’t say I was too keen to be honest. A bit strong for my tastes.” Reallllly?

midnightmosesuk: King Missile III Up My Ass. Are you talking about that snuff suppository idea another member and I were talking about a few months ago, lol?

Dredbull “Well for the same price you can pick up a nut” (I believe this is in reference to the price of ‘busting a nut’. Not sure)

Bart: “we used to catch big chubs” Were you watching Porky’s or somethin?

Dang,… paybacks hurt…

Whistlrr: “I wonder what Great Dane tastes like”

I hope Viking doesn’t see that.

*facepalm* … that was cheech (or was it chong?) it wasn’t me I tell ya!

It was Cheech. Chong had to chase the doberman around with a baggie for 3 days. Good Lord, the trivial crap I remember.

you’re going to get ‘mind cooties’

mrSnuff:…recently it has all been falling on her shoulders (and there are a lot of them)

bigmick: (Topic name): Aargh! I think I got shafted.

Dredbull: Been abusing all my prochels today.

Mr. Snuff: “it says Large on it […] It is about 10 inches long, but I think that varies according the the thickness of the particular piece”

Not to mention (Mr Snuff again): “My pack has 3 pieces in it”

Oh yes!

Lucky Mr Snuff lolol Stefan

Martyrau: “Can’t keep it in long enough”.

I saw that coming a mile away.

martyrau: “seems like most of it comes out. So I put more in, but same thing”.

pauljmuk: “Try more styles”.

pualjmuk: “Try to keep in the front/middle part (of nose)”.

martyrau: “I just don’t like the dirty/unhealthy aspects of them”. My friend, don’t worry about that, it will always be soooo pleasurable. You can always clean up afterwards.

AP wrote: "I love Bloody Kisses "

Micheltn:Finally I can take the American’s without couffing and tears in my eyes! I have heard the same from other foreigners. I’m not easily offended, but this kind of sterotyping has to stop! Most of us are good people and we also bathe regularly (for the most part). ;-D

Micheltn that’s fine. It’s just the chemicals in our food that give us that effect.

ermtony: “the lid sits higher than the bottom part of the tin”. Tony, just turn the tin upside down and the lid will sit lower than the bottom part of the tin.

And then lose the lot when you open it!

Snuffhead: “I’m on Lady Grey”

ooops,

dgriego: “…and I waste a lot of snuff with them…trying to put it back inside”.

Snuffhead that is gross what are you doing there?

Sorry for the delay…this goes with Lady Grey… Snuffhead: just lick your forefinger, then dip it in…now roll your thumb… (Remind me not to share a plate of fish and chips with this feller)

Snuff Head has his forefinger and Xander has his foredinger. FORE!!!

“for fools rush in where angels fear to tread”

JustPlainMatt: “Never tried wetting my fingers before. Works great.”

tom502: “…but he just can’t seem to do it. So we didn’t”.

Bart (and others): Dugout Dick dies.

Bob said- “Yes, the buttholes are fabulous”

@Snuffegnugen- what don’t you understand about out of context darn it. J.k. of course.

sprangalang: “The blowout is scary, though.”

I thought I had the concept spot on, your quote sounds a little odd if one didn’t know you were talking about the butthole surfers.

Oh you get the concept I was just trying to make a funny is all.

cstokes4: “I cleaned it out and used it all night, have Princes in there right now.”

Digitalsedition: “dung like stank, … Im going to sit on it for a while and try it” (That ain’t right…I don’t care where you’re from…

Pieter: I’ll rather stick to Swedish […] for oral gratification

cstokes4: “Sausage is just what I want in my nose…”

Tee-hee, Bob said:

“Yeah that definatly looks more like a pocket asstray.”

That is what I call ashtray.

anyone notice the title of this thread is spelled wrong?

or that I’am not going to change it either.

Anyway, “rapé” makes you think of times long past, maybe even better times… I just love the word accodring to enrique

Premium Parrots @rdunnion…I knew you would love it too ;). The longer to take it the more you will like it.

10g bag of Riley’s B.M. That was tasty! --ermtony.

Xander: “My cuckoo clock has one” ( From the “The Book of Radionics”)

“some White President before bed”- N9inchnails

“The Book of Radionics” HAHAHAHAHA Ken

you should feel the psionic energy that flows off of our kennel- Devilock76 Radionics

Is it still out of context if you reference the source material? Ken

You’re a feisty one.

Where I live we prefer the term ornery. It is like I tell most people, I may be loud and obnoxious, but you never have to wonder what I am thinking about you, I have probably told you, in triplicate. Ken

LOL where are you from. I’m down here in Texas

Well I live in North Carolina, however I was born in New Jersey. I have kind of lived everywhere in between but truly North Carolina represents pretty much my longest contiguous time in any one state. Ken

From Micheltn @ didi878 : What’s your favorite way of taking it ?

Andrei asked "PhilipS did you actually visit the shop while still alive? "

Pfabber11 said “thanks noob” and it was not sarcastic.

bipolarbear1968 said : Cstokes turned me on, and glad he did… hehe thanks for the Society input it is on my next order list…

Roderick:I just can’t keep my nose out of it

Sprang: I’ve been spooning more and more, but only at my desk at work

LOL! Spork away, Sprang!!

http://www.spork.org/

Quite a history on sporks I wasn’t aware of. I was talking about porking + spooning= sporking…did I say that out loud?

Very, very naughty.

LOLL!

Bob:When I first started […] a lot of times I’d play smoke my pipes

From Mr Snuff I would have like to have seen fat bottomed girls Me too.

Bob: "please show us your box. "

I was also about to write Bob’s indecent proposal here. Classic!

bob:I want to know since I drink it sometimes. I like honeybush much better (yes that is preloaded for the out of context page).

Sinister Topiary: One man’s meat is another man’s poison

You maybe onto something there. Posting incorrectly while with you wife good idea.

Bart: …and we could ‘split the booty’, as they say…

matsnuff just don’t tell his wife.

BiPolar:will let you know when you need a good blow.

Snuffrider “Having said that, they tasted like 17 different kinds of ass…”

snuff_ n00b- small ones don’t feel like anything

tjg92 “I’ve really been enjoying big ones.”

tjg92 you should introduce your friends to snuff_noob. See this is what is so great about this list.

bob, you are a clever but naughty fellow.

I prefer clever and lacvious.

cstokes4- I grab in the morning

Ok, you’re clever and lascivious.

joshua2007 I am getting to where I prefer the “backdoor” method

Mc Guyver75:…while I’m being abused from behind…

Mr_ Snuffypants: “Good ol’ Silk Panties”

@Bart Lol! After all the times I tried to get to this thread surreptitiously.

Lofat ‘‘I still pull it out from time to time and enjoy it immensely’’ Don’t we all dearie!

cstokes4 I’d be happy with a . every now and again.

“I have a similar one but it’s shorter and fatter.” -onefortheroad

“I like to wear a Burka and hang out in the women’s restroom at the mall” - tom502 And strange as it sounds- In context!

Come on, I like to do that, lay off the guy,

Sorry! Every one needs a hobby I guess.

Micheltn: I did not smell it enough inside

Gimpy1261:i want to try it just for the old lady smell!

“I…dislocated my thumb”

from mcguyver75 “Pickle Barrel” I bet my sister would sniff it.

Haha! Stay away from the ‘pickle parks’!! ^^^^

Tom502: “Shove it in your nose. It can be dipped too(I did it).” Well…being honest with yourself is part of the healing process, Tom.

thatjerk:-“I tripped and fell nose first into a tin of snuff.”

Tom502:_I just keep a roll of toilet paper at my desk, at home and at work._You should really see a doctor if its that bad.

supsupsup: I use toilet paper sometimes too Definitely something I would write too.

snuffster: have the capacity to blow my nead off and Ive recently found bullets a great solution. Do you need to talk? Are you feeling a little depressed?

Micheltn: "And for some reason it’s more easy to keep in too Still gives me tears in my eyes though… "

LOl, ROFL!!! Im fine, thanks…

snuffster: “…give it a few smart flicks with your finger”

You know as I typed that I wondered if it would be spotted but just couldn’t be bothered to edit. With this and my last quote on here it paints quite a disturbing picture of my character. Im actually sitting here, loading rounds into my Glock and giving myself a few flicks…

Haha! Well, the old “Flick-Start” is a classic move. I may try it on my wife tonight…thanks ol’ chum!

I wouldn’t normally comment here, but,… WOW!

“which orifice does this really belong in” - matsnuffs

I saw that one coming!

^^^That’s what she said ;0

Xander: I come in around 1:20.

Wow Xander, what a lover!!!

Xander: “…you’re physically able to do this. Just shove it in with your thumb. Get another pich and shove some more. Really pack it in, then pinch " ( An excerpt From Xander’s mail- order manual, " The Delaware Destroyer: What Women Really Want”)

Ugh… I’m sure I’ll end up here a few more times before the end of the day. @ Bart: Maybe I aught to actually write that manual. I think George Thorogood has that name copyrighted, though.

@Xander Copyright on that moniker actually belongs to Christine O’Donnell and Joe Biden.

Roderick: “…I can’t stop playing with mine.” No further comment is needed lol Stefan

@ Walrus1985
Just read that and came on here to post it. You beat me by 16 hours! lol!

Mr_Snuffypants…“No, the tea isn’t up my nose…yet”

James S…“They give me the worst case of nostril asphalt”

Roderick (as above but with a bit more) ‘‘I can’t stop playing with mine. I currently have my keys attached to it…’’

Roderick how? No don’t tell us the details.

Prince Albert?

You must have it pierced first and then insert an attachment tool. Easy as pie. Almost like a nose ring.

“I shake mine vigirously hoping to fluff up the contents”

I’m already waiting for a comment I made yesterday to show, so let me just post this one here; I’m so happy that it’s not milky white anymore and running clear after a day of antibiotics. Even after taking some White Elephant. me

Mmm, that’s good goat rape! Mike B (couldn’t resist)

tOM 502 "… but now I wish I had for less time, because I think it effected my upper gum, rubbing on it for so long. Now, it’s about half an hour. "

shikitohno: Not saying holding it in longer is wrong (I do it myself)

Xander "I peel becuase otherwise the skin starts to flake off and get mixed into the snuff. "

Thats a sick mind you got there Bob. Lol.

Nah, just a bad sunburn he knows I had once.

ewwww!

you don’t know the half of it. About the sunburn or my sick mind. I’d tell you more but I’am sure you’re not old enough.

This sunburn has aged me beyond my years.

With which part of your body do you sniff, Xander?

Pieter, I sniff with my nose, but I smell with my armpits.

Awww bob I hurt your feelings. If it’s any consulation I thought you were peeling your finger skin off to keep it out of the snuff, thats all. A wise decision as it would prevent you from leaving fingerprints.

no my feelings are fine. gotta leave your prints on snuff it’s the only thing that will hold up in court when someone tries to steal your snuff.

@ Xander, ah, that’s true buddy!!

I agree that when it is dry it is bad, but when it still good is a whole other story. The one thing that I find with is that you have to be careful when to blow. -tin_can

One from the Captain’s Log Tom 502: “they have a tendancy to fall out, even with a squeeze.”

When we go through the airport on the way to the D.R. next weekend, I’ll take the above quote to heart as my fiance will not be allowed to use an underwire bra as is needed for her endowments. I’ll squeeze just to see how many times they fall out during take-off as she’ll be on valium due to her fear of flying. I wonder if they will think my artifital vertabre are my secret compartments for snuff and Cuban cigars?

Just posting here because there is not other OOC page I can put this on. Hopefully it works.

Snuffster: “and it takes me years to get into something new”.

Pieter Claassen: “…erected and watch the people digging the holes.”

Bart Growing It is Jaap’s seed,

Gimpy1261: “One click on my 3ml tool is my size”

“I tend to mosey off on the path of least resistance slapping away the weak and down trodden.”

“I’ll…shove a whole teaspoon of Dholakia White up my nose, videotape it and upload to youtube so you can laugh at my head exploding.”

“Seems I 've been stuffing my cracks with the wrong material” - Bart

Dammit - I was just about to post that!

“I’m optimistic about my package…” - bipolarbear1968

Pmsl Stefan

“Have strangers and friends sneeze in your mouth.” - bob

Looking forward to your snuff videos! -ddavelarsen.

Pieter’s ‘pantyhose snuff’ (sniff sniff) I don’ think I will be sniffing Pieters pantyhose.

“I just installed an extension…” - Alex

“I just installed an extension…” - Alex LOL Mike Moose

ddavelarsen > It’s a beautiful thing and I love holding it.

“It could be loadsa fun, depending where you rub it” -midnightmosesuk (not so much out of context but still fits here =)

Now I’m wondering where Alex installed the extension??

josh - “will it fit in the spoon hole?” and SnuffHead’s reply - “Well ermtony’s did…” LOL

@PieterClaassen : It may be outdated, that was four years ago

“Sometimes you might just want to choke on it though, you know?” -juxtaposer

Josh if you haven’t learned yet now is the time. Juxtaposer is never out of context. Like John Lydon he means what he says and says what he means.

Mike M00se swallows here is the proof:. http://snuffhouse.org/discussion/4609/the-first-sniff/#Item\\_22

DAMNIT ALL … I guess I had that coming lol

not quit out of context but a knock knock___ did you hear about the constipated mathamaticien(sp) ? He worked it out witha pencil. cmon boys it wasnt a knock knock and it was mispelled but it was clever

puffpuff > “I’m in Northern NJ, so if you guys are getting together to go to Mars, I might be up for it”

That’s a good one, John!LOL And one of the rare “clean” ones, too.

@ Bart, Lol! I think they should try a trip to the moon first.

been there done that. have you ever walked on cheese? it kills the shoes, mars is where we are going alright.

Doh! I’ve tried so hard to stay off this page!

I’ll take a kilo of ‘White’ any day! - Bakdoor I had to

Xander: pinch your nose closed and swallow fast so you don’t have to taste it.

Thanks, Bart. I’ve been trying to block those memories.

Snuffster: " you can smear it on your skanky jeans" Bob: " you can smear it on your skanky jeans" Anyone else see a pattern?

Hey my skanky jeans are important. They let the ladies know where the good times are. Now there I go makeing another inside joke that only I really get. Oh well.

Everyone, it’s official… The good times are located within bobs skanky jeans… Alert the women at once!

if they don’t know by the pants, then they don’t know what a good times is.

(From the “Leverworst Confessions”.)… Bob: "With a real butcher when I was a kid. The smells of meat "

Hey I did more living by the age of six then most nine years have. Or something like that.

Johndeere89 : I blow mine frequently can’t seem to stop if I wanted to, others rarely blow at all.

Nice lol

(From The “you know what sucks” thread) That’s kinda funny in itself!! ddavelarsen: Hopefully it’ll clear up soon and you’ll be able to get down with the good stuff.

FischTix > “I really don’t think having poodles sniff our snuff is gonna stop the terrorists…”

Bart>“Aye,… that why this 'puss be doubly frightening!!!”

Brandasaur: " I crave the feeling of it entering me."

Bart ftw!! I really needed a laugh this mornin!!!

Alcyon: Personally, I find gentle blowing after a hot shower to be the most effective, by far. You do shower, don’t you?!

FischTix said Snuffster can kill it whenever…just an idea.

Hahaha…such a snuff film quote there bob! Completely unintentional, but hilarious!! Edited to show how slow on the uptake I am: I understand now that bob was referring to a more sexual connotation of the term “kill it”! LMMFAO But, seriously he could show the common courtesy of asking first! Aaaand maybe a nice dinner first.

Bob: “The little bitches are much harder to get” This is a rare occassion that I agree 100% ,my friend!

rdunnion - ‘Turned on a non snuffer’ Like he lurrved you?? Like you gave him some acid mahhn? Like ‘I Ahh turned ahn the mother an he got what he git??’ Standards in this Godammn place…

Hachrel said: “Its a weird sensation, but you feel amazing once its done” And what would that be sir?

I believe it is a reference to the salt water bidet.

Oh…I thought he might have been referring to the urine enema!

Xander: “Double posts are self-correcting.” “Double posts are self-correcting.”

that’s a helluva “qoute” bart! lol!!

Xander says: It takes a little pratice to get it. I just tilted my head and hand around until I had the right angles.

That’s important I remember how happy a day it was when my girlfriend realized the same thing.

BTW Xander, you free this weekend? lol!

Bob, that was excellent. +5

Hee hee hee…that was a good one…

James S. “that was a good one…”

Pieter: "Nuttin in my post box!!! "

Bart: “Well, look at his hind quarters…”

Jwalker: I tried to stuff it which didn’t work well (it took over an hour to finish) next time I’m going to rub it out.

Hahaha…i think that’s the best one yet!! If rubbin’ it out doesn’t work try the Fleshlight thread on Snuson…might work a little better!

Spyro: “Hopefully customs hasn’t monkey handled my package.”

Brandasaur: “The only snuff that doesnt make me wet is dholakia white” Wow snuffing is exciting but that level of arousal?

Erichill that isn’t why you snuff? I guess I might be unusal after all.

PieterClaassen - “I blow mine at least twice a month”

Bipolarbear- “Your nose will let you know when you need a good blow.” Not me…an entirely different body part usually lets me know!

This maybe old and alread up here but here goes. From out friend Gimpy plus some ### "i want to try it just for the old lady smell! "

Micheltn: “Blow it when it drips.”

“A revolution is not a bed of roses, it is a fight of the future against the past.” -Fidel Castro

Alright fidel then why doesn’t my revolution have laser guns???

Revolucion!

My revolution would have Three-Stooges-styled pie fights.

Can I sign up please? That’s the best way to settle any arguement

Micheltn: “Only stick it in if it fits” Stefan

That’s not what she said.

Walrus1985: " done with fags for good all they do is make me cough and unable to breathe. I like a pipe to relax "

LOL I knew that was coming. I meant “fag” in the English sense. But seen as I am a “fag” in the American sense I’m glad I can still breathe lololol. Stefan

Words country to country can be funny… we used to call bundles of sticks tied up= faggots.

Faggots here are meatball/beefburger type things served in gravy. Stefan

We’d get some awful strange looks in the States if we went in a restaurant and ordered a plate of faggots…it’s funny how a combination of letters can be used to offend someone…I myself say live and let live ‘faggots’ and all…lol!!! The US says they are becoming more ‘accepting’ of all people, but to say you are ‘accepting’ is an insult in my book…people are people, and if you feel the need to state that you ‘accept’ someone, you’re lying through your damn teeth!! Good for you Stefan!!

Only people I can’t tolerate, are the intolerant people themselves. One thing I’ve always loved about Snuffhouse, there’s all kindsa people here and we get along better than most any online community I’ve seen…

Agreed!

Except for that darn Moose character…he just won’t go away!!! Nuthin’ but love brother!!

You can’t get rid of me! …Unless you ban me I suppose

Ban you?! Hell no…what would we do without our resident film maker!!!

Oh we have ways mike. You do realize we got the mounties in our pocket.

So THAT’s where that galloping sound is coming from…

. Man I love making video reviews, I dunno what I’d do without an audience! The mounties are in your pockets…? O_o ? I’m confused now .

Bob: " A chance of increasing e.d. then it will still beat out "

Snuffpub: “as deep into the crevice as you can get it”

ddavelarsen: " fits right in the hole. It’s the larger of the two in the picture. There’s a picture of it snug in its hole in the box too"

Don’t know if someone already caught this one. If so too bad it’s a good one. “nice box, fisch. I like it”

bob: “I want your box or one like it.” lol

hey we are all adults and I’am not going to talk about snuff all day.

@bob i told that barstard he better give those pics of my wife back…lol!

you should feel proud.

Scandal in the Snuff House

some of our harsher african friends. Sorry forgot who wrote that. But it’s a good one.

Walrus1985 > “We should all stop smoking, drinking and driving for a week and see how the government would react to that”

I’ve gone without all three for more than a week, more than once even. I’m such a rebel.

Walrus 1985: @debbie nice box and cheap too, hope it serves you well. (Poor Stafan edit by SnuffHead)

LMAO I’ve only just realised how that sounds. Bloody hell two quotes in two days! For shame Stefan

“this is one of the main reasons I switched from Queen’s Extra Strong to Tom Buck” …What the hell???

LOL

Nachman: Quiet nights this morning

Xander: " Never thought I take a liking to it, but I’ve been hitting it pretty hard the last few nights."

tom502: Nasal and oral is the only ways I know.

Let’s see what the auctioneer thinks about Anita’s little box. Tim Wonnacot, ‘bargain hunt’ I know he’s not a member, but I’ve just nearly choked to death as I heard this whilst about to insert a large pinch of dholakia white into my nasal orifice.

SnuffHead: Write in English to Radio France International and you will receive a French Letter (maybe not the correct words but the condom part is true)

“Dung really doesn’t smell that bad. Its not really pleasant but its not terrible either.” ~ PremiumParrots

Not from the forum, but worthy of recognition one hundred thirty-five years after having been written. “The history of the rise and progress of snuff-taking abounds in incidents and anecdotes, among the most curious of all that relate to the various modes of using the weed. Though once the most popular and fashionable manner of using tobacco it now falls far behind the other and more common and more popular forms of indulging in the herb. In France and Spain the introduction of tobacco ushered in this form of using it, and to inhale a few grains of the pungent dust was the delight of polished and favored courtiers who regardless of the forms royalty patronized and gave sanction to the custom. Thus its use in a short time became popular all over Europe and gave unlimited scope for the satirist and dramatist to ridicule the habit. In spite, however, of frown and ridicule this ancient custom though not now as popular or as fashionable, still claims many sincere votaries and doubtless will as long as the plant is cultivated or used in any form.” ~ E.R. Billings 1875 “Book of Tobacco”

I think I might get the snake one once I pay off my minor debts - bob Its ok, bob. We’ve all been there.

@xapken Spray bottle (mist) and tossing (like tossed salad) is one option. I’m concerned that it will promote clumping. I’m also concerned that it would make a royal mess. Wow.

Bob: "Still touch the pipe on occasion "

I knew someone would grab that one.

That’s what she said!

“I want to have the feeling on both holes” - @Prismaster

*blush* too funny!

Lmao @Spam, I noticed that one the other day but it didn’t click to post it on here. Stefan

DANGGIT SPAM BEAT ME TO IT!!!

@nunoH I remember seeing robby on sale at snuffstore a while ago, I knew i should’ve ordered it…

“It has a ‘cheesy’ taste, off-milk”. -petersuki “Xander keep your head down and good luck!” - Roderick “If they stuck it right up front, in the bottom, it might hold well enough” - tom502 “Ive never tried it. Do you just swallow the juices?” - Brandasaur

ROFL! *cough* Too funny.

Ahahahahaha I didnt realize I did that xD

KebAMP- Pictures please! lol Seriously, how did you managed to pull the flesh out without breaking the skin?

Haha, that one evokes all kinds of peculiar mental images… I feel like Finbarr Saunders from Viz reading some of these quotes…! Fnarr fnarr! “Cant get enough of the elephant, its just so good.” - Brandasaur

Hey not funny, I was just talking about Brandasaur’s banana experiment. …wait… …

@Rddunion- Its very simple. Just seal off the bowl with your hand and suck. If you get air there is a leak that needs to be rectified.

Sloth It has a ‘cheesy’ taste, off-milk". -petersuki. I don’t get it…can you clarify…

@petersuki - Well in particular, “cheesy” can refer to unpleasantness of certain organs - I will not clarify any more than that!

@Sloth has had some bad experiences. Remember the saying goes “if you smell it at the belly button, turn away”

@transistor Haha, well, you recently said in another thread: “I usually get brown goo”. So don’t talk to me about bad experiences!

ha ha ha oh no!

Roderick >" harps back to school days when we stripped girls’" The OT Bicycle Tour thread. LOL!

What do you guys like more, roses on the piano or tulips on the organ?

lol!!!

You know…a good ol goat’ll do that.

roses on the piano and at the moment just onelip on the organ.

keep rubbing it out until it reaches a slightly moist consistency. - @snuffgrinder

“i wasnt too keen on the s&m, quite pleased with the result.” - bish777 (He was actually referring to WE Garret ‘Sweet and Mild’!)

beat me to it, Sloth. lol

@Xander - hehe, yeah I thought someone else would’ve spotted that one too!

AHHHH you both beat me to it.

@Petersuki -I found myself stimulated well for several hours.

@Tc2642 - “it was in my mouth for about a second before I spat it out” “I did chew it so that might have been the fault I made, may try it again tomorrow”

Yeah, you don’t want to chew that too hard!

“…may try it again tomorrow”. That’s IF you are allowed to!!

TEETH!

“Bet your wife will frown when she sees your package!” - petersuki

Lmao! Stefan

*grin*

snuffster: I don’t do equipment.

Brown Flake No2 in my falcon. Or so said bish777

LMAO @bob

Pike mopers: "I generally duck into a bathroom to take a pinch. " I heard that!Haha!

I hope so mister mopers.

Walrus1985, quote:- “I’m rather drunk at the minute, I’ve been at my pub landlord’s last night, in fact I’ve even been the entertainment.”

Me “brain drizzle” Yummy.

me: Not to worry… I do it all the time when I am on retreat at the monastery! ©¿©¬

@Spyro " Pinched the nostril shut before I lowered my head"

@KebAMP : "…I prefer it in my mouth. "

When I saw the heading of this thread, I thought it had something to do with sex. - PieterClaassen No ‘out-of-context’ here, just pure Pieter. Oh Pieter EDIT : This thread is great for a laugh… EDIT 2 : And another… “It is legal in your nose… illegal in your bum. :)” - SnuffnPuff

I just blow as necessary throughout the day.— I think it’s best kept off the record who said it because I forget how to spell their name.

All these quotes remind me of a t-shirt that a particularly voluptuous girl used to wear when I was at college: “A dirty mind is a terrable thing to waste!”

@mikemoose “And believe me I won’t shake the damn thing . Heard too many stories of vomit. I don’t want ANY of that IN MY MOUTH! OMG!” Ah ha ha you opened yourself up for that one

LMFAO

“I tend to suck it to the back instead of blowing because it’s more convenient.” Supsupsup

good one

“I love the plain tobacco scent, but jacking myself on it is just brutal.” Dogwallah

ouch

I’ve got a winner there. This thread cracks me up, I’m glad I pay little enough attention to participate

“Nothing wrong with curious fingers!”

MikeMoose

“my piece was too large and added more moisture than I planned, so be careful!” - Xander

“wipe it off and put it in the box.” - ELMOS

Yep, tried both ways, with and without tea bags

-@OscarWabbit

“but stuff like Coke lasts so little I find myself chain sniffing it.” - Dogwalla

YOU FIEND! LOL

furious is a sick sick man check out what he said…

Some bits from today’s lunch of bbq spareribs, dead skin and scalp secretions

don’t let him near your ribs.

“i can go stick it in there for a little, if that will make you happy” - Pot Poe

LOL

“just don’t forget how powerfull your head actualy is.” - bob

but the stronger the craving the more I include the handwork and take smaller pinches -  Theatre

"I was refering to the butockular duality. " - Snuffster

“…one can’t have too much VD on hand.” -Bloodnativ

Cstokes: “Here is your new thread to discuss your current choice of oral”

Nothing current about it, more like permanent choice.

Toque: ‘a few guys on here have used their wives/partners stockings’

Bish 777

 being artificial doe snot

what is he talking aboot?

musk. Imitation musk scent to be precise.

@Prismaster  

i just crap a tin or two. at least one tin is in a pocket of both jackets every time to secure my steady supply in all life situations. ^^
I bet that is painful

I like it cut a bit like this

“just crap a tin or two. at least one…”

“I thought that taking it up the nose sounded pretty unique” — Zacknsnuff

n9inchnails:

"cheese down their throat like its going out of style.  "

OscarWabbit

 "I pinch when out but at home I always spoon"

“…my nose looks like the south end of a northbound baboon…” - Dogwalla

Roderick:

I was born with a small hole

I only have a thin piece of skin 

 I further damaged my nose bending it first to the left and then to the right 

at least one part of my body is acceptable

That is the most disgusting string of confessions I’ve ever read.

I love this Thread LOL

“The only agenda we promote in The Ephemeris is anti-ignorance and free distribution of knowledge. If that’s too political for some folks, we understand. There’s always Archie comics and Sears Catalogs for the rest of the population.”

                                                         snuffpub  

Are Archie comics still around? Last time I saw one of those was about 40 years ago!

Yup. I don’t read them, but alot of the time you can find them around a walmart check-out counter.

I still have a few somewhere LOL.  And a few Calvin and Hobbes!

@furious  He keeps his pimp hand strong!

“back of hand out in public and spoon in private”

thought you fellas would enjoy that line

 pimp hand  :)) excellent!

@Harlequin

“I’ve found myself constantly playing with it, turning it over and over in my hand, ect…and it’s only increased”

This thread reads like cheap porn. (oh, don’t quote that)

The cigar has to go to Roderick
:-))

I have been eating baby food all day -SnuffSniffer

Why do I end up on here so often? and don’t answer. 

Oh, just the urge to pick on you I suppose.  >:)

you try that’s what I think.

Bob, you are without doubt the king of the Universe.

? Though you just inspired the title of a story.

the bob

true.

“Want some booger sugar?”

PMSLMAO I’ve not been on here very often since November as I’ve spent most of that time in hospital mostly due to me crushing 2 discs in my back and having surgery that went wrong. Top and bottom of it is I can hardly feel my legs and now have to walk with a zimmer frame :-(. Christ 26 and crippled. Ah well the only way is up I guess. I’ve missed so much on here I’ve a lot of catching up to do. @Pieterclassen I’m sorry for your loss mate only read about it a few minutes ago, if you ever want a chat just pm me. Hope everybody is ok.

Stefan

Fair enough Stefan! +1 for Zimmer frame. Nice to see you back.

Cheers Allan! Good to be back

Stefan

Welcome back, Stefan and  thank you for your invite.  And don’t worry about your legs, you are still very young and you will mend perfectly in time.  I know it must be very bad at present though.  You are in my thoughts and prayers

Bob is quite something isn’t he

Stefan, take it easy man, rest and heal, you’ll be fine.  Pieter is right!

Likewise, we are all always here for the help of others, right?  That’s the way it should be

so are you mike.

“Ok, I didn’t realize this forum was a business , umm  to bad , I would like the owner of this forum to remove my user name from the board, or ban me, what ever it is he thinks he needs to do , I just wont be a part of a forum that is a business.”

Is this paranoia?

who said that?

@bob : Thank you!

@Juxtaposer : That one confuses me a lot …  LOL

curious…

Cheers folks, my legs are still not v good but I’m perservering, just waiting on the spinal unit in Sheffield to get their arses in gear again, apparently I’m “lost in the system between Derbyshire PCT and Sheffield PCT”. Bloody bureaucracy.

Stefan

Good luck Stefan!

The ‘business’ quote was from a guy who posted in the what’s in your nose thread… it says he’s a deleted user now, as he’d requested!

“Wow Roasted Nuts” - Spyro

“I’m not sure I’m ok with this being a commercial site. The beauty of something like wikipedia, which this site seems to emulate is its liberty from commercial influence.”

Very similar but certainly not paranoia.

Well, I considered his comments at length and from now on Abraxas will be free. Furthermore, I feel I must be punished, so I have arranged for one of the East London firms to knee cap me. That’ll teach me.

Hahahahaha…classic.

I would have considered a flogging, but to each his own.

nothing wrong with the abraxas conection. Since there is no censorship on this site that makes Abraxas seem special. I don’t think it’s a real conflict of interest. Plus I’am under the impression that the money made from abraxas is minimal and does not really qualify as profitable. Though as always do what is right then next what makes you happy.

Self Edit: See post below.

Intentional silliness.

Yes, he’s too bright for that to have been random. I say you don’t get on here if it’s contrived:)

now I’am confused. Oh well. Glad the pay day is when someone likes it cause I’ve been loveing the club snuff a hell of a lot. It’s hard to pinpoint everything that is going on with it which makes it more fun.

So wait Abaraxis (sp?) is free now? Neat…

“I generally let it rip up the tight one!” - ddavelarsen

I say if they don’t want to partake in this website then good riddance.  I don’t need to talk to someone like that anyway.  Everyone on here is easy to talk to and get along with.  I’ve noticed the “others” are pretty quick to screw things up for themselves and are removed fairly quickly anyway so… oh well.
Although I’m all for “spreading the word” and increasing our numbers, I’m just fine with how things are right now.

so true I love the fretboard by the way nice. That’s a warwick isn’t it?

GOOD OL’ DAVE!

"
teh database" - Mr.Snuff

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US LOL

Im sorry if no one gets that lol. I couldn’t help myself

@Mike 3:37 pm really? Do you know more about my lucky number then you let onto?

@bob OF COURSE it’s a warwick!!  It has a growl and tone unlike any other bass IMHO.  Fenders, Modulus, even Alembics pale in comparison to their woods and tonal capabilities in my book.  I LOVE warwick basses I’ve been playing them for 16 years and will never turn back!

@mikemoose lol
have you grown your antlers yet?

awesome I’ve only played one once it seemed nice

I’m playing with tobacco -or so said Roderick. When I read that all I could see if Roderick making snuff castles and snuff hills.

‘Needless to say. My cpap machine mask has black specks all over it’ -stapf

“69” - snuffmiller (when asked how old he was;)

I guess he’s saying he’s pretty old since men get more pervy the older they get (or so I’am told),

Bob, if that’s true there are going to be some interesting times in the “retirement home”.

oh trust me you have no idea. I’ve worked at one and I’ve heard some interesting things. Including the if I was only fourty I’d be all over you!

From Snuffster–use gin

re: :“retirement home”

You need to watch the British sitcom “Waiting for God.”

‘…as I had not had the grunt for awhile’ 

I may as well save someone the effort of posting it. If you want have nightmares look at the photo of me on the ‘show your face’ thread and imagine me ‘having the grunt’. Good Lord…

I’ve seen worse remember I worked with old people. One time an old man came out of an old womans apartment and proceeded to ask me what the best part of being old was. I didn’t know so he told me that the best part is you can’t see well so it doesn’t matter how they look!

Lol,!!

Oh yeah, “Waiting for God” is a classic! Also “Good Neighbors”.

@Mr.O it was known as the Good Life in the UK. That show was very influential to me!

I loved it when they had it on public TV when I was a kid! Do you remember the one where he’s fishing at the golf course? Good stuff (no pun intended)! Does anyone remember “Only When I Laugh” which took place in a hospital of some sort…

not specifically

It’s a good one, one of the few I can remember pretty well. I think he took his gun into the rough to hunt. Also the whole dynamic with the neighbors, can’t remember thier names. And they were always drinking that harsh homemade wine, funny stuff. Maybe someone should start a classic television thread here…

I think you chew on them, kinda like the old lady - Pot Poe

Ohh, i finally made it!!!

I’m working on converting my wife.

 Someone said. I won’t say who as well that’s just crazy

@bob, I think I recognize that one! lol

yeah you see why they needed to remain unnamed.

“There is absolutely NOTHING (other than dip) available where I live!”  (me)

If the reference escapes you… There is a colloquialism here in some rural parts of the USA (especially in the mountain country of Appalacia) where a favorite explicitave is: “Oh, SHEEP DIP!”

“I’m Into the British types and take it in the nose” briancoil Welcome to snuffhouse:-) lmao

kurtnose said. Butt ya Buzz Bubble Gun Frankily I’am not sure what context that does fit in.

bob " …though when I take a closer look definitely not a toilet."

TomStrasbourg … a good policy indeed: “…rockit naked…”

“I get through a lot of tissues. Very messy, sitting at my desk. I worry that my closest colleagues are a bit offended. No big deal, I induldge anyway.” - Peppernut1

Lmao ^ That has to be top 5

Alrightc I finally made it in the out of context page!

WVDAVE~“She told me it would be 3 to 6 months before she could get it, if she could get it at all.”

she might need some whiskey to help with that.

Uncle_Squinty said Also, what’s a B. & M.

jpks said “looks like juxtaposer already beat me” I guess he never really knew what hit him.

“fish should be rap” Said Basement Shaman sometimes that boy don’t make no sense.

I’ve just found mine!

@basement_shaman: Rooster-it has a picture of my cock.

One more thing: I lubricate my o-ring with chapstick. -BigDaddySnuff

My oral fixation is getting out of control! - SnuffySnuff

What an amusing thread

thank you

Supreme COPJ said: " a pinch after some intimate relations is pretty damn good"

Hahaha! I just read through the thread for the first time… Hilarious!

Are you enjoying the goat rape? I love goat rape lime! Ran out back in July and not been able to get it since

@Skell18 I never thought that I´ll find snussing so funny :))

Or as I would tell people when I had that brand of snus, “Who knew you could buy it in a can?”

a great one i just remembered- "And the throat drip…mmmm I love it. " @TobaccyLassy

^ lmao. Its good to see this thread still popping up on the front page.

^ lmao. Its good to see this thread still popping up on the front page.

What determines which posts show on first page? One would think the newest posts/comments would show up there, but I’ve found that’s rarely the case.

I think it’s most recentily posted comments with the caveat of the forum is a bit buggy.

MattheFox: “I also blow my nose when it becomes wet” I like your style dude…

Bart said,“it usually comes out in flakes almost, which is satisfying to me but horifiying to my wife” My wife would drive me to the hospital…

a great one i just remembered- "And the throat drip…mmmm I love it. " @TobaccyLassy

Haha! I forgot about that!

Drink in hand and Navy in my nose

Something about that just doesn’t sound quite right.

Suck it out! That’s what I do for my pillow cases.

Funny how phrases make sense in the conversation but not alone on their own…

It’s a challenge to keep the balls in your nose though

Hey whatever floats his boat I guess.

“We don’t care where you stick it, just buy it”

FirestarterO or Firestarter0 said: "holy crap they were bigger than expected, apologies! "

FirestarterO or Firestarter0 said: "holy crap they were bigger than expected, apologies! "

hahaha, did not realise that would end up here! ah. i somehow feel honoured!

this thread is the great equalizer. Everyone ends up here.

I’ve said a few things myself that after the fact didn’t sound quite the way I had intended, but so far none of them ended up in here. We’ll see how long that lasts.

just had a quick browse- not too bad- Just grabbing whatever interests me at the moment. but the best i found- I like a little moisture, makes things go smoother. Try mixing some cherry in there too. @EricJ

@EricJ said “Just give it a shake or tap it on something first” I guess that didn’t work for him so he said “Just grabbing whatever interests me at the moment”

I knew I should have kept my mouth closed. lol

:()

I knew I should have kept my mouth closed. lol

Caught myself on that one, and it was already in the right thread!

Whole back of my hand covered in HDT while trying to tap one out.

Oh I chuckled at that one!

New order comes in your nose gets a little overloaded. @3_D Oh Manchester, so much to answer for…

If he has loose I’m going to need a towel.

@basement_shaman I’d love to give that thing a try. I’m up for trying most things once though.

@Dogwalla gets 2 in a row!

@EricJ Stop reading things out of context! Oh wait…never mind…

@Dogwalla ever wonder what kind of jerk would encourage people to do that by starting a thread like this. We should ban them.

@bob Either that or publicly flog them. It’s inexcusable.

Anybody recall Finbar Saunders? Fnarr fnarr!

Anybody recall Finbar Saunders? Fnarr fnarr!

all I can say with certainity is who?

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Well if nobodh else is gonna put it on here’s one of mine: I’ve done it with scotches…

@MattTheFox said: I think you could do any American scotch orally…“We don’t care where you stick it just buy it”.

In that same thread I said: It’s also tricky not to get it on your teeth

^must be a British thing Edit: what the hell happened to my post, I posted this just after bobs post and now I’m all the way down here and it says I posted this hours after I actually posted it. The snuffhouse gremlins are at it again.

Hmmm… One of my recent posts hasn’t made it here yet. I’m disappointed!

@HR_pufnsnuff said “Even mild foreplay has been known to set them off.” Corrected sorry @EricJ

A UK comic called ‘Viz’ had a strip called ‘Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres’. He would cackle whenever anyone said something vaguely capable of having two meanings - usually rendered as ‘fnarr fnarr’. Eg: Finbarr’s mother: ‘I saw a man today who had a flat tyre. He was struggling with the jack and asked me to hold it firmly and pump it up and down. I grabbed it with both hands and yanked it for all I was worth and the man was delighted’ Finbarr: ‘Fnarr fnarr!!’. This thread always reminds me of Finbarr.

@LadySnuff said: “I got some “the gentlemans stiffener” for my husband…”

That’s the kind of thing…

@EricJ said “Even mild foreplay has been known to set them off.”

Hey, I never said that

@EricJ @MattheFox You are correct- @HR_pufnsnuff

Even mild foreplay has been known to set them off.

@EricJ oop’s copy & paste to quick & make mistakes everytime

On this very thread TomStrasbourg said: Well if nobodh else is gonna put it on here’s one of mine Kind offer pal but I think I’d rather use one of my own

My grade school teacher told me I had to watch my punctuation, wow I wonder what else she was right about.

If nobody else is going to post it, I’ll have to post my own: In dignified snuff society we call that “brown excrament on your bandana.” (“Bloody Nose” thread)

@MattheFox- its a little weak, but it’ll do! ‘too quick & make mistakes every time’

@RobeAndSlippers: Hopefully no more Coke-On-The-Floor incidents… Sounds like an outtake from Scarface!

@LadySnuff said: “I got some “the gentlemans stiffener” for my husband…”

As I was typing it, I somehow knew it would make it onto this thread with a name like that for a moustache wax

@HR_pufnsnuff said “Even mild foreplay has been known to set them off.” Corrected sorry @EricJ

This one happens to be amusing even when it remains in context - wasn’t this something to do with skunks if I remember rightly?

Had that problem as a teenager fortunately I out grew it.

@HR_pufnsnuff said “Even mild foreplay has been known to set them off.” Corrected sorry @EricJ

This one happens to be amusing even when it remains in context - wasn’t this something to do with skunks if I remember rightly?

Yep, up until 3_D’s post above this it got turned into a punchline without a joke, but now he’s added a punchline of his own! :))

linguist- “Generally i take bigger pinches in the morning.” “After the first pinch i felt dizziness.” I think that may be a medical condition…

outlawmobile said

.I have dropped more cash than I care to discuss over the past few weeks bulking up at Food Lion - See more at: http://snuffhouse.org/discussion/6465/can-anybody-still-buy-snuff#latest

Mouse said: other than that, just my wife.

I finally made the out of context list!

@Firestarter0 said…

discreet pinches of firedrac, as i still cant quite bring myself to let the family know haha… ah well, i guess itll come out eventually. not from my mouth though.

@TobaccyLassy oh balls. didnt see that coming haha.

oh balls. didnt see that coming

^ lmao. Out of context quotes are around every corner.

im just gonna shut up haha…

@3_D said: I rubbed it in the wood inside and out then buffed it off thoroughly with a cloth, several times, it seemed to help it’s a must for the slide area. I wanted the warmth and character of the wood

I wanted it real bad

@3_D said: I rubbed it in the wood inside and out then buffed it off thoroughly with a cloth, several times, it seemed to help it’s a must for the slide area. I wanted the warmth and character of the wood

That… That is terrible. I dont think im going to sleep tonight. I have some terrible images in my head right now.

Wax it’s Wax were talking about Wax

That’s what they all say…

Wax it’s Wax were talking about Wax

@3_D That really did not help… haha

Geez I guy can’t wax a little wood without everyone going all a flutter

:)) :-j ^:)^

@3_D little? dont worry, dont forget, its not the size of your pencil, its how you write your name.

@tboyer “I feel that the warmth of one’s hand help for better penetration.” - See more at: http://snuffhouse.org/discussion/7574/wooden-snuff-boxes-and-moist-snuff#latest

“Real handball, not that funny team stuff.”

That’s how you can talk when your secure and confident

@snuffbrant “i’d toss everyone!”

I know who to call when I’am lonely. :(|)

there is something soothing about Just sitting and rubbing it out

@Hisgirlfriday well, 8 posts in and you are already here. i foresee a great future!

@3_D said: I rubbed it in the wood inside and out then buffed it off thoroughly with a cloth, several times, it seemed to help it’s a must for the slide area. I wanted the warmth and character of the wood

That… That is terrible. I dont think im going to sleep tonight. I have some terrible images in my head right now.

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@3_D said: I rubbed it in the wood inside and out then buffed it off thoroughly with a cloth, several times, it seemed to help it’s a must for the slide area. I wanted the warmth and character of the wood

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there is something soothing about Just sitting and rubbing it out

@Hisgirlfriday well, 8 posts in and you are already here. i foresee a great future!

Oh my ! I’m so sorry! I didn’t think that one through! lol :">

@Hisgirlfriday please dont think about anything you post, it makes for a great thread like this

@hisgirlfriday no need to apologize. Out of context quotes great

phew! I am alway’s coming out with little ditty’s like this…(unintentional) Te he he How embarrasing :))

Heh heh…this is why I have to watch how I word things now. A few minutes ago on the “what’s in your nose” thread, I almost wrote “…and it slipped and it all ended up all over my crotch”. So I changed it to “and it slipped and it all spilled onto my lap…”. =))

" it slipped and it all ended up all over my crotch" thank you

Geez I have to come up with some new material I’m getting recycled

“Don’t read them and don’t comment on them if you don’t like them. Unless you are indulging some form of intellectual masochism.”

" it slipped and it all ended up all over my crotch" thank you

Oh criminy. Oops. =))

n9inch: "shove them down his throat screaming “How do you like it, bitch!”

50ft_trad said: need to get a little blowy thing or sucky thing

=)) and I had forgotten about this thread when I typed that

AANYCAARDS said: “at least he was above the neck and getting closer to the usual orifice”

@AANYCAARDS Congrats on making the Out of context page

Forgive me if this has already been posted but it has ‘out of context page’ all over it: BigDaddySnuff said: “I’ll take a pinch of any booty that shakes itself in my face” One has to admire a man of such courage… =D> Actually looking at this again - this was totally in context and as such doesn’t really belong here. Made me chuckle anyway - Mr. Moderator feel free to delete.

@3_D Thank you, I am grudgingly honored…glad someone did not find a worse one I recently posted… noticed after I posted comment

@AANYCAARDS this one? -“gave me time to enjoy this new friend…better that first couple times I tried it… Dabbled in a few others today as well” oh wait, that was AFTER you posted in this thread AHA i really need to check all threads more, including the mailbox one- DO IT… PUT IT IN… OR YOU WILL REGRET IN THE MORNING!

@tobaccyLassy - “I enjoyed the scent and the flavor on my lips.” @asieg33 - “When it got long enough i was going to braid it into my arm pit hair to provide extra protection against whiplash in case of a rearender” “My occasional mention of pain killers is my few times a week use for a seriously damaged disc from being rear ended” @SnuffySnuff - “I pluck mine. I must be a masochist because I enjoy the pain.” Today is a slow day.

@AANYCAARDS - ‘it will be awhile, cause i like it Dark’

@50ft_trad dije:it does give a satisfaction when you finally find a way (even if it’s a fluke) of getting it where it should be without wearing it or choking yourself

=))

@noworry “I too have white balls, they’re in my white elephant”

@tobaccyLassy - “I enjoyed the scent and the flavor on my lips.” @asieg33 - “When it got long enough i was going to braid it into my arm pit hair to provide extra protection against whiplash in case of a rearender” “My occasional mention of pain killers is my few times a week use for a seriously damaged disc from being rear ended” @SnuffySnuff - “I pluck mine. I must be a masochist because I enjoy the pain.” Today is a slow day.

LOL, what was I talking about? Pipe tobacco? Vaping? I don’t remember! :))

@snuffykib said "I like it easy to navigate around on my phone. " either it’s a large phone or a tiny snuffer.

@zimobog ’ Two of my friends wives are regulars now ‘…’ Even my wife has indulged a time or two. Most of my close friends have tried it at least once.’ good going, i think.

LOL!

@roderick, “Lunecat, I should have told you yours is 3” by 2" and will look great on a desk or coffee table. " “The tiny horn one is 13/4” by 1" and is stunning. It’s so small"

lunecat said: " It has been a couple of months since I last had some" maybe try getting out a little more

MrSnuff said: “it opens up with a little effort, then after that fairly easily” :-c

@wiscsnuffer ‘I use this technique when I’m home alone while the wife and kids are out.’ ‘Repeat jamming until the wife gets off’ ‘What a great tight technique they have.’

Woohoo! @firestarter0

“Is there any harm in swallowing the throat drip? I have been spitting” - @OleFactoryHugh

“Up your nose with a rubber hose!” Ya’ think Vinny was a snuffer? ref: “Welcome Back Kotter”

@crullers said: It feels a bit awkward but I can get so much in there now.

@Firestarter0 My bag often smells of it

@crullers said: It feels a bit awkward but I can get so much in there now.

Hahahahaa… Oh my

http://snuffhouse.org/discussion/8305/ever-got-blueballs-try-applying-strong-menthol-snuff the context is pretty clear but this belongs here.

@agentshags “I’ve only tried the Irish D and didn’t find it too awful, but maybe that’s just because its not as scented as some others” I almost feel its my duty to keep reviving this thread.

thread title “White Indians” if this wasn’t snuff list that would mean something different.

50_trad said “Never felt the urge to be honest”. Which is shockingly honest considering…

:))

“Death to triangles!” --Jean Dieudonne, 1959. “Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows” --KJV Bible, Eze.13:20

SgtJon said - “similar acts seem to be done in as private a setting as possible here” Sorry but I just can’t help wondering…

Thats impressive!!! I plan on widdling one myself soon!

@WhATdIdUjUsTsNiFf

lol I guess it didnt upload the picture. I was commenting on a hand made snuff spoon

Hahaha xD This thread has me laughing tears :'D

@Barbertrey‌ ‘My son was sitting to my right and my 92 yr old grandma to my left, they both looked my way as the fragrance wafting from my crotch reached their nostrils.’ ‘had to hide part of the mess that was visible when I stood up with a diaper bag and beat it to the car’

@Viertel‌ “My lid is too loose. It just falls off sometimes.”

@Igglet‌ “Wow. That is some big piles. Not double mine but, noticeably bigger.”

@Viertel‌ “@Igglet‌ big…? I wouldn’t even have felt it.” @Igglet‌ "Hmm. I should try bigger than. I just figure there is only so much I can physically get in their… "

@swiftymctavish.

wanted to know if you spit or swallow

@Nikolaos.

Personally always swallow.

@Igglet what a dirty mind! :))

Thanks!

Igglet said: None of that stops me from whipping it out anywhere except grocery stores.

@bigmick‌ ‘I use a paper towel for as much as I can and pipe cleaners for the tight spots.’ @Nikolaos‌ No water! take a toilet paper and clean well the parts you want, if you want to discard some smell from liquid use spirit careful

@MrSnuff Elizabeth will do whatever she can do to keep you guys happy

Once you get past the smell you’ve got it licked.

It wasn’t clean in context either.

@doctorbeat “It gets like a lava lamp in my pants”

@doctorbeat “It gets like a lava lamp in my pants”

I’m honored to finally have made it to this thread, but that quote wasn’t out of context… Damn this hot and humid weather

@derek_007 " “Wild Dick” sounds interesting" it was a typo… but i like reviving this thread

@derek_007 on a roll this week, “now off to bed with @chefdaniel‌”

@Mike_B

“You pour them into the front of your mouth and use the tip of your tongue to shovel it into a little ball.  Don’t let it get too wet”

@JosephJames

“She could pour it right in her mouth”

@Hawky454

"It really gets up in there and pushes everything out. Good times! "

=))

That must be what she said… : )

I’m really digging this WoS Hight Toast No22.  Been at it all day.

“Kind of smells like semen to me. Highly overrated.” CaptShipwreck

“the feeling of a good hard wood” Gilliat

A Quote to a person that acts like a seagull . “All you do is eat, squawk and sh*t”

50ft_trad “remembering to take a dump. You either want a pinch, or you don’t.” 

yisraeldov

Yep, that is what I got as well tootpaste… 

^sounds like a bad gift to me.