You must have fairly mild winters transistor… Up in the remote frozen hinterlands, moisture from your breath will condense on the moustache and beard, turn to ice and give you frostbite! Many is the time when I have had 4 inch icicles hanging from my handlebars!
need to get a pick of my facial hair. It’s a reverse hitler. Middle removed and handle bars on the end. 
@minux, I’m surprised to read that you found straight razors a hassle! I started using them 4-5 years ago and haven’t looked back. There’s nothing like scooping a wide swathe of hair (and the odd mole) off your face with a sound like tearing paper :o) I do admit that it’s time consuming though, and I don’t shave every day. I have a goatee. Not the circus strongman type with a mustache, but the chin-only type. I won it in a competition when I was 16. I had a beard growing competition with a school friend, and won. Had it ever since.
Hmmm… I’m acquainted with several British gay men, and I can’t think of a single one who has a moustache. Strange things, these sweeping generalizations.
Same here, the only people I know in the UK with moustaches (see, I used the British spelling :)) are straight. I often wonder about moustaches. They are commonplace now, so they look normal, but what was the first guy to ever have a 'tache thinking? “I know, I’ll shave of all of my facial hair except the part on my upper lip…”
He was probably related to some guy who looked like this: http://beardteamusa.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jonathanrice-freestyle-winner-lores-199x300.jpg
I thought you might like this video. http://youtu.be/uKcH9dXkzR4
thank you snuffhead. I’am moving to england.
Your Welcome bob
Anyone interested in facial hair should check out ‘all about beards’ - a very eccentric site.
Seriously it’s a ton of fun haveing handle bar mustaches. It is amazing the amount of postive attention it brings. It is also amazing how it brands you as a harmless loveable eccentric in a way that makes it easier for people to believe that it is actualy tobacco you’re shoving up your nose. Though I do recomend removing the middle part of the stache so that it doesn’t collect snuff.
I’am also debating sharing this link on facebook but am afraid it might cause the some of the ladies to move to england before I do. (yes woman love a man with a mustache that they can hold onto.)
If you move to England, I’m sure the moustache would go down well. However, don’t grow large sideburns because people will shout “Bugger grips” at you.
As a chap who sports a moustache, often waxed; I must say there is nothing more manly than a moustache with a gentlemanly dusting of snuff. The ladies love it.
@John SnuffHead, where is your picture? I know you sport a nice moustache!!
@talljim ha ha goodluck with that! Seriously though… grow a moustache and try to get women around here… I’d LOVE to see that on hidden camera… could be slightly amusing