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I had a bit of a chuckle looking at the “if you could scent a snuff and what would it be” thread, and thought “what would the antithesis of this thread be”. Which flavours would have you cowering behind the sofa in fear of opening them? A few (twisted) thoughts I had Blue Cheese Trench Foot Gingivitis Back Of The Fridge Granny’s Dentures

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dentist office, nursing homes,Honey dipper truck, Garbage truck. Hot vomit, road kill animals. fumunda cheese, dingle berry. dirty diaper. I could go on but I am feeling sick now!

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Eeeew. How about Toe Jam, Berry Bellybutton Lint, Litterbox, Puppy Breath, Plumber’s CrackFart.

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funeral home! the combination of all those cheap flowers is kryptonite for me. If I were a funeral director I would snuff Dragun or something.

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@TobaccyLassy…10 months ago, seen my Veternarian stick her nose in my puppy’s mouth, said she loved the smell of puppy breath…she meant it…she seemed to get elated from doing it… WOW…not I…to each there own

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slaughterhouse warm garbage, last months spoiled milk, cat hairball full torque, sun warmed shrimp in a bag, piercing smagma and bigfoots perineum

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Even the worst of scents can be overlooked when the brain is rewarded with dopamine.

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Those weird little yellow throat boogers I sometimes hock up. I swear they’re the origin of morning breath.

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Blue cheese sounds great to me, but then I am a big fan of Toque Cheese and Bacon.

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@Mouse seems to have evil in the works…

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When I worked at a restaurant that served seafood, in the Summertime the garbage out back had a certain “scent”. I also stand by my previous “Musk, stinky cheese, and yellow mustard” What about “the dog was rolling around in something”

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@PotPoe, lol. Perhaps… My thinking is that a near-homeopathic amount might combine with a floral in unanticipated ways, possibly good, probably not, but it is worth a try. I do love the scent of skunk in non-overpowering situations (like 1/4 of a mile downwind of a recent roadkill).

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Cheese & Bacon, that would be just plain gross :-&

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Sweaty armpits, raw sewage, soured earth, that blue fuzz covered thing in the refrigerator (have no idea what it was orginally), the inside of a workman’s boot after a hot day and week old socks.

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It would depend on whose sweaty armpits…lol I vote for hog farm, llama and August road kill. and grandmas bathroom.

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It would depend on whose sweaty armpits…lol I vote for hog farm, llama and August road kill. and grandmas bathroom.

Grandma’s Bathroom is hilarious! Conjures up so much I don’t want to even begin to consider =))

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doesn’t F&T make a grandma’s bathroom snuff, albeit under a classier name? Having been a hospital janitor, I feel I can say with some authority that sour, yellow, stringy milk is the worst smell. Close contenders are UFPS (unspecifiable fat person stink), vomit and the ol’ foghorn crotch (both genders).

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Think violets and mint toothpaste. Cheap toothpaste.

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Oh gaaah…now I kind of feel like dry heaving a bit after reading all of our posts. =))

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@TomStrasbourg -Those weird little yellow throat boogers I sometimes hock up. I swear they’re the origin of morning breath.

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Yep, I’ve heard some hotels in certain areas of the world actually formally ban durian on their premises. Even the people who like the taste tend to hate the smell.

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@hdsale Thanks for the definition. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one familiar with those.

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Eek. I just looked up tonsiloliths and found photos. Ugh! *shudder*.

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Monte Alban Mezcal - Or is it just me? If I smell it I will hurl chunks

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Monte Alban Mezcal - Or is it just me? If I smell it I will hurl chunks

Oddly enough, i have an open bottle next to me now. One of my staples. If we are going as foul as possible. GI Bleed.

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Nasty The Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (BMSB)

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One that keeps Roderick from reading this post. Do you realize you may be giveing him horrible horrible ideas now.

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I hope so @bob I dare say @Roderick could make a Sweaty Bollock snuff and I’d still buy it in bulk.

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can o worms don’t open cans o worm.

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I was teaching a martial arts class last night, and found another horrible scent for snuff…sweaty rubbed-off skin in heavy-bag gloves that have never been thoroughly cleaned in months. Made me want to hurl. “Clean your effin’ gloves, people!!”

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Spoiled Broccoli

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Rotten eggs

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Wet dog Burnt rubber

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River sneakers, Bog gas, poisoned decomposing rat, the land fill or dump. queen anne’s lace

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Rather than think of the worst smell I can, I’ll go for the option of mimicing an existing snuff. Mrs Pufnsnuff went abroad for her holidays a few years ago, and from what she tells me of the smell of human sewage when crossing the quaint little bridges I would suggest Fribourg & Treyer Old Venice would be a contender.

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Having spent all my life in and around Sheffield, and having spent the last 12 years involved in boating on the local canals, I can assure you Wilsons really didn’t have to stretch the F&T branding to refer to Venice to make that kind of comparison Maybe the local waterways were an inspiration and they just blamed it on the Italians =))

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Biker Butt, Pedicure Soak, Steamy Menudo, Cazu Marzu, Breeze of Halitosis

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Pig sty, warm toe jam

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Cheese and bacon.

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Hoboes underpants,well used cat litter tray

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Flatus after a night of beer & hard boiled eggs

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Stale beer the morning after a heavy sesh.

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Dogs expressed anal gland discharge, it always has that rotten fish tank smell, fermented fish deuce.

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greasetrap

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Road kill after baking in the sun all day

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Some of these I could see going either way (worst or surprisingly good), but: jalapeño bleach durian onion burning plastic taco seasoning

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IMO some of these gawdawful scents are already in snuff form; cloying old lady perfume = F&T Saville, barnyard/horse feces = many South African and Indian natural snuffs (I kind of enjoy this smell), burning rubber/road tar = Dean Swift Black Watch & Sam Gawaith Black Rapee (in little doses I also enjoy this smell), many musk/patchouli/sandalwood snuffs have a sweaty BO undercurrent that I also like in small quantities. Agreed that “greasetrap” and “dog anal gland/rotten seafood” are some of the worst smells imaginable, however, I find the smell of my own dogs after a swim to be inoffensive.

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Seville, Black Rappee, Indian - LOL! Your nasal palette will (hopefully) mature. Some of my favourites.

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@SnuffySnuff I actually LIKE Black Rapee and (some) SA & Indian natural aroma snuffs, but I do get some of the aromas some mentioned as “offensive” from them in small amounts and I find it adds depth of character. But the F&T Saville, yeah it IS a work in progress.

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I couldn’t get on at all with Seville at first, but after a year or two that changed. Now I find it really relaxing. Good luck mate, hope same happens to you, but we can’t all like the same snuffs - that’d be boring

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an aroma from about 40 years ago…diaper pail…uggh…

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The liquid that spill out of garbage dumpsters and bakes on the hot tar street

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roofing tar

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How about something nice like raspberry-scotch?

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Raspberry!? Only one man would dare give me the raspberry…LONE STAR!

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You have to become an expert in blowing raspberries if you ever want to learn how to play the didgeridoo!

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A homeless man on the bus in 100+ degrees weather. No A/C, none of the windows opened. Dude must have not showered(or been rained on) for years!!

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Skunk, cat pee, bad breath, garlic, mouldy damp fabric, tuna, and certain sugary scents like bubblegum, banana, cotton candy etc. would be too much to have to smell constantly.

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Burnt Hair

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Definitely bin juice. Rancid, fishy catfood. Dental plaque. Yik.