Wilson's and why. Poetry to your favourites competition

I love Wilsons snuff, their range is simply awesome from the mildest camphor and mild to the toughest chilli and chocolate. I cannot be without a tin of Wilsons and I am sure many of us has a favourite. This thread is simply, you have to write a short ode to your favourite snuff or maker. As I have been daft enough to suggest this I will start. I suggest we let this run for a month then vote on the best. May the best writer win. I can’t think of a prize, anyone have any idea. A tin of snuff maybe… Ode to Wilsons From camphor to chilli through honey and rum I sniff my wilsons each day until it is done. Never without a pinch am I found, Stored in a small tin silver and round. Ulike a pipe the snuff is discreet, Unlikely to be noticed by those that you meet. In business you may with carefull forethought Have a sly sniff and never get caught. The wife, the lover the spouse one and all May see your snuff as quaint or call you a fool But they know not of the pleasure we find Captured within that leaf all agrind’ But non of these could ever I sing If it wasn’t for Wisons for paurpers and kings. Come on whose next!

I love to take snuff Is there ever enough? It soothes me through thick and thin, From Rappee to fine, its all quite sublime And some people think its a sin. I’m as hooked as a fish But I would never wish To stop snuffing for even a day Its a vice yes I know, but even though I’ll keep snuffing my trouble away. I am not a poet, and I know it, but I just thought I would contribute

My contribution is not to any one particular product, but to snuff period. I know I’m disqualified.

No your in mr manos you do mention a type of sniff, rappee to fine and that is enough to qualify you. Well done a great entry. Whose next???

If I had to pick one I’d go with Abraxas I’d like to write his snuff off on my taxes Though every brand I’ve tasted is not money wasted Cafe 11 is my jam, them’s the factses.

Quite a unique entry there shakes made me smile. Who dares to pen the next…

i think lunecat is disqualified haha

No not qualified, even modern poetry can be included. Just remember when we vote the best will win. Who’s next… Lord Byron? Seriously who dares pen another epic?

Lune cat your in!