Thought this might be a fun little thread. What do you think a Cowboy would snuff? Or Sherlock Holmes?

cowboy would obviously snuff she cherry methol. Sherlock Holmes would obviously probably be Ntsu heat dried like his pipe tobacco in a persian slipper by the fire place.

what about an albino?

“what about an albino?”…That’s easy, white snuff.

Holmes? He might snuff scraps of his leftover shag, or, hell, maybe he’d just snuff his dottles, as I think of it. Nic fiend, that guy, and that the least of his bad habits. It would definitely be home-ground though, to prevent Moriarty slipping a little something extra into the snuff jar. A cowboy? I imagine air-cured twist, run through a coffee mill, or maybe plug treated the same way, when out on the range. The same logic that had them carriy rifles chambered for their handgun rounds would apply there; dual use and simple logistics. In town, or close to it, probably maccoboy if he could get it; seems like it was pretty darned popular stuff.

What would a sorcerer snuff?

@ snuffgrinder When I bought a can of garrett at the local HEB, the nice old lady at the register said to me: “You know you’re supposed to sniff this, dontcha?” “Yes, ma’am,” I answered, “that’s what I do with it.” “My daddy used to do it like that, too,” she replied. First time, ever, I’ve bought this stuff OTC and had anybody know it was for nasal use. I have heard a few similar reports from Tex-Kraut areas (mein Gott! Fredericksburg might as well be a Bavarian town, so Teutonic is the place) here in central texas.

@snuffenugen: Sorcerers all use Bernard’s Kostlich; I can think of no explanation for its existence and sublime qualities that does not involve some measure of sorcery. It’s unspeakably good, the sort of stuff that simply must be experienced to be appreciated, and even then, I doubt I could ever give it the appreciation it deserves.

Coyboys, yes Maccoboy -but only on Saturday night. Day to day would be a scotch. Sherlock Holmes was a habitual user of cocaine, so I presume he snuffed that.

I talked to an ex-cowboy who said he knew what snuff was, and used to take it, and then proceeded to describe to me the little round, metal dispensers Ozona’s snuff comes in to make sure we were talking about the same thing…so there you have it…the cowboy takes Ozona. Lol I’m sure real cowboys go with a scotch.

A Cowboy with a Pink snuff box? :o)))

What would Captain Kirk snuff?

Captain Kirk would snuff NTSU, or Taxi Red. He’s a farm-boy from Iowa who doesn’t have an sophisticated, pretentious side (unlike some other Captains) and appreciates things that work even if they aren’t pretty. What would Captain Picard snuff?

I think the Enterprise would be fully stocked w/ J&H Wilsons SP No.1 because it’s truly out of this world…that is until they came across the planet Toque…then Spock, because he can speak Toque, would share the wonders of this world with the crew. Cowboys and Cowgirls both are scotch fans. I’d think more like Brutons. Me, I’m on the Enterprise lost in the stockroom of Wilsons. I’ll snuff my way out of here eventually.

Picard strikes me as a French Carotte kind of guy. Not due to the name, necessarily. Maybe the occasional sniff of Martian Rose, perhaps? I did hear that Keith Richards is coming out with a signature range. First one is called “Dear Old Dad”.

Captain Picard would snuff something by F&T, or a floral like Gawith Hogarth’s Flurette. He’s one sophisticated man. What would David Dickinson snuff?

Picard would sniff a nice SP to go with his tea, Earl Grey, Hot!

I’ve paired SP with Earl Grey so many times now that sensory overload prevents me from enjoying the full effect of both. The nose and taste buds just sort of stop working after awhile. I would want to know what Bruce Dickinson would snuff. I’m assuming it would be a hellishly strong menthol.

Let’s not ignore girls. What would Shania Twain snuff? I’m not expert in snuffs but something natural and sophisticated at the same time maybe.

Keeping with the girl theme; what would Xena the warrior princess snuff?

Oooooooh Xena…she can have any of my snuffs. I think that she’d like something strong.

@ bigblue Lee, do you mean? Yeah, he’d take it that way, but the villain boss would no doubt take it on his steel thumbnail (opera fingers), chuckling out of sync with his own lips after each evil sniff.

Since Xena is actually from New Zealand (the actress, not the character) snuff is illegal to her, except by mail order of course. I think Royal George would suit her character though, even though its masculine name, its still royal. Mainly though becuase its both sweet and spicy. Bruce Dickinson is probably an SP type. Tom Buck, I’m thinking.

Well, if Bruce Dickinson is an SP guy then I have to wonder what Lemmy from Motörhead would snuff?

Lemmy would snuff something really dark, like Princes. Or more likely somthing really potent like Dholakia Black.

Lemmy has put a lot of different powders up his nose over the years. I doubt any of it was Snuff, though. Lol! Hedges would be the only thing that might get a reaction out of him these days. Speaking of Bass players, now that Alex James has adopted the country squire mantle and is a known Nicotine fiend, what do you suppose he should be snuffing?

That is not remotely funny big blue. Now,go sit in a corner for at least 5 minutes and think about how you have just insulted the honorable name of Bruce Dickinson.

What would Edward Scissor Hands snuff???

I don’t know what but I know how… VERY carefully!

Edward Scissorhands would snuff NTSU menthol, but by the time it gets to his nose, it would be the same texture as Rooster.

As a seasoned rock bass player - I’m a toast man :o)

@ Mr_Snuffypants LMFAO

What would Christopher Walken snuff?

Probably Off the Cuff Snuff. He kind of looks like the guy on the tin.

What would Fred Flintstone snuff? @cstokes That’s supposed to be Einstein on the OTC tins…I think? Had him figured as more of an Amostrinha kind of guy, but who knows.

Certainly a stone ground snuff.

Lol! A pinch of Freyrock & Quarry’s Old Bedrock. Samuel Gallstone’s perhaps… Aw hell, I’m getting silly again. Mommmm!

LMAO!!!

What would Brad Pitt snuff?

Toque Peanut Butter! (Well, if Roderick says so, it is!)

WWJS?

Toque Lavender.

Wilson’s of Galilee Royal Herod.

What would Stephen Fry snuff?

J&H Wilson’s Top Mill No.1 or maybe Mullins & Westley’s Mature Crumbled. @bigblue1 Myrrh (if it isn’t toxic) would make a fantastic Snuff flavouring. It’s sort of Citrusey.

@ Xander, snuff was unbanned a while ago in New Zealand after their government did extensive tests about possible risks involved in snuff taking. They are actually promoting the use of snuff now. I have some snuff plus a bullet which my daughter bought on a visit to my son who lives there.

Stephen Fry would snuff Smith’s Cafe Royale. I’ve seen him do it. @Pieter, that’s good news about New Zealand. So perhaps Lucy Lawless takes snuff after all. Does your son know her? What kind of snuffs do they have in NZ? Aren’t you supposed to be on vacation?

@Xander, came back this afternoon to get my bike ready for tomorrow’s ride. I awoled from the office for 5 days only. It seems as if only WoS snuffs are available in NZ so far.

I know that God uses WoS Best SP. I think the cowboy would go for some bone dry NTSU to go with his beans and jerky. Holmes would have a privately blended snuff heavy on African tobacco, flavoured with Tonquin. An ornate silver snuff box with Egyptian hiroglyphs would be his choice of box. Nice off the wall thread guys!

A cat would snuff a catnip snuff, if a cat could, would snuff snuff (I can’t get the wood chuck lymrick out of my head).

Can anyone imagine the Queen of England using snuff?

Itsuke, past queens have used snuff! So have Queens of France. What about past Emperors of China and/or Japan? What about Darth Vader?

@Xander: Yes, indeed they did. But I keep seeing Queen Elizabeth II taking a pinch or two in my head. I don’t know about Japanese emperors, but the Manchu emperors of the Qing dynasty loved their snuff and snuff bottles. and Darth Vader…can’t see him doing it with his mask on, and don’t even want to imagine him with his mask off…

Princes Dark, I would think. Guinness turned me to the dark side in the beer world. This sake is trying to turn me back…Its making me wordy tonight. Princes Dark wants to turn me to the dark side in the snuff world now.

Simon Cowell, David Hasselhoff, Ellen DeGeneres? yeah, these are worthy ponders, and the Weather Man? heard thundering when I woke up.

Christopher Walken: “Well, you know… sometimes I enjoy A little QWS Sandalwood after playing Pihhnng Pohhnnng, or as the Chinese call it, Ping Pong.”

chris walken would surely snuff the manilest floral. If you’ve never seen it the movie “Romance and Cigarettes”. Chris has a small but super awesome role in it. A role that also explains the manliest floral snuff (now what is the manliest floral snuff). What would an ewok snuff???

something herbal

What would a wookie snuff?

what about a mime?

"Can anyone imagine the Queen of England using snuff? " She is also monarch of the United Kingdom of England, Scotland and Wales, Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Antigua and Barbuda, the Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Grenada, Jamaica, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. She is also a snuff aficionado, but extremely discreet in her habit. Her Snuff box incorporates a miniature of Queen Charlotte when she was Princess Sophia Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz

Does she really take snuff?

Wookiees also snuff herbals. Mimes snuff tobacco free snuff, since both don’t say much.

OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQLLLLL. At least I think that’s what a wookie would say after a hit of Toque Peanut Butter.

No, I mean both Mimes and tobacco-free snuff don’t say much. Or you can look at it this way: both require you to imagine something is there.

Wookies snuff gravel flavoured with rat. I thought everyone knew that.

George Washington would probably do a toot of a little Ozona President, right after he put out the joint ha ha.

Washington did take snuff. I read something before that recounted a reciept/order document where he specified how much snuff and for it to be “not SP”. I don’t recall where I read it or what the source was, I probably saw it in this forum though.

Hmm interesting. I definitely wouldn’t put it past him. I’m sure alot of people snuffed back then, seems like it would be the correct time period. I wonder what he was snuffing though? That’d be something cool to find out.

“Not SP”!!! Could hardly imagine, due to my world being populated by SP and Menthol. (Love those florals too, but not SP??? The mind boggles.)

What would The Stig snuff?

William H. Bonney must have carried a can of something in his pack…coincidentally Garrett?

I rememeber the washington snuff thing. Though I thought it was scotchs he didn’t want. we are probably both wrong about the type of snuff.

@Asherael: Right on!! What would Mother Teresa snuff?

Kloster Andechs Spezial Snuff, I´d say. The pope sniffs it, at least.

She wouldn’t snuff. Its too self indulgant. If someone gave her some, she’d promptly give it to the poor.

The Pope snuffs Kloster Andechs?

They are saint people. It’s better to imagine what they will snuff in heaven. A God Blessed Snuff!

I’m tempted to say 5 Photo.

@ cstokes4: yes and you may read it there: http://www.schnupftabakdose.de/