My friends, What are your plans for tonight??? I will stay at home preparing for my CCNA exam and enjoying my snuff.I Hope that you all have better plans for tonight lol.Will you like to share it with us all??? Wish you all i nice evening

A friend of mine is taking me out for a fancy meal because it’s my birthday!! I’ll probably have quite a few beers and I’ll probably feel like crap tomorrow! Oh well…

Happy Birthday, Mark! Me, I’m staying in and doing homework. After that I’ll probably pop in Phantasm or something related and just have a few drinks.

happy bday mark. I’m going to clean, then go to bed early so i can wake up tomorrow and work my (somewhat un-fulfilling) job. Probably take a whole bunch of snuff, too!

Happy Embryonic Discharge Day Mark!!! I won’t be doing anything tonight as I have no life. Well, other than snusing, snuffing, and the ocassional “caress” from the wife.

@PP: Whenever my wife gives slaps, I mean “caresses” me, I usually say: “Yes Ma’am, may I have another!”

Nothing but nothing. After finding out I didn’t get fired from my job. I bet this means that dumb ass supervisor is fired though. So I guess I’ll be trying to figure how some people can be such morons and not die from eating rocks and twigs instead of food.

Hahaha! Don’t forget to eat A LOT of beans!

Now that I’m done with my homework, I suppose that I’m just sittin around, drinking some Cheerwine & Rum, and chatting with you chaps.

How much are you willing to spend on that? Pre divorce. Cause I can think of some horrible things that may just force her to divorce you. Crackers why not add some of the less appitizing (to westreners) japanesse snack foods with you crackers. Like pickled tentacle and cracker sandwich. Just saying I may have found my true calling.

Jellyfish Salad. The chewy crunch is awesome.

I’ve been meaning to try that one forever. Just never seem to remember at the right times. Damn it. No Jellyfish salad for me yet/

I like the ink sack, but I hate it when it pops and gets all over everyone (wink, wink)

HahhaLOL, damn you guys are fUNNY, lolHAHA!!!

What can I say? I’m just a funny guy. Especially when I drop my pants and everyone laughs. I swear, I’ve got some good jokes.

tHAT’S GOOD!, I’m just playing toss with the young chitterlings and settling down watching some basketball, drinking a few Yuengling’s a buddy picked up for me on a job in W. Virginia. Good beer that I wish was available round here…

BBBBBOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

Yuengling isn’t available in Cincy?

Sorry, I’ve been drinking… but just a teenie weenie little bit.

West Vigina is the closest…

That’s pretty stupid. Tis some good brew from Potsville.

“The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!” Pinky and the Brain Intro

I am halfway to getting drunk on Pinot Noir and going to watch Avatar with the family again. Man am I buzzed

and now…after studying and snuffing…it is time to have two more pinches of hedges mixed with toke lavender in equal parts.See you all tomorrow fellow snuffers!!!

to get wrecked

Last night I was wrecked. Had 14 pints. Today feeling like shite I went to the football and we won 5-1 so although I still have a major hangover I’m a very happy chappy. Stefan

I spent the night helping my bro paint his flat. And demolishing my tin of hedges L260.

Had a date night with my girl. Went out to dinner and then went and saw Alice in Wonderland in IMAX 3D

Tried to get shite faced and snuff my a$$ off…

i’m finishing my first tin of Mac’s O&G then I’m off to my first menage a tois to be debauched. hahaha!

Take an Ambien CR and a couple of Xanax and sleep for 14 hours. It’s snowing in Dallas, about 32 degrees, with sustained winds of about 40 mph. There is no point in being sentient under such conditions.

Last night, drove my other half to Heathrow for a late evening British Airways strike-busting shift. There’s not much sympathy for the cabin crew from their fellow workers …

As I ran out of a bottle of Jameson whiskey I’m sitting with a glass of drink that I’ve just made up, rum with martini and a hint of lemon and sprite, listening to Polish sung poetry with nose full of Toque Champagne. Nice accent for the end of the week.

martini you mean gin and vermouth? That sounds horrible. I need to know because if you do I’ll have to try it cause sometimes horrid sounding things make great drinks. For example Gin. Well back on topic I’am going to be playing old computer games that kick ass. Downloading arcanum now.

@bob It was martini bianco vermouth with baccardi rum, quite good. Not as good as whiskey, but still a nice thing

I’m surfing the inter webs, while the girlfriend plays Resident Evil 5

@ biskup666 It’s a shame we don’t have a whiskey exchange. I hate to think of a person running out of Jamesons. My invariable cold weather routine is 4 fingers of Jamesons, followed by a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a Heineken Light, and a Sierra Nevada Porter. Occasionally, some extras shots of Jamesons will find their way into the rotation. Depending on the music I’m listening to, I’ll start of with a good American Scotch or Irish Toast, then some sweets, and then move towards darker tobaccos. When the weather turns warmer, I like Absolut Kurrant or Citron straight out of the freezer, and a good SP or McC Mild Lemon. Then, when I’m done drinking I get into menthols to freshen up. Good to find another Jameson’s fan on the forum, but sorry to hear about your temporary shortage. Did I hear somebody above express incredulity at what contitutes a martini? Of course, you don’t actually mix the vermouth into the gin or vodka, you just look at the bottle from across the room, and imagine a drop or two infused into the liquor. Martinis: One is too many, and four is not enough. Jeez, we must be getting old.

@ LHB Oh, I don’t have such an organized routine like you, I usually just drink/snuff what I’m having in my hand at the moment. I have a bottle of JD Single Barrel but it’s waiting for a bigger occasion Anyway, although there isn’t anything better than a glass of whisky, my last night’s mix of baccardi and martini worked out quite good, I’m surely gonna repeat that drink one day. Lately I’m a bit, I can say, fascinated by Toque Champagne, nicely combines champagne scent with tobacco base. Plans for tonight? I don’t have any, right now I’m sitting with Wilson’s IHT#22 after watching a film about E. Guevara and I think I gotta do something with myself, it’s after 10am and I’m still in bed, oh god!

@LHB/bob: Ask for a “dry martini” in a British bar and you’ll be served a glass of Martini Bianco vermouth. Years back when I was bartending the first I heard that “dry martini” meant anything else was when a couple of Americans expressed dismay at the drink I proffered them. Don’t forget that Martini vermouth predates the Martini cocktail by several decades.

AH. I could see myself thinking don’t order a martini here they suck at making them. Though the reciepe for a martini changes a lot. Though I don’t know why it pisses me off when some flavoured crap drink is called a martini. In my opinion there is no such thing as a choclate martini damn it.

I guess they don’t have martini bars there. Some of the concoctions are just ridiculous.

I got talked into a ‘dirty martini’ ONCE. Reminded me of one time I was siphoning diesel fuel and got a mouth-full—wretched!

a Dirty Martini is just a martini with a splash of the olive juice thrown into it.

I had a dirty martini for lunch today, made with Gluten free Vodka (Cold River I think it was called). Pretty darn good, but I am a sucker for vodka.

I like Dirty Vodka Martinis a lot but then I love olives. Dirty Gin Martini doesn’t work at all though.

Dirty martinis are great. Damn it. Martini= gin vermouth and what ever crazy ass garnish you think is right.

When someone is asking for a something “martini” around here it is the style of glass that they want the drink in. Anyone asking for a martini would get gin but a server should know better to ask “vodka or gin?” first. It’s surprising how many people think “martini” means vodka in a martini glass… Martini is actually the brand name for vermouth i.e. Martini & Rossi.

it’s also a cocktail. With many many many rumours about how it got it’s name. Honestly it’s shifted a lot. As long as it isn’t a gibson we’ll all be happy. Or while on vermouth the evilest drink ever the “DIplomat” 50/50 dry and sweet vermouth and a twist of lime. It tastes like a sweetened arm pit.

I kind of like straight dry vermouth. I find it much like port. I don’t care for martini the cocktail.

I agree about dry vermouth a much under rated drink in my opnion. The first time I tried it was as a mild dare I liked it. I think the martini cocktail is amazing. I think the key to a great martini is just enough vermouth to smooth out the gin (which tends to depend on the gin being used.)

I like my dry Martini shaken not stirred…lol ‘A dry martini,’ he said. ‘One. In a deep champagne goblet.’ ‘Oui, monsieur.’ ‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?’ ‘Certainly monsieur.’ The barman seemed pleased with the idea. ‘Gosh, that’s certainly a drink,’ said Leiter. -taken from wikipedia Best regards, Holonmax

Casino Royale… classic

Peter Sellers?

I was told never to shake a gin (proper) martini. Only shake vodka. Something about “bruising” the gin.

I shake neither gin nor vodka martinis. It dilutes them too much.

@midnightmosesuk: Definitely, Craig is one of my favorites, and yes Connery cannot be topped, but I find myself wishing Timothy Dalton had done more than two films. While everybody certainly loved Roger Moore for his goofiness and tongue-in-cheek quips, Dalton truly brought back the brooding coldheartedness that was always an undercurrent in Fleming’s original Bond. Sure, Bond can be silly and kind, but never forget he’s a professional assassin. My two cents as a silly Yank, anyway…

Not as good as Johnny English though.

My favorite bond is the american t.v. bond. In the extras of casino royale there is an old american t.v. production of casino royale with a reall unswave (he’s bad enough that it’s swave not suave) mid-westren bond with a flat top hair do. It’s unintentionaly hillarious by the way.

Any bond who ankle shoots the dirtbag is pretty darned skippy with me. To bad it was not a double kneecap and belly shot.

Rule #4 Double Tap

@ bob: I’m glad to hear that the original Casino Royale was included on the new DVD as an extra. I had always sought it out when I was younger and collected the Bond films. Never finding it, and rarely encountering anyone who had even heard of it, I had begun to think it was lost or destroyed. A lot of early TV was not kept as permanent archives. A lot was aired once, and then never seen again.

Oh I’am stupid on the orginal (the one with peter sellers) they have this wierd television play of the novel that is amazingly bad.

David nevin makes a great bond in the orginal casino royale which is definatly available on dvd I know I have it in my peter sellers collection. (if you’re a peter sellers fan you must see the magic christian.)

Bob, that was the original! That’s the one I’m talking about: HERE its from 1954! So its on the DVD of the spoof Casino Royale, not the modern one?

Drank so far about 9 Bud Lights and feeling good. Listening to Obama’s dumb ass on the news and snuffing O&G like its cool

yeah the spoof one. And that is the bond I’am talking about. It’s hilarious.

Tonight it’s homework, then I have to weigh all of my Grand Cairo.

Tonight it’s furthering my career on Tiger Woods 2010 on the XBOX 360 while consuming massive amounts of snuff and some Bombay Sapphire tonics. Now, to get the work day over with…

eternal sonata awesome game the graphics are really strange and beautifull. Damn I’ve not played a tiger woods game in ages.

Ah, Lincoln! I play TW on the Wii. Damn addicting game! Perhaps I shall put off weighing my GC and will play some TW instead!

Those damn digital scales. No wonder the 8 ball only last 8 seconds.

Turn it on its side and its an infinity ball. It will last forever!

National pastime. Slàinte!

Do you speak Celtic, Allan?

@cstokes Not much, ashamed to admit.

Dia duit, a chara! Is breá liom snaois!

Gonna get wrecked on miller light, grill some steaks and snuff O&G until my Nose falls off

Just got done cutting up Eggplant and Parsnips. Then made some berry tarts for desert for tomorrow. Now it’s time for some Bombay.

Berry tarts/ where are your from Cstokes4?

Florida.

Well then what the heck is a berry tart? And (not to be mean) why does it sound like it belongs in San Fran?

I’m just calling it a Berry Tart. I suppose it’s not really a tart because it is not a pastry. Simply Yogurt and Cool-Whip with Blueberries, frozen in a cupcake mold and then served as a desert. Not sure why it would belong in San Fran.

What I’m doing…reading what everyone else is doing, taking snuff, and probably falling asleep.

just got home. had more Vodka tonics that I can count (pussy drink I know, but I didnt even trust the bar to make a gin tonic…) all and all an awesome evening with my mates. Screw PACT my american friends and just get wasted. Cheeers.

Vodka Tonic is a gentlemen’s drink, pal. I’ve had some Gin Tonic’s and now I’m onto Rum. Arrrrgggghhhhhh!

ill keep my rum for tomrrow. Drinking is terribly underrated. Havent felt so good in ages!

I just finished whatching Run From The Cure from www.phoenixtears.ca! Very clarifying in did!

Drink a very large bottle of wine and pack my nose with some WoS Irish DH Toast #20

Friday Night bowling league. Did damn well too, had a 592 series

i´m playing Arcanum and i´m loving it!

playing super mario 3 for the NES on the WII and getting hammered

I’m off for Easter break so I can do anything. Might go to pub and get hammered.

I just was kinda tired and not in a beer slammin’ mood last night, so I drank like 2 1/2 beers, and watched D’Amato’s Endgame.

I’ll be working on a Statistics project. I’m sure there will be a lot of snuff consumed to keep the juices flowing.

Those “Special Moments” eh? LOL, add some Limburger cheese with the crackers. Finished the damn Hypothesis Testing project, now I can relax with some wine, snuff, and a horror movie.

Mmmmm… Maybe Phantasm II or III.

Never seen Outpost, I’ll have to look it up. I’ve been watching Phantasm since I was 5. Each film has it’s purpose for existence. P1: Groundbreaking in terms of story, will one day be regarded as one of the “greats”. Very non-linear. P2: Very linear, cookie-cutter film. Had many dream sequences but they were cut by the studio. Largest budget for a Phantasm film. P3: A bit silly, but okay all the while. Has some great interiors. Angus is extra chilling. P4: The return to a non-linear story. Lowest budget of the 4, yet I think it’s the best in terms of story developments. If you are interested, check out www.phantasmcommunity.com