A new year is upon us again. Many of us may have resolutions to lose weight, read more, listen better. I hope whatever you want out of 2014 you obtain. I personally always want the above mentioned but more than anything this year I want to rekindle my relationship with my wife (don’t tell her I said so). We have been married now for seven years and we have two beautiful boys with special needs so you can imagine the difficulty we have in making the time for each other. I also in 2014 would like to learn how to make armpit farts…but thats just me. So Im interested in knowing… WHAT ? WHERE? WHO? WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENJOY THIS YEAR???

Good goals, CousinStuffy. I would like to be better at appreciating every moment as it arises

I mastered the arm pit farting, I may try to find a wife ,getting to the point I may need someone to grow older with, You know someone to trim my ear hairs

Im also really looking forward to a backpacking trip in Linville Gorge this summer with 9 of my closest friends that I have had for the better part of twenty years.

My daughter, 20, is leaving out for University this coming Spring— excited for her.

@CousinStuffy Great goals for the year. If you want to rekindle your relationship/your wife to desire you more then look here… http://therationalmale.com/the-best-of-rational-male-year-one/ More Alpha = more happy wife. Lot of reading to do. Cant help you on the armpit farting though. You’ve either got it or you don’t. My New years res is to take advantage of the up coming stockmarket crash (mid year). 30% pullback then more printing = easy money.

2015

snuff, snuff, snuff and strangely im feeling at complete opposite ends of the scale about the decisions when i move house at the end of my tenancy in july. i dont know where to go.

@CousinSnuffy, can’t really help you with REAL armpit farts BUT a perfectly acceptable and strangely much more versatile way is to take a flexible straw, place one end in your mouth, the other end in your armpit and blow. Works best if your armpit is not really dry. Adjust both force of air and position of arm to adjust tone. With practice can 'Pop out" songs, etc. Have fun. PS - Was taught this by a woman I used to work with. She would do it to amuse the little old retired ladies… Who knew!!!

Heh, lunecat, my wife says retirement age is whenever I am too old and weak to ply the pliers, light the torch, and swing the hammer. Suits me, I’d be bored being idle.

I plan to become more self reliant, find steady employment, and just over all become a better example and provider for my children. I woke up today pissed off at myself and vowed a change and I will do it if it kills me.

I’d like to finish my novel and make a businessplan this year.

Planning enroll in college, eliminate my debts, and find that job where I enjoy it so much that I’ll never work another day in my life

nothing. Then again I say that positively. as in what will be we shall see.

I plan to become more self reliant, find steady employment, and just over all become a better example and provider for my children. I woke up today pissed off at myself and vowed a change and I will do it if it kills me.

don’t be so hard on yourself mate-- these are bad times-- hope all goes well for you in 2014-- I was saying the exact same thing to myself a few years back and it all came together in time-- just hang in there.

I’m looking forward to a new child at the end of January, also to send a message via the ballot box at the Euro elections in May.

I plan to become more self reliant, find steady employment, and just over all become a better example and provider for my children. I woke up today pissed off at myself and vowed a change and I will do it if it kills me.

don’t be so hard on yourself mate-- these are bad times-- hope all goes well for you in 2014-- I was saying the exact same thing to myself a few years back and it all came together in time-- just hang in there.

Thanks for the words of hope.

@Harlequin No problem at all-- it’ll clear up-- most things are temporary-- and remember always, humans need both the sweet and sour to make a proper life out of what’s given us.

Put my recently acquired degree to good use and make 2014 better year than 2013. Also, start jogging.

I’m looking forward to the acquisition of my K11 Electrical Contractors license this year. hopefull, if all goes well, i’ll be going for the exam sometime in february. super stoked about it! Then gonna get my pop up camper I’ve been saving for. gonna camp my arse off afterwards, since i’ve been missing out on it for the last five years. all the suffering is finally gonna pay off! Besides good things are worth the wait!

@cloudyman I am an avid hiker and outdoorsman myself and have long dreamt how fantastic it would be to own a camper. Good Luck, Im routin for you. Never spelled that before (routin)??? Fear I still havent. HAa

@CousinStuffy lol i had to look myself said it thousands of times never written it or pseudo typed it either. but google says it’s rooting lmao now we both know, hopefully no one else reads this only to discover we didn’t know. :-S Well as a predominantly tent person, I’ve had the luxury of staying in a pop up and now i can say I’m getting to old for a tent. I’d personally recommend a camper to almost anybody. thanks for the good wishes! thanks for the good thread and best wishes to you in getting the camper of your dreams!

Looking forward to all my bulk orders arriving from India and finally getting my shop open. Fingers crossed it wont be long now