Well, the wife and I are going to the skating rink tonight. Unlike my wife, who has been skating since she could walk and is about to start derby, I haven’t had wheels on my feet since my aggressive inline days back in the early 90’s! Plus I haven’t had quads on since I was about 6. I’ve lived a very full life and i guess tonight is as good a night as any to say farewell. If you don’t hear from me again, it was great meeting you guys, and I hope you think of me every once in a while 
I was just about to mail your trade snuff, I will mail it tomorrow after we here back from you about how it went!
good call whalen. I have to admit I was expect some kind of nasty message. Some good bye world or admitance of being terminal. This is definatly much better. The worse that will happen is you get some nice new crutches.
I guess the title was in poor taste…lol! needless to say i came through unscathed, only fell twice, and my only injury was a dented tin of Toque BB that was in my pocket!!
I thought this was about Worf from Star Trek next Generation. edm
And I thought somebody’d just discovered Bathory and misspelled the song title. *leaves in disappointment…*
I was gonna say, whatever you do, resist the urge to take a pinch while skating. They might end up having to surgically extract your thumb and forefinger from your cerebellum…
@JamesS. that was just the mental image i needed for a great laugh this mornin! Thanks for that!
“Yeah Doc, but I can REALLY savor that menthol…kinda tingles on my medulla…”
I had a similar occurance many years ago…the ol lady said we needed to go to the skating rink for a birthday party for her little girl…I had not been on skates for about 20 years (yep…i am an old fart)…I skated…I busted my ass…basic fact: she would never let me die doing it…obviously because I brought home the money…intelligent realization…she was able to see what kind of bullshit I would put up with to be with her. Final analysis: She left me for a dumbass and has been trying to get back with me ever since…and I am 48 now. I really miss her…much like i miss a root canal. Hope your scenario works out much better than mine!! B-) . Lastly, and with the hope that your ol lady does not read this is…over the years…I have found that any activity that can cause physical damage and is initiated by a female…DO NOT DO IT! …and never get an insurance policy that makes you worth more dead than alive!
oops…kind of a drunken post and I am too computer illiterate to remove it!..not meant to offend females…lol, but there is a lot of truth in the bottom of a bottle of whisky!
Hahahaha!!! No danger of being left…i’m a semi old fart! We just went so she could start gettin in shape for derby season. Sorry ta hear bout the way things worked out for you. Sometimes you,re better off without em!
Lmao …Indeed!..the old saying…If it floats, flys, or fucks…rent it…it is cheaper! lol glad you did not meet your demise this evening!
Lol!! Never heard that one before Rans! And I’m glad that you’re glad that i didn’t die…i’m sure there are others out there somewhere that might feel differently!