Today instead of cereal for breakfast, I am going to pour about 50g of my bulk Grand Cairo into a bowl and eat it with a soup spoon. (I might give it a little sprinkle of Camphor & Mild). Does anyone here want to dare tell me that I am consuming snuff incorrectly? Does anyone here not believe I can do this? How dare you! Oh, and no I don’t take it dry. I pour on a bit of white wine and urinate on it too. It goes down much easier.
PMSL Stefan
Sounds Delicious. You have to film it.
This is no joke. I’m already one quarter way through the bowl. This is just my way. I would film it, but this is just a mundnane normal way of taking snuff. Also, I am not a showman or circus freak, so that’s really not my style. I wouldn’t have even posted this, but sometimes I just get chatty. I’m not bragging or anything.
Do you absorb nic with your stomache? I know - that is how the nicobeer was invented. A DIY snuffbeer is a must try.
Laid out a line of chopped onions and parsley, sprinkled with Poschl Cherry, red pepper and ground dry dog dung for my morning starter. I love moist snuff early in the day.
I think I will add some peppers and onions to what is left. Thanks for the tip, Pieter. Yes parsley, too. Yum yum. Fresh from the garden. No, Pöschl Cherry is too low in nic, (everybody says so- must be true). I just fine it more effeicent to add some cane sugar to the mix. I will turn “booger sugar” into proper sugar for my meal. Dog dung is a good idea, I will look into that. Let me reiterate, that I am not saying anything for attention or showmanship. This is just an ordinary snuff day for me. Yes, Lyubo, you CAN absorb nic with your stomach. It might make you quesy at first. You might even throw up a few times. But don’t worry about me. I am well practiced at this sort of usage. I’ve been gradually building to this level for years.
Amateurs. A snuff/DMSO mixture for bathing is the most efficient way for nic absorption there is.
Hah you losers. I do the ‘Richard Gere’ with snuff-coated gerbil every day. Oily and moist snuffs work the best!
I can see where this is going. Be careful or Toque will produce another new snuff. Urine with onions and parsley made with natural ingredients. “We are temporarly out of this snuff as our urine supplier has been arrested for being drunk and disorderly”
PMSLMAO@ this thread. Stefan
I’m reformed now and promote gerbil rights for The Richard Gere Foundation.
I just dipped a Gletcherprise tin, poured Dholakia Coffee in my Jim Beam’s bottle and snorted in fat lines a 25g tin of Wilsons IHT #22. I’m in Heaven! Somebody call the Darwin Awards please! I drink a bottle of Whisky, Vodka or Rakia every night before I go to bed. This time I just improved the experience.
Well even though you are obviously trying to mock my snuff-taking methods, I actually find this thread funny. Ah well, I guess I’ll have to play along: Boooo troll get the hell out of here! I’ll even post quotes from Wikipedia if I have to. You know, just to piss you off, because I’m such a sad man. I don’t have any friends, you know. I spend 24 hours on a Snuffer forum because I don’t have anything better to do. I just hope that somebody will like my arrogant baseless troll accusations, so I can get the first friend of my life! Oh, and did I mention how taking snuff like that is such a waste? I don’t even know you but I instantly assume that you are a dumb fat kid, because you want to eat everything you can get your hands on. Oh, and before I forget, troll troll troll! This is my favourite word, because trolls are annoying, antisocial beings just like me! I’m too dumb to be a real troll though, so I’ll just call everyone a troll without a reason. And let me ask you something, dear showman troll troll. What makes you think anyone here wants to see you make a mockery of our hobby and a fool of yourself? This is a good reason not to sell snuff to fat kids. Oh, I don’t even know you, but I’m sure you are a fat kid. I’m a random guy from the internet who calls people trolls, so I must be right without a doubt! Also, I look like Wolverine from X-men! I say you don’t know how to snuff, or are to too stubborn to do it properly, and interested more in theatrics. That makes you a TheatreTroll. Oh noooo! Why are you getting so much attention? If you steal the attention from me I will never get any friends! But I know what to do. I will make my own thread to mock yours, and become a troll myself! A real one! /You asked for it. And why would I deny your will, when you ask in such a mature and polite way? Sarcasm off./
Ardrasath, I’m afraid I don’t quite get your point, this just wasn’t quite dumbed down enough for me. Can you say it again, only this time in simpler terms? Does this mean that now I can’t talk (like I was just going to) all about my method of preparation of IV injection snuff?
To everyone: Some of you here may know or know of me. For those who don’t I am a huge believer in everyone’s right to do whatever they want. At the head of this webpage you will see this: “Snuffhouse.org” and beneath you will find “Dedicated to Nasal Snuff”. Now tell me what Ardrasath has done wrong. Who should care how he wants to take his snuff? I myself would not take it the way he does because I like the way I do. You might not like how I take my snuff because you like the way you do. This being said I respect the opinions demonstrated against “snorting” snuff, however, I am extremely disappointed in the way some of the members here have expressed their opinions in a way to slander and belittle not just Ardrasath but anyone. -Kidnapper
Kidnapper, I had not participated (only read and followed along) until I saw an excess of aformentioned 'slander and belittle" going out to people that have nothing to do with the discussion (or this forum for that matter), coming from several sources, which I asked in a general sort of way that it be eased off. That’s when Ardrasath (who make note I’ve never conversed with before) made some hearty assumptions about me (having to ‘dumb down’ things for me when he’s never interacted with me before?) I have not voiced any views on his actual snuff-taking habits (other than to say that initially I was open minded at least to what was being presented – until the presenter himself changed my perception) the point right here “the way some of the members here have expressed their opinions in a way to slander and belittle not just Ardrasath but anyone” is exactly what I am taking issue with. Ardrasath does not “know me from Adam” and apparently doesn’t know a lot of disabled people or anything about disabled people (particularly those with developmental or other neurological disorders) and I think a little stopping and thinking before shooting off one’s mouth might just go a long way here… I tried to clue him in and well the response I got for it is in another (closed) thread. but far be it for me, a person with Autistic Disorder (which in his uninlightened world, nevermind I am a card carrying member of Mensa as well surely just means ‘retard’ to him), to give (or should have to give) social lessons to someone so… ‘esteemed’ and obviously non disabled as Ardrasath to have to point this out Incidentally, most mentally retarded people I have known (and I’ve known, lived and worked and gone to school beside quite a few) I really don’t think would sniff snuff that way, if they’d do it at all. Most mentally retarded people don’t take up smoking in the first place – making them smarter than the vast majority of members of this very forum.Retard, Please"The R word is my word. You heard me! I’m taking it back."
Whistlrr, I was in no way protecting Ardrasath or anyone nor was I putting anyone down. In fact what I intentionally did not mention, until now, was his inability to hold any respect whatsoever for the opinion of others. However, the same goes for those who have mirrored his actions by way of berating Ardrasath’s opinions. If I have offended anyone, then get over it. I as well as all who can express thoughts and opinions have the God given right to do so. P.S. I also suffer from a plethora of neurological disorders and yet I do not and will not use them as a means of sympathy to win an argument or prove a point. -Kidnapper
Kidnapper, Since according to your statement/suggestion to me above, the mere mentioning of (let alone defending of entire groups of people not present) is your idea of ‘asking for sympathy,’ then by your own definition, your own reference to your own differences must mean ‘asking for sympathy’ is what you are doing – every bit as much as you have supposed me to be. And what a nice age old nasty easy-out response that is for you to make, isn’t it?. Somebody only has to identify that there is a larger world out here and god forbid self identify as an actual member of that larger world, and for it you ‘reward’ by making even still more accusations and assumptions of your own –very bigoted assumptions of the very sort you and I had both just decried. Go figure. The irony is that for the most part I was agreeing with you (I don’t suppose I’ll be too quick to do that again). Good job at blindly taking off on me (and feeding the troll who’s probably quite enjoying this) -whistlrr PS, if my existence really bothers you so much I think you’re the one who really needs to ‘get over it’
@Travis, my guess is that most of us saw Ardrasath’s posts as mockery. It’s not so much about the way he takes his snuff but the amount he claims to be taking at a time. There is just no way anyone can snort 10 grams of Poschl Cherry Menthol in one sitting and live to talk about it. And the cost involved is another matter. I just do not believe it. @whistlrr, please stop pitying yourself because you are making a fool of yourself. I’ve read through Ardrasath’s posts a couple of times and you were never in his thoughts while he was posting. And while we are at it, stop please stop putting your words in brackets. It is highly irritating for all of us. If I offended anyone (except whistlrr (which should have been spelt WHISTLER) ), I apologise.