Let’s pick up the story right after another mishap with a toast. Scene: the back right side of my head is blown off, my eyes are watering, and I am blinking repeatedly. My wife walks in. Wife: Have you seen the…. What’s wrong with you? Me: Little mishap baby Wife (with a measured amount of disgust and pointing to the remnants of the latest toast fiasco): what’s on your shirt? Me: Uh, where…oh… Just some high dry toast baby. Nothing to worry about. I’ve got the situation all under control. Wife: You’re a moron. What’s Y-fi toast? Me: High Dry Toast, baby. Its nasal snuff. Wife: NOW you SNORT tobacco as well? Me: Not snort, sniff baby, its all in the technique. Wife: Now you’re really a moron. Besides that you’re going to get cancer of the face and when your nose falls off I’m going to laugh. Me: Actually snuff cures cancer, warts, acid reflux, and reverses the effects of aging. Besides that all the tobacco shops sell those little red clown noses in the rare case your nose does fall off. So I’m covered. Wife leaves the room in disgust, while I add yet one more virtue to the joys of snuff: wife repellent! Now back to my Y-Fi Toast. Off stage: the sound of a head blowing off can be heard yet again….followed by…by…by a sneeze.
I’ll join you with a pinch of Y-Fi toast then. This might be the funniest snuff story yet.
Kind of reminds me of the day my wife caught me. In my case there was a lot less funny dialogue and a lot more rage. [sigh] It took a long time before she accepted it (sort of). Apparantly all my snuffs smell like pee or poop to her, or flavored pee and poop, or even cat pee! So I won’t ever offer her any Ntsu. One exception is Spanish Gem. She’s talked about trying it because it smells so damn good. So far every trial has been something like “Am I supposed to feel something?” which I guess is an improvement over the first few wich just made her cry. Oh well. More for me, I guess. Well, Snifs, good luck. She might warm to it eventually. You might even get her to try it and have better luck than me.
My wife’s opposition to snuff is well documented on this forum. She refers to my snuff as “the Devil’s Dandruff,” not that she’s particularly religious at all. Any use of it in her presence is like a red rag to a bull, and she will start tutting and glaring at me (believe me, you don’t want to be glared at by my missus, she could melt a plate of sheet steel with one hard stare…) I have tried to get her to try it but she is dead set against it. I have tried to interest her in the history of snuff and it’s use, her reply is usually “so what?” It’s a shame really.
Hahahha,million dollar question,“what’'s wrong with you?”
LOL! That’s seriously funny, Snifs!
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My wife doesn’t “like” it, but she’s OK with it. I never tried to hide it, and I show her all the various flavors and tins from around the world, wich, I think, gives it a little more class/hobby status than say a smoker. I don’t smoke, I only drink on the weekends, and not every, I was never a dipper/spitter, but I tried it with the scotches for about a month, and quit. I just don’t like snus(which she was OK about for similar reasons as snuff). So my only “vice” is snuff. I’ll even do it in front of her. I don’t see anything to be offended about. The other night we were sitting in bed watching TV and I leaned over to my side and did a snuff of that Indian Rose, and sat back, and she asked me if I had put some perfume on, as it’s got a rather strong aroma. She did say she didn’t like how it smelled. But overall, I have no snuff conflict with the wife.
I think my wife graciously chooses to refuse to believe I use snuff.
Great story snifs. clown noses, lol. My wife is cool with it and even takes a pinch once in a while. Her new fave is QWS sandalwood. She does get on my case for smoking my pipe. Says it makes me stink.
My GF is totally fine with it. She sees it as my hobby, plus she understands how eccentric I am. She will take a pinch of some Dholakia Swiss Chocolate and the Taxi’s. She doesn’t care for the finer snuffs, since she can’t control the pinch that well. Whenever we go out, before I lock the door she will ask me “did you bring my Taxi?”.
My wife accepts my snuff habit, and doesn’t mind if I occasionally smoke my pipe, but if I smoke a cigarette or two with my brothers she gets upset, which is understandable I suppose.
LOL, great story Snifs!! My wife’s actually thrilled with my snuff & snus use. I switched from years of Copenhagen (oral spit ‘snuff’) use to snus and then discovered wonderful nasal snuff. No spit bottles, bad breath, etc etc. She likes how all the snuffs smell, just haven’t gotten her to take a toot yet 
My wife will not try it. She doesn’t smoke, or used tobacco ever. And I don’t think she will. She doesn’t like the smell of snuff usually, and it’s a chore when I tried to get her to just smell some I think she might like the scent, but I won’t do it anymore.
yeah, I get accused of being a “pusher”. Cstokes, I’m amazed your lady likes Taxi. That seems like the last one a lady would touch. The face my wife made when she smelled Taxi was funny. Wish I’d had a camera.
Great dialogue sniffs, that really had me chuckling. My wife is cool with it as I was a heavy smoker, I’ve shown her the stuff that shows snuff is pretty harmless and she accepts it as the way lesser of two evils. She even buys me snuff boxes for my birthday etc and has tried a couple. Now she doesn’t even give it a second thought. I visited my family in the North of England over the last few days and as they know I’m a serious snuffer didn’t bat an eyelid when the snuff box came out. I think being open and letting folks know its probably going to save your life (if you were a smoker) is the way forward.
No wife, no girlfriend, no problem! Of course no regular …well… you know.
home cooking? Laundry? Really miami I think grown men should know how to cook and do laundry!
I cook great! Better than most of my ex’s. My maid does my laundry. Some things are better when there’s two people! Good thing “you know who” isn’t around! I was tired of getting whispered to all the time!
I cook, my wife launders