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The sponge pinch

A

A bartender of my acquaintance when annoyed by a drunk trying for a free drink would take his bar sponge and squeeze it into a shot glass. I usually snuff at my desk. any snuff that falls lands on a sheet of white paper which, at day’s end, I do with a straw. Never the same and never boring.

B

I am so glad I don’t drink. If snuff does not make it into my nose the first time ,it just wasn’t meant to be. I write it off as a loss. Bless you and your thriftiness, Waste not want not as the old saying goes! I thought someone discovered a new pinching method :^o

B

there is only one good way to get free drinks from a bartender. Find a female bartender be nice and don’t hit on her.

A

Or hit on her and succeed

J

My dear soul, your poor angels are not getting their share.

S

Female bartenders should take it in stride. Lol

T

Or hit on her and succeed

Or hit on her and get a bar sponge bacteria cocktail…