“Enjoy Your Snuff” Tapping the box To get it just right The top to make it fluff The bottom makes it tight Open it up Your ready to start I know your excited But be still your heart Some say a pinch Others a line To tell you the truth Either is fine With a whiff, sniff or a snort Even insufflate, one might retort Even a beginner Can Snuff like the Pro’s Learning how to get it Inside your nose Enjoy your Snuff and laugh at my rhyme They both make you smile That’s worth the time MattheFox
Snuff in the morning snuff at night anytime of the day, is alright Snuff on the toilet Snuff with tea take a big pinch and snuff with me Grab a pipe and pack it tight give it a lite and smoke all night Need for more nic stretch out your lip and fill it with dip Tired of dip and if you choose break out the los and have a snus I could rhyme till the end of time Peace
Wonderful rhymes Of tobacco pastimes, Snuff and snus and the pipes that we poke… With a grin on my face, I clear out some space In my nose for a big pinch of Toque.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want some snuff.
you can have some too
I knew this place is filled with fun people
People like you and people like me get along, it’s easy to see We’re here at snuff house just passing some time then mat the fox start a rhyme Fun he claim we are all about As I raise my snuff and fill my snout I am a snuffing fool have no doubt Cool calm and relaxed no desire to shout. Where else you going to go Where people understand the pleasure we get from a twenty five gram can. So when your out in the world and feel rejected Just log in to snuffhouse where you are excepted
in a Triple-tec Abraxas Dragun snuff firey sunlight
Roses are red, Green is the grass If you take away my snuff I’ll stick my foot up your ass!
First – take your box Give it a shake Gotta’ make those big clumps break!
The roses are withered, The violets are dead, The snuff is all lumpy And so is your head!
Enticing snuffbox Inviting a yerning nose, Explosive embrace. (That’s haiku… still life poetry in either a 5-7-5 or a 3-5-3 meter.)
India Meets my anxious nose It’s Kailash!
enchanted snuffbox my head is filled with these and for the life of me
gone camellepord untill another time as I can regain snuff
Oh where oh where are you tonight Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love But you met another and *sniff* you were gone!
Lovin’ the Haiku!
it’s a fun thread! snaps everyone B-)
Lovin’ the Haiku!
I don’t think nosemboss has gotten the hang of it quite yet… #-o
@Juxtaposer Isn’t it painful to poke yourself in the eye with your thumb like that?
That is a picture of what was my eye… silly.
Indian buffet Pinch of Kailash for dessert Whole new sensation! (Due to the lingering aftertaste of Indian spices in your mouth. Did it for lunch today.)
Indoors alas. Wind is whipping. Snuff in my nose. Enjoy the dripping.
Santa was a snuffer Have no doubt
My wooden snuffbox Nobody knows what it is… Let’s leave them guessing!
your wooden snuffbox someone has recognized now you must flourish
What makes us human? The concept of: “This is MINE!” (Hoarding side effects…)
“This is mine” haiku Bad thought while dressing for church! Well… what can I say?
Snuff and deadly sins A thought for Sunday morning… Greed and gluttony!
Off my soapbox now… Pinch, sniff and be merry for Tomorrow we sneeze!
greed and gluttony tempt regardless of the gift hold steady the way
Maddening nose itch. Kicking myself, then finding The cloth to soothe me.
I think we’ve all been without our hankey’s a time or two eh?
Do you know the two Saddest words in our language? Rebound congestion.
To try every SNUFF availble in the world, would take a lot of FFUNS. But I am willing to spend all my FFUNS on SNUFF.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want some snuff.
ME TOO!
There once was a man from Nantucket Who sold real strong snuff by the bucket He sent some to me Which I snorted with glee Then said God Damn American PACT Law making me jump through hoops to get my favorite snuffs for no reason at all other than ridiculous political pandering and over-regulation, F*** IT!
I’ve got ya where I want ya, and now I’m gonna sniff ya. Tap the box and float outta yer socks, that snuff is there to greet ya!
The poetry has petered out It really is a shame… It’s time to start this thread again For the snuffbox hall of fame.
I’ll play the game ,I’ll roll the dice a snuffbox hall of fame sounds rather nice. So here I sit alone and distorted, I try to snuff but only snorted I am congested as you can see hedges don’t work for me I’ve tried everything that alleges a cure and 6 Photo special to procure Now I can breath clear and pure and if even helps not to snore!
six photo kailash an elephant wanders past life on the mountain
The dust dances in the fragmented rays of light. Sun searing through specks of the window glass, not yet covered by the years. Those dancing particles finding way, atop the mounds of books and forgotten candles. Instruments and tools strewn about, objects of question. A glass jar of Snafu gleaming on the the work bench, with carefully placed spoon resting comfortably atop. A sudden pause, a thought to write this down. Only after a sniff and after every capitol T.
Don’t forget to enjoy your snuff - Even if I’m taking a rather large pinch I always sniff lightly and enjoy the scent. It’s like meditating but less pussyish
I’ve learned through the years That fads come and go That our tastes often change But to snuff I say no You’ll be with me For many years more Delighting my senses Even when my nose is sore So my friends Give a pinch and a cheer Because snuff is around For another great year
Wow! A dozen years pass and seeing this thread again made me crack up