…once I forgot a spanking new box of Bernards Klostermischung Schmalzler in my jeans pocket…and my wife washed the jeans without noticing…I was looking high and low for the box for few days…then I put my washed (and even ironed !!) jeans on and found scraped and abraded unopened box full of black slimy substance…picture of a Tempter Monk bleached…since then I always check my pockets before washing to prevent another similar experience…Have you ever had any funny story with snuff or snuff taking? Write it down…
I don’t know… that seems more like a tragedy but that’s because Klostermischung is my favorite snuff.
This summer I went to the swimming pool, jumped in and instantly after entering the water I noticed I had a brand new box of Gawith apricot and my hankerchief in my pocket! I took out it of the water and tried to reach the border with just one of my arms as the other was carrying the snuff and the hanky. I believe some people that day thought "What a strange swimming exercise " but I saved my snuff !!! In fact I´m sniffing it right now.
The most fun I have with snuff is when people try it for the first time. Unfortunately for most I usually only have Rooster and other scotches on me. Besides the usual comments like “oh my god!, holy…!, what the…!, ooh,my eyes!, my brain!”, and the comical sneezing and frantic searches for tissues, the one I always remember was a guy that exclamed “Where have you been all my life!”…I think he liked it!
This summer I went to the swimming pool, jumped in and instantly after entering the water I noticed I had a brand new box of Gawith apricot and my hankerchief in my pocket! I took out it of the water and tried to reach the border with just one of my arms as the other was carrying the snuff and the hanky. I believe some people that day thought "What a strange swimming exercise " but I saved my snuff !!! In fact I´m sniffing it right now.
funny is when some “beauties” come out of your nose in the water…
The most fun I have with snuff is when people try it for the first time. Unfortunately for most I usually only have Rooster and other scotches on me. Besides the usual comments like “oh my god!, holy…!, what the…!, ooh,my eyes!, my brain!”, and the comical sneezing and frantic searches for tissues, the one I always remember was a guy that exclamed “Where have you been all my life!”…I think he liked it!
My brain! hahahaha same reaction as a friend of mine that told me “I want a snuff that makes a big PUFFF in the nose” (in his own words) then he tried Wilsons Extra Crumbs of Comfort, so much fun seeing him take a big sniff (he was used only to Gawith apricot) and, shortly after, start to punch the table with tears in the eyes! By now he likes it anyway … XD
I have that the new FUBAR WP I got is going to be a little too white for the office. I have to bring some in so I can abuse the great snuff thief (my boss), but it may have to be an at-home snuff to avoid rumors and allegations.