So someone at my job has been stealing snuff from my lunchbox. I usually keep around 20 tins in the bottom so I have a variety and never have to worry about forgetting a snuff box. What kind of a trap would you set? Im open to anything that wouldnt cause death. Thanks and have fun with this one!

So someone at my job has been stealing snuff from my lunchbox. I usually keep around 20 tins in the bottom so I have a variety and never have to worry about forgetting a snuff box. What kind of a trap would you set? Im open to anything that wouldnt cause death. Thanks and have fun with this one!

Ok, I’m out. though i think bohica could come in useful… smells like chocolate, till it feels like its broken your nose.

I’d dig a big, deep pit and put loads of snakes in the bottom of it - nasty, big, bitey ones. Then, I’d cover the pit with flimsy branches, followed by a good covering of leaves to disguise it completely. Finally, I’d carefully place the snuff on top in the middle of the disguised pit covering, and wait for the thief to be tempted sufficiently to venture across what he thinks is just ordinary ground to retrieve it. The end result should be easy to work out. That’ll learn him.

@Firestarter0 My next order has some fubar willy peet, think that would do?

Cayenne pepper, cinnamon, fresh ground cloves,black pepper, mixed with poison Ivy bark. Won’t cause death but the thief would wish it on their self

Hide in a nearby closet or locker and when you find whomever is stealing your snuff jump out and hit them with a baseball bat. Or put some d white or bohica in a Mis labeled tin.

not sure on the willie pete, never had it, but i believe it to be a very high chilli content that makes bohica so painful.

Cayenne pepper, cinnamon, fresh ground cloves,black pepper, mixed with poison Ivy bark. Won’t cause death but the thief would wish it on their self

I’m liking the poison ivy idea a lot!

I would catch the biggest blackest spider you can find, put him in a snuff tin maybe poke a few tiny holes in the bottom you want him lively

Maybe for convenience you’ll have to use a fake spider. attach it to the inside of the lid with a short piece of fine thread.

I would be so glad to find another IRL snuff-taker I’d leave a note and give him a free 5-gram tin!

I would be so glad to find another IRL snuff-taker I’d leave a note and give him a free 5-gram tin!

He stole my toque spanish gem and natural before I even had a chance to try them, and now I know where at least half a dozen other snuffs ive been missing has gone. He and I wont be friends.

I would be so glad to find another IRL snuff-taker I’d leave a note and give him a free 5-gram tin!

He stole my toque spanish gem and natural before I even had a chance to try them, and now I know where at least half a dozen other snuffs ive been missing has gone. He and I wont be friends.

Catch em’ in the act, how big’s your lunchbox, video, that person could/should be buying you lunch and snuff

Oh its a big lunchbox, and I just downloaded a motion activated camera app for my phone, so I might be able to catch them, but I kinda want something more sinister too. @noworry is definitely on the right track too!

Put tarantula hair (best itching powder known to exist) in your snuff, once he gets some of that into his respiratory tract he’ll be scared to even look at your lunchbox.

Put tarantula hair (best itching powder known to exist) in your snuff, once he gets some of that into his respiratory tract he’ll be scared to even look at your lunchbox.

Tarantula hair and poison ivy snuff! This is going to be amazing!

Put on note on top of your snuff that says “15 of these have ground poison ivy bark in them. I know which they are and you don’t. Are ya feeling lucky punk? . Well are ya?”

Put tarantula hair (best itching powder known to exist) in your snuff, once he gets some of that into his respiratory tract he’ll be scared to even look at your lunchbox.

Tarantula hair and poison ivy snuff! This is going to be amazing!

I fear for this poor guy…

Reminds me of a guy who had sort of the opposite problem. Someone was taking the instant coffee from his lunchbox and he substituted dry snuff. The theif even complained about how bad it was but kept drinking the “coffee”. I guess I have to ask why you don’t keep the snuff in your pocket? Oh never mind. I should have read your post closer.

yopo, the thief will be tripping out , and then you can play with their mind!

Well I didn’t find any tarantula hairs, but I did find a mummified cat that seems to powder quite well when poked with a stick. Still looking for some poison ivy and any other ideas!

If you are really looking for retribution and you work in a drug-free environment, any kind of illicit powdered substance could be mixed into the snuff (benzos like xanax and valium are generally mild and stay in the system for up to 45 days). Once that snuff is gone, you and a coworker mention to the boss that you suspect someone is using. Drug test. Bam! Fired.

If you are really looking for retribution and you work in a drug-free environment, any kind of illicit powdered substance could be mixed into the snuff (benzos like xanax and valium are generally mild and stay in the system for up to 45 days). Once that snuff is gone, you and a coworker mention to the boss that you suspect someone is using. Drug test. Bam! Fired.

I like everything about this idea!

Magic mushrooms will do nothing unless they are absorbed through the digestive system.

@n9inchnails You can smoke mushrooms to see how much poison is in them. a couple hits will tell if they are safe or deadly without killing you. If you puke right off, if they give head ache,if your heart races or any other unwanted symptoms don’t eat any. I was thinking stinging nettle but it only works before it is dry.Grind jimson weed seeds and for three to four days they will walk around like a zombie

some of the suggestions so far would be considered assault and could get you in a bit more trouble than what the petty thief would get in. Be careful.

Your digestive system converts psilocybin into psilocin. Psilocin is a drug with effects similar to LSD, so if the magic mushrooms don’t pass through your digestive system the drug psilocin will not be created and you will not hallucinate. As for sniffing dried mushrooms to get high there are countless species of poisonous mushrooms that could get you high that aren’t psilocybins. PS magic mushrooms are psilocybin mushrooms not any mushroom that could get you high.

^because just like snuff the sniffed powdered mushroooms are working there way down the throat into the stomach, it’s how your body keeps your nasal passages clean by sending all the junk your mucus catches into the stomach.

Bear. Use a bear. Just plop one in the spot next to your lunch box. Mother age bear for preference.

When I was a kid I had a fake box of candy that would give anyone that picked it up a small electric shock… I would rig the lunchbox in that way then set up a little camcorder… you might have a potential viral youtube video!

A bear trap hidden under the snuff boxes, the thief will be the one in the ambulance.

fact snorted things go through the liver too which converts most things into the form that does something for you.

get some rotting fish and let it hang out near one snuff. Just leave that snuff in the area see who looks grossed out.

the snuff will absorb the nasty smell.

some of the suggestions so far would be considered assault and could get you in a bit more trouble than what the petty thief would get in. Be careful.

It is not “assault” to store items in your personal snuff tin in your lunchbox. If someone is stupid enough to ingest something that they stole, too bad so sad.

Ak47 at the ready.lol

not so lincolnsnuff if it can be proven the intent was to harm then it doesn’t make a difference

not so lincolnsnuff if it can be proven the intent was to harm then it doesn’t make a difference

Precisely. What is the thief going to do? Call the police? “Hey, I stole some powder out of a guy’s lunchbox at work and decided to snort it. Bad things happened. I want him arrested.” C’mon.

possibly or could complain to the company. Especially if it’s something that even possessing is illegal. The fact is that the possibility exsists. It could happen. And when giving advice it’s best to mention any reasonably possible harm that could happen. Legally the fact the guy is stealing especially something with such a low money value where the assault would be a bigger charge. And malicious intent could be proven especially if someone bothered to read this site. I mean it’s not a huge danger unless what’s put in the snuff is generally considered harmfull. People have been charged with assault and intent to cause harm by doing similar things with food stolen in offices.

Plus we’re talking about a snuff thief they’re level of self awareness and proper social decorum isn’t something to rely on.

And when giving advice it’s best to mention any reasonably possible harm that could happen.

@bob, shouldn’t you then preface all of your posts here regarding snuff with, “This tobacco product can damage your health and is addictive”?? I understand what you are saying, and you are probably one of those people that needs a bag of peanuts to say “may contain nuts,” but the OP asked for ideas regarding “anything that wouldn’t cause death.” Thus implying he is already considering potential consequences. Take a snuff, lighten up, and relax…

So is the trap set? Quick drying plaster is the one I would use for repairing nail holes.So I keep it in my lunch pail in a Dholakia White tub, OOP’s someone stole my plaster who would do such a thing. I hope you catch the culprit.

So is the trap set? Quick drying plaster is the one I would use for repairing nail holes.So I keep it in my lunch pail in a Dholakia White tub, OOP’s someone stole my plaster who would do such a thing. I hope you catch the culprit.

My “novelty” snuff (not intended for human consumption) so far consists of: 2g powdered cat I found under a paper mill (Mostly ass) 1g urinal cake scrapings (harvested from port a potty) 1g beard trimmer contents (First time I ever trimmed below the belt) 1g toque camphor and clove (For texture) I will be bringing it monday!

… A Snuff thief, WTF. My Faith in humanity just took a knock. This is bad, wish I hadn’t come on here, starting to wonder if my favourite snuff was actually stolen and not just misplaced. Damn, who would stoop so low.

Probally a bad idea to post this, but here you can find a lot of psychoactive substances. I think they ship worldwide. It’s the best know site for these things. http://azarius.nl/smartshop/ This one would be a sure work, he’ll be spacing it out. http://azarius.nl/smartshop/psychedelics/salvia\\_divinorum/salvia\\_sage\\_extract\\_40x/

salvia doesnt work snuffed. might be worth trying a super high concentration, but smoking/vaping is really the most intense, then its chewing large amounts.

salvia doesnt work snuffed. might be worth trying a super high concentration, but smoking/vaping is really the most intense, then its chewing large amounts.

Googled around a bit and I have to agree, snuffing wouldn’t do much. Even the highly concentrated one posted above won’t work.

thats not high, its the strength i have in my little vial. when i said high concentration, i meant 100x/120x might just be enough nasally. would never dream of touching something that strong though.

I suppose that’s enough on this. @Lincolnsnuff: You might want to look into some Torts cases, crazier things have happened.