Snuff taking horror stories

I’ve had some real nightmares and embarrisng incidents in my 5 years as a snuffer: When I first started buying it I bought a tin of Hedges that must have been ancient. It had rust inside the tin and was a greyish colour, taking it was like putting bleach up my nose. I once took a huge amount prior to going into a meeting at work - I then relaised I had no tissues - brown watery mucus started dripping out of my nose . Luckily no one really noticed except a woman who was staring at in disgust as I wiped brown liquid off my nose with my hands and attempted to swallow the vile throat drip. I’m sure people have had worse, it would be funny to see what!

About a year and a half ago, when I was still relatively new to snuff, I took a ‘White Chocolate’ snuff with my brother-in-law (close family and fellow snuffer), not sure of the manufacturer, possible Dholakia? regardless I digress. Needless to say, this was NOT White Chocolate flavoured in any shape, way or form. It was a high powered menthol snuff (relatively high content, as neither of us had taken a strong menthol before) We ended up howling in what might be equated to pain for about 30 minutes, our noses and faces burning with the cold flame menthol brings. No matter what we did, we couldnt stop it, cold water on the face made it worse and our noses were so numb we couldn’t alleviate it with any other snuffs. I look back now, and it strikes me as funny. I remember at the time I thought I was on fire.

I once spilled my tin on the floor other then that no horror story here… I love it when the snuff goes all the way to back of my eyeballs and me shreek in pleasant painful tears!!!

I once saw someone snuff so hard it must have reached their spleen.

I once snuffed so hard, I had skid marks in my underpants

I once snuffed so hard my wife started sneezing.

Once, during a late-night, sleep deprived battle between my wife and I, she poured a can of WE Garretts S&M minus a few pinches down the toilet, to my utter horror.

My first snuff-taking experience was a horror story. i bought one of the large jars of Garretts, on the sly, and, at about 11 o’clock at night, while walking to the bus stop, decided to try my first snuff. A small cloud of snuff emanated from the jar when I broke the seal outside in a light breeze. Paying no mind, I took a large pinch (probably enough for me and most of the other posters here right now) and rammed it into my nostril as I inhaled in my best Scarface manner. Coughing ensued, and I was shortly blinded when the wind kicked up and blew about a teaspoon of snuff directly into my face, blinding me and causing me to nearly drop the whole damned jar. All this as I’m trying to cross, against the lights and not at a crosswalk, four lanes of traffic.

I’d say the eye thing is about as bad as it has got for me.

That White Chocolate, I believe, is Paul Gotard.

Mine’s a time where there were no mirrors on a boat whale watching. Colder than anything I snuk in the restroom and took some McChrystals O&G. Went through the day, dolphins, whale tails, pretty nice experience, but back on land at the restaurant, I wasn’t so spiffy. Must have looked like I rubbed my nose a little to hard and well… it was snuff. Got spiffy and nobody mentioned a thing.