Make you sneeze, give you brain cancer, cause your head to fall off, make you blind, give you cancer of the eyes, legs, nose, tongue and left testicle. The cans themselves are a disaster waiting to happen; they can make you fall down stairs if you leave a stack of them at the top and trip over them, choke you if you try to eat one and blow large holes in you if you stuff them with C4, add a det cord and then light it up on the top of your head. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. PS, watch out for coffee in burger bars; its hot.

…it could be a gateway to lead me to crack, needle and the spoon. Oh noes! What have I done?..I’m doomed!

Forget the little stuff. Everyone knows a large meteor of snuff might fall from the sky and destroy the world in 2012. I think thats even stated in the Bible. Better get your noses ready.

…cause ingrowing toe nails, hair loss, tooth decay, poor eyesight, dislocated joints, dirty shirts, disobedient pets and ruin your marriage.

might cause extreme sexual reactions in the opposite gender.

might start annoying conversations with drunks.

You guys are laughing but when I first started snuff I took plenty of grief from friends and family. To this day they ask me if i’ve started cocaine yet.

yeah it’s not the buzz that people like with coke. It’s that they would feel embarresed to snort pixie sticks. One of the funny things is I’am more likely to turn away coke then I was before just because there is an added layer of not wanting to damage my snuff taking body part.

@bob…so you are snuffing Pepsi now?

nope pixie sticks.

Wormwood cometh! Woodie told you. Wait, Woodie was at Yellowstone. Just get a really really really big grinder.

wossa picksistik??

the first snuff I’ve ever tried

tobacco free in fact I imagine the white snuffs to probably be like menthol pixie sticks.

Pixie Stix are flavored sugar in a straw! Yum! I haven’t found any downsides to snuffing yet. It’s all good for me…!

Well I’ve been growing hair out of my ears since I started snuffing. I didn’t before so there must be a conection. You know if you do something before something else it obviously means that the first thing must be the cause. No need to look further.

I can live without the other stuff, but my left testicle??!! I’m not done with it yet. @PP, I can just picture a few thousand snuffers saving the world by snorting the meteor down to size.

You know, every time I get a new order, and go through the mandatory “open every tin and give it a good whiff” I get an immense hard-on. Snuff causes sexual promiscuity.

Snuff might cause me to smile uncontrollably. Unfortunately it’s done nothing for my sex life. Maybe I’m using it with the wrong end?

MR pants maybe you’re not using the right snuffs. Though be carefull snuff may lead to travels to Isreali just to get previously unheard of snuffs.

Seriously! I opened my tightly sealed jar of McC Hopfen Snchupf yesterday, first time in ages…uncontrollable smile? You bet…

that’s the begining of the end matsnuffs. Suicide maybe the only rational and resonable solution to that problem. Since you’re snuffing anyways it will end there just save your loved ones some heartbreak over christmas.

I too am appalled by health and safety standards. I recently bought a glass jar of anti-pasta but, despite diligent searching, there was no warning that consumption of the glass was hazardous to health. Neither was there, embossed on the base of the jar, the useful consumer information - “Open Other End”. The same malaise affects our daily lives. Where, for example, will you find the sensible warning on a child’s perambulator that eating the tyres can cause choking or the consumer advice that the vehicle is unsuitable as a hat, Geiger counter or as a miniature submarine? Hopefully such negligence will be addressed by the European Commission with several million more urgently required directives.

Opps I just died because my knife doesn’t have a don’t use it to scracth that itch in the back of your throat. Opps again.

I still don’t know why forks and knives don’t have warnings that say “Warning: Don’t put in electrical outlets”, they fit so well how are we supposed to know not to stick them in there.

Where the hells the warning on this snuff site that “Continued use may negatively affect ones mental wellfare”?

Because you’d have to be crazy to be here in the first place.

@PhilipS, yes people can be so cruel. I bet they know of all the perils when making the stuff but, they do not warn us on purpose. It must give them a good laugh when the public step into their traps.

make you have multiple ejaculations from the mouth!!!

Seriously now? How about this one… Snuff might make you join a forum and uncunningly say things absurdly childish in nature?

hey…HEY!!

lead to harder drugs like iced coffee

“I still don’t know why forks and knives don’t have warnings that say “Warning: Don’t put in electrical outlets”, they fit so well how are we supposed to know not to stick them in there.” An excellent point that I shall take up with my MEP. Nor do plug sockets warn users without a plug not to wrap the wires around their fingers and insert said digits into socket as a temporary measure. It is clear that even the most innocuous objects and commodities are threats to human civilisation and assail us with multiple unforeseen hidden dangers from all sides. For example - having just returned from a bicycle shop I can testify that in no instance was the following warning attached to any of the machines for sale: “ Mounting the bicycle for sexual gratification will not result in procreation and may result in permanent injury“. We are due to see mobile phones sold with warnings about health from radiation, but I can immediately think of several thousand things one should not do with a mobile phone that is detrimental to health. A pessary is the first that comes to mind. A sensible list that fully protects the consumer and avoids litigation should cover every eventuality.

quote Philip; …having just returned from a bicycle shop I can testify that in no instance was the following warning attached to any of the machines for sale: “ Mounting the bicycle for sexual gratification will not result in procreation and may result in permanent injury“. unquote however, if you are female…well…umm…I guess you’ve heard of a “bicycle smile”. if you haven’t then ask your female friends

you’ve ruined my walk into school. Thanks pp.

I don’t have a clue what you mean and none of my lady friends ride bicycles. Will, however, stop the first lady cyclist whose face radiates joy for an explanation. In any case, it doesn’t alter the fact that procreation between a person and a bicycle is not only impossible but fortunate since offspring would always be two-tired to function - even as a very cheap bicycle like the penny-farthing.

for those of you that don’t understand what a “bicycle smile” is… lets just say…in my next life I want to come back as a bicycle seat.

you have gotta be more specific man. There are many dudes that ride bikes.

Warning This Tobacco Product Can Make Brown Stains On You Handkerchief.

that’s it I quit.

Sorry if my warning is so frightening bob

Snuff might lead to ballroom dancing. (I will now “cut a rug” as those crazy kids say nowadays and do the good old Lundy Foot Rag. Hat cha cha cha.) NB. Best read out loud in an imitation of Jimmy Durante.

lmao Mr. Pants…I can just see all the young dudes here googleing Jimmy Durante right now. Theres a man I would hide my snuff collection from. I bet he can really fill a hankerchief too.

@Premium Parrots His rendition of “I Love (Old) Paris” was always a show stopper. Why he incessantly imitated Doggie Daddy, I still can’t figure out to this day.

it was so scary it made me cry (this applies to the six post it follows)

you want to see scary? Check out the Jimmy Durante page on Wiki. Ya have to read the whole thing but he does have a connection to Adolph Hitler. Man that just blew me away. See for yourself. @bob, maybe you better skip the Wiki search bud. It might be too frightening.

Pmsl @ this thread and here’s me thinking that sex with bikes is good for you. Stefan

PP why do you think it’s so scary already checked the wiki. I already did. See this is why warning labels are so important it should have had one on this list that someone might say something that shatters your sheltered world view.

CAUSE YOU VISIT YARD SALES (in search of storage cabinets etc:)

Snuff helps you make friends and boosts your sex appeal.

At the moment, besides what I posted in the “What’s in your nose” thread, all the McC Violet I’m sniffing is making me want to listen to classical music. I dunno. It’s just something this particular Snuff does to me. 5 Photo doesn’t immediately make me race to the pile of CD’s looking for some Bhangra to spin, necessarily, but the Violet just puts me in this mood. The disc I just put on was George Butterworth’s " The Banks of Green Willow". Wonder if George liked the occasional pinch of Snuff, I think to myself…

Well I for one know of one warning that they do not or have not yet put on ‘white snuff’. Back in 1973 while in the Air Force in Biloxi I came down with Pneumonia. I was hospitalized for almost a month, they thought I was a goner, soon to die. They came in and cateloged all of my belongings INCLUDING some ‘cokesnuff’ white snuff. I of course kept it in a 30.06 shelll with a coke spoon attached thingy. Imagine a bullet when you take out the projectile that has a coke spoon attached. Immediately upon my release from the hospital they dragged me in and accused me of Cocaine usage. I laughed and pointed out to them they need to have it analyzed first. After they did, they never said “geez steve we are sorry. Hmmm imagine that.” So, add that one to your list of snuff warnings. “warning, idiot first sargeants will think you are snorting cocaine if you have it in a headshop stash container with spoon while in hospital” Got you there, never thought up that one I bet.

must have been the snuff that cause the newmoanyah. Cause obviously any illness you get after having any fun was certainly caused by the fun.

so hows the herpes workin out for you bob?

I don’t have herpes. If I did I’d blame it on the vodka and not the ladies.

OK class here’s a pop quiz. For ten bonus points is Doggy Daddy a rapper or a cartoon character?

I remember him being a cartoon character. But this is obviously a trick question to get me 10 points behind everyone else, Stitch.!

Augie Doggies daddy question #2; Whos Augie Doggies mommy?

… lead to the deaths of hundreds of people from concentrated rifle-musket fire. On being informed that a mob was approaching the Imperial Guard during the coup d’état of 1851* Count de Saint-Arnaud took an unusually large pinch of dry fine snuff, coughed violently and gasped “Ma sacré toux!" (my damned cough!). His zealous second in command interpreted the strangled response as “Massacrez tous!” (massacre them all!) and diligently carried out the order. To prevent a repeat massacre of the boulevards now rioting against the new retirement age snuff should carry a warning that it is not to be taken in conjunction with Parisian mob control. *This incident is sometimes erroneously attributed to Bonaparte in 1799 or to Napoleon III in 1851 and not de Saint-Arnaud

Woah! Those phrases do sound very similar when spoken aloud. That’s why when someone tells you to massacre everyone, you might double check real quick, especially if they are speaking French. Great story PhilipS