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Snuff in the papers

N

The Sun - which is a sorry excuse for a newspaper, has mentioned the snuff taking competition held in Germany on their online edition. The story is taken from Bild’s English language edition (I believe it’s a German newspaper of equal standing to the sun!) here. Ta-Ta

K

That is one of the reasons I rarely take schmalzler out with me!

N

It’s a bloody shame it was reported in this manner though…

K

Of course, but does anybody really care what people who read papers like the Sun think? Well, maybe that pediatritian whose house was attacked a few years ago…

S

the only thing the sun newspaper is good for is wrapping a dog turd in set it a light and leave on rupert murdocks door step as you ring his door bell and run away

J

The articles are rubbish. I just go to the site for the page 3 girls. I find it amazing that they can find so many women that have such similar looking boobs.

A

And Page 3 girls are all very short, oddly enough. There was a gaggle of them at Euston station once (wonder what the collective noun is?) promoting some Sun drivel like a holiday in Magaluf or free chips for life or something, and they were all about 3 feet tall. It was like an invasion of erotic elves.

J

That’s a trip dude.

A

A good one though

L

I hate the Sun. It’s a nasty tabloid rag that I wouldn’t read if someone stood in the street giving them out for free.

A

I used to think that, especially when it was a Conservative rag. I’ve mellowed a bit now and just see it as entertainment for the not very intelligent. I would be embarassed to be seen with a copy though.