So I was in church last Sunday when the urge to take a little toot hit me. Well, prayer time came and I thought, here’s my chance, so out with a 10g tin of WoS Royal George… All was going well as I slipped the tin out of the inner pocket of my Harris Tweed (classy enough for ya?) and removed the lid quickly pinching enough for a small sniff. Without a hitch, I mused to myself returning the lid after a quick sniff and then promptly dumped a good 3 grams of snuff down my shirt front and into my lap. What to do? My son was sitting to my right and my 92 yr old grandma to my left, they both looked my way as the fragrance wafting from my crotch reached their nostrils. At this point I had no idea what to do so I pulled my jacket up tight and buttoned it and waited a good 3o minutes until the service was over. I had to hide part of the mess that was visible when I stood up with a diaper bag and beat it to the car. Moral of the story, wear dark colored shirts and slacks and use unscented snuffs @ church. Or you could get a pinch before service.
@Barbertrey if you can’t keep away from snuffing in church, just go to WC and take the pinch or go entirely out of the church for one min and pinch, or use a snus as i do. So simple
there are so many out of context quotes in here people. So many ones almost too horrible to use. But if no one takes them I’ll be sad.
@bob Filthy Firestarter0 to the rescue!
I have had an unfortunate sneezing incident after taking a huge pinch of cafe 11 once, as I turned away from the person I was talking to, I didn’t quite get my hand over my face in time,mans a small child got his first snuff experience! The shame was unbearable!
Last time I popped out of a church for a second they claimed Satan was making me leave. All I wanted was a little fresh air!
@Nikolaos what? WC in the church? By the way - on Kaszuby in Poland there was a tradition of taking snuff while being on the mess. Priest used to say “chceme le so zażec”, and snuffbox made out of horn were passing among the people so every one could take a pinch
@Nikolaos what? WC in the church?
I’ve never seen a church without one
@n9inchnails indeed, but also there was small Chapels that many times don’t have, don’t stuck on details 
Well, I’ve never seen a church WITH a WC 
well, I mean average churches, not sanctuaries like Licheń or Częstochowa.
Went to reach for my phone and, knocked over my just filled not yet closed bullet. Rolled up a piece of paper and, snuffed it right off the desk.
about 3 days ago I was sitting at the computer filling my favorite glass bullet up with some WE. I get it all filled up and screw the lid on then take a look and decide I have room for a little more… I hold it upright and give it a few flicks on the side with the lid still on (stupid!) to pack it down. Boom the glass snaps/breaks off where it meets the lid and it lands on the keyboard with and explosion of WE dust all over the place. Huge mess and I lost my favorite bullet 
In Dutch churches in some areas chewing tobacco was common in the previous century. Many churches had a sign under the hymns list saying: “forbidden to spit”. A few churches on the Veluwe still have that sign around but no one’s chewing and todays people don’t know why this sign is there. But snuffing in Church is so cool, when the sermon is long you can bully your smoking friends!
Lucky you didn’t have a problem with the church itself. I used to be member of a church where every coffee, tea and tobacco consumption was forbidden, provided you wanted to be part of everything. Well, I left them and now I consume plenty of coffee and tobacco.
@Kiwi78 Avoiding coffee, tea and tobacco sounds like the Latter Day Saints - is there another church that insists on this too?
No, you got that right, that’s what it was. Just not for me.
Yes, I would struggle badly with a strict ‘no stimulants’ requirement. Life without snuff would be possible, if unwelcome, but life without tea and coffee doesn’t bear contemplating!
I knew another but, I forgot what it was. I wasn’t there long. Considering I have tried just about every way of putting tobacco in me I doubt they would like that. I’m never sticking any tobacco in places lower then my chin.
I’m sure this has happened to almost everyone at some point, but one time I pulled out my box of Paul Gotard chocolate snuff and did it off the back of my hand. I didn’t wipe my face afterward, and being that the chocolate snuff color is dark brown, I had a Hitler moustache thing going on… After that I never snuffed off the back of my hand again. Only boxcar, pinch, or bullet methods nowadays.
Nice @DopamineRush. I usually only do back of hand but, I also make sure to wipe my nose after. Also it seems like there is a mirror everywhere I go.