An old friend is a sommelier at a high end restaurant near wall street. He hated when very rich traders ordered bottles of 2-3000 $ wines and didn’t understand or appreciate them. We made up ridiculous descriptions which he would use with the rich and ignorant. Now I know not everyone here likes my sense of humor (or it would be Tourettes Syndrome house or Abnormal psychology house), but if you want to join in I’ll start it off White elephant - nocturnal yet tumescent She Floral - fluffy but non-existent
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One more I cannot resist (note; if anyone wishes to insult me please do it via PM. By keeping it private we will not overburden the mods) Abraxas Cerise - Cherry but no longer virginal.