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Running nose: handkerchief or let it fly ?

B

Not having a cold, just snuff use on a cool day or a hot day or just any day your nose decides to let loose and run.
What do you do OUTSIDE ? Be proper and use a handkerchief if no one looking or shoot for the Olympic gold metal for distance and accuracy?

I know this question is more than likely in bad taste, and some will answer with handkerchief and are guilty of the latter.But it’s just for fun.

B

rockets when on walks. Hankercheif inside.

J

You mean you don’t have a snotoon? There is no winning contests if you don’t practice!

A

A quick dab with a paisley snuff hanky. Or a snotoon, the contents of which I re-cycle by adding to ice cream.

H

yeah, definitely snot rockets if I’m working outside. Hanky if I’m inside…unless I’m in the shower, then it’s a free for all.

B

snotoon WOW I real got to learn how to import smaller files

S

Handkerchief.

F

Handkerchief, hands down. If I were a field hand, then a “farmer’s blow” would be acceptable.

L

I didn’t spend 49 cents for 3 pseudo silk hankies at the thrift store to be all low brow…

But then again I dig like a mofo with them even in public

D

I live in a really rural area, so outside the snot rocket is totally acceptable.  Inside it is usually the handkerchief, but in my home off sometimes I will pick up my little trashcan and let the boogers fly.  It’s really handy if you have a bit of a sore nose from forgetting your hankey and having to use tissue paper.

P

They have told me no more snot rockets at work…

J

Once or twice I’ve went for a rocket, but I’m normally in the shower or just over the sink at that point.

Normally its the handkerchief.

D

I use a hanky, personally. I’d get side spray from a snot rocket and then forget about it in public. 

D

I will admit, the rockets take a lot of practice, and just the right kind of snot, to come out without the residue.

btw: This has got to be the most disgusting thread ever.  I love it.

O

handkerchief.  i never even try the “farmers blow” technique as a friend used to call it.  I’ll just make a mess and need the handkerchief anyway.

D

The trick for the rocket, or farmer, is you can’t blow your nose the same way as you would into a hanky.  It’s a short, violent burst of air.  If you try to be gentile, you’ll end up with something terrifying that looks like a Lovecraftian creature is trying to manifest.

A

Sleave.

T

Kleenex works for me.

J

Sometimes when using dark snuffs I will theatrically startle my friends with what can be called nose fangs.

D

I’ve got a pretty heavy stache so any attempts at the snot rocket usually ends in hangers… and thats just no bueno… At work in the garage, a dark red shop cloth. At home… a hanky…

M

And one gotta keep them nose hairs under control too!

B

residue you’re doing it wrong. It’s a rocket and you gotta lean out and act quickly and sharply and you’ll have a nice clean exit!

M

Are you guys proficient with aiming said rockets?

D

To a point.  You can’t really get them to go upwards without looking like you’re having a stroke.  That being said, I used to have a Bantam rooster that would attack me, and he learned the wrath of two things: My rockets, and dirt clods lobbed like artillery rounds.

When I first started them they always ended up on my sleeve. It took practice.

J

Rockets if I have no choice. I’m also guilty of using the “single move loose snus removal” technique when no-one’s looking.
Classy i know…

M

Dogwalla, lol, what a mental picture!