@basement_shaman - Yep, I carry a sizable man-purse full of snuff. It is the only sensible way (I too like variety!).
My man purse is a sporran, which holds my four boxes of snuff, wallet, and other sundries. It is my understanding that sporran means purse in Gaelic.
@tboyer… hrm- sporran, eh? One of my disturbing hobbies, mostly come burns night, is getting dressed up in my kilt garb and converting innocent friends to the joys of homemade haggis. You got me thinking disturbing things, my friend… haggis snuff… I may have to make this happen…
@willymac a very disturbing comment we are close to losing these small creatures from this planet forever . Instead you should donate all of your disposable income to the Wild Haggis Conservation Society to help save this small creature from extinction . So send your money to me and I will forward it to them . Cash only please.
Everyone wants to save the wild haggis untill they live in an area with a heavy haggis populaton. All I’ll say is why do you think the Scotland is known for it’s drinkers? Cause the damn wild haggis only animal I wish was gone. In fact PETA has said please don’t eat meat but kill as many wild haggis as you want they’re bastards.
Oh, they’re terrible. I knew a kid once who went on a vaction to Scotland with his family. He bought back three haggis home with him in his dufflebag. He thought they were cute. So his mother sees them and makes him let them go (why didn’t she make him flush them down the toilet?). So he lets them go, and within a month all the local crops are failing, eaten by some new pest. You guessed it, the Haggis. Mostly it likes corn or other grains and cereals such as oats, but will eat almost anything. I’m not sure how the control methods are taking now, but its been a couple of years. They use traps, cats, pigs, hunting, sniping, scarehaggis, what have you to keep the population in check. Last I heard the population peaked and then began to decline thanks to the control methods, but has since leveled. Which means the Haggis is here to stay, like it or not.
When I was 8 years old, I was mauled by a wild haggis. Please spread the word; The haggis problem is real. Don’t be a victim.