http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man\_on\_internet\_almost\_falls\_into
Haha!Thanks for the laugh, Bob! I love the look on his face
he looks like a guy i work with
A humorous article, thanks for sharing.
There really is a Mustard Museum. I got their newsletter for awhile. Its really a catalog store more than a proper museum. Its funny, yes, but it hits a little too close to home. Ouch.
Real cool, Bob. How’s it feel to make a grown man cry?
Honestly it feels good.
My god the parallel is astounding. Maybe its time to start an intervention group. 
Hi, I’m Mark and I am a snuffaholic…
Makes me wonder if someone at the Onion is on this list??? (starts looking around suspiciously).
on man that IS me… you should see my desk and how every space is covered with snuff stuff… and I HAVE actually eaten my way through a jar of mayonaise (with the help of a lot of fish sticks) just so I could have its jar for storage