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OT: Members who think they are frogs

A

Do you?

X

Sometimes.

S

Been jumping about a bit.

H

I was a bit concerned when I seen my first born’s sonogram at 12 weeks of age. I thought we were having a tadpole!

B

now you’ve done it. Bad joke alert… The frog said “time is fun when you’re having flys”

T

ribbit excuse me…

K

I was called a ‘real toad’ once…does that count?

T

Yep! But I’m too ugly for any Princess to kiss. Actually that’s not true, I married her, but the kisses failed to turn me into a Prince.

S

Do purple dragons qualify?

A

My son bought me a bottle of cognac. Half of it vanished and I felt inclined to deal with this frog question. At least we have got to the bottom of it all now. Dragons are not frogs spyro, silly question.

T

I don’t get what you mean by frog though. it could be taken several ways. Frog is slang for a Frenchman, someone that likes to “leap into a fight,” or someone that bounces around from place to place, or…

B

bed to bed is that what you meant. Which is silly because if you’re bouncing from place to place you can’t bring your bed with you. I just realized snuffster might be in the mood for frog legs, so don’t admit to being one.

A

Where I come from a frog is a little green guy who says ribbit all day long. How hard can it be?

B

you have to live in swamps and have small children manhandle you and incarcirated you in mayo jars. It’s a tough life.

T

Yeah and in some places they pump you full of latex and hand you over to little kids for an early autopsy. No thanks.

T

Frog snuff?

X

%singing% It’s not easy being green.

N

and sometimes during an autopsy you get up and start singing Hello My Baby

W

‘Listens to The Frog Chorus 97 times’ I do feel like one now, and I’ve got the feeling that we must all stand together. Either that or kill all Frenchman and Paul McCartney. Choices, choices lol Stefan

P

I am not a frog, I seem to be a verb. Geez, now I’m chanelling Buckminster Fuller.

T

@n9inchnails lol!