The following biking laws still excist in the USA: 1) In Oregon it is illegal to ride a bike without a seat 2) In Massachusetts your handlebars may not be higher than your shoulders 3) In California you may not ride your bike in your pool 4) In Indiana you may not ride a bike in a commercialised area ( no riding to the bike shop)! 5) In Miami your bike must be equipped with a bell or a device capable of giving a signal 30m away. 6) In Miami a bike may not be equipped with a siren or whistle 7) In Ontario your bike must have a red reflector on the back 8) In Ontario your bike may not have a flashing red light on the back 9) In Alberta you must give hand signals when you turn. 10) In Alberta you must always have both hands on the handlebars 11) In the UK you must operate your bell constantly while riding 12) In the UK: Road sign at road works: “Cyclists Dismount” At this same spot also, in Welsh: “Llyd Y Bledren Dymchwelyd” which translates to: “Bladder disease has returned” And then this final one, in the USA: “No man may wear a strapless gown in public”. Do you know any mindless laws?
Alabama * It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. * Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. * It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. California * Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. * Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. * Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.] * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. * Women may not drive in a house coat. Florida * Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. * A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. * If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. * It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. * Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. * Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. * It is illegal to skateboard without a license. * When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. Kansas * Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. Louisiana * It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Indiana * It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. * Liquor stores may not sell milk. Michigan * You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. Nebraska * It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. New York * A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. * It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. * A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. * The penalty for jumping off a building is death. North Dakota * Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. * It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Ohio * It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. * It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Pennsylvania * A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Texas * It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. * It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. * It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. * It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. * A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. * The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. Wisconsin * You must manually flush all urinals in a building. * Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
LoL, I love this one! In Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in a house.
@Pieter Claassen Points 9 and 10 If point (9) says that, In Alberta you must give hand signals when you turn. How does point (10) work, if you must always have both hands on the handlebars? I don’t expect an answer, I just found that a bit odd 
PMSLMAO!!! This is brilliant keep 'em coming. Stefan
@ukiceman, that’s the point. If you obey any one of the laws, you will be breaking the other one. But both laws are in force.
Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
In Wyoming, you can’t fish with a firearm.
In the UK: *All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. *It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. *London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. *It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar). *Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks *It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. *Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
LMAO! These are amazing! Some funny ones indeed. It’s also illegal to sell alcohol to a intoxicated person. It is legal, on a certain day of the year (not sure which one) to shoot a Welshmen with a longbow from a church tower. It’s illegal to beat your doormatts after 6pm Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague. Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
I wish I could remember what state this law is in, it’s my all time favorite law. Cats and Dogs may not smoke pipes or cigars in public. I love this one because I like the idea of a place having problems with dogs and especialy cats smoking pipes or cigars in public. Damn tuna scent flake smelling up this town.
UK: Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament. It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. Sweden: While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.