news flash bacon and kipper’s will be outlawed in a bid to stop smokeing!!!

sum ministers fear that these delicious smokey foods could lead kids to try other smokey products like cigarettes…

we looked at keeping them for sale but in plain packaging and behind locked shutters but that would be just silly.

My favourite smoking gag is the old monty python sketch with Michael Palin sitting in what appears to be a doctors office and complaining to the man in the white coat about his terrible cough. He is shown a selection of cigarettes, pipes and cigars at great length and told to try those, etc etc. ‘I say, you are doctor aren’t you?’ says Palin in a hesitant, English, polite at all times manner. ‘Good Lord no, I’m a tobacconist’ comes the reply.

You know I read this post to find out what joke bacon is.

@bob same here lol Nothing beats exploding cigarette loads though as far as smoking jokes. Hard to find now though but they are still available.

I thought joke bacon was what Rodney puts in Toque C&B.

I am still working on hypocras myself! (inside joke for Nigel)!

Q: Whats green and smells like bacon? A: Kermit the Frog’s finger! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/baconjokes.html

@Harlequin

flash wool in a rolly works