Here is the link to the DM story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2084550/Nicotine-patches-slow-mental-decline-improve-memory-elderly-people-study-shows.html
This helps back up the idea that nasal snuff users live one day longer than none tobacco users.
Smokers lose 8.4 years
non-tobacco users 0.0
Snuff users plus 0.01
What are you going to do with your extra day? The obvious answer is take more snuff I suppose. Although I might just eat a lot of pies.
@snuffster I vote for pies, but bacon is running a close second in my mind.
supposedly pipe smokers live longer than cigarette smokers and non smokers also
makes me wish i was born japanese and took to the pipe ( joking )
Only a day longer? I wonder how scientists came up with this figure.
“What are you going to do with your extra day? The obvious answer is take more snuff” And because you have been taking snuff that day you live a little longer still, earning . another twelve hours. Take more snuff and another six hours is yours. Using the time wisely buys you another three hours of life followed by another 90 minutes, 45 minutes …1/4 minute …1/1000 minute…1/10^30 minutes … and so on ad infinitum. Unassailable proof that provided you can take snuff quickly enough you will, in theory, live forever.
@PhilipS Better stock up now! I think my TAD has me covered.
Obviously these statistics don’t make much sense, as there a far fewer snuff takers out there to use for statistics, and all the non-tobacco users in the study may have been drug addicts or alcholics or had careers that put their lives at risk. Then you have to consider that all of the people in the study probably had very different diets, and some may have gone to the gym or played sports while some could have been obese with diabetes. There are too many factors to take into account. Regardless this is definantly a good statistic to use for the snuff war.
The world just keeps getting madder and madder and madder and madder and madder and madder. I’m off to buy a bobble hat, with the biggest bobble I can find…
henwrench the Mad Hatter
i love this story … smokers find it easier to climb worlds highest mountains … the anti smokers would have you believe smokers can barley climb a flight of stairs …
The girl with the pretty voice smokes. Adelle I think.
Adelle has a great voice. I really like several of her songs.