Upon receiving my latest order from Snuffstore (necessitating 2 hours in Israeli post office hell - and, not speaking hebrew I cannot tell people to **** off). Being constantly preoccupied I forgot having ordered Abraxas premium. It is great. Worth the price easily. I apology to Abraxas for listening my having placed any credence in utube reviews done by someone whose command of the English language (the language of Shakespeare, Mad Magazine and George Bush) necessitates the use of a particular expletive starting with f and ending with either a k or having a k in the middle and ending with a g (If you cannot figure it out pm me). Great snuff. Please forgive me for expressing doubts based on someone who wants a job more than the command of his native language (which, in all fairness, the English forced on the Scots, Irish and Welch all of whom made it far more lyrical and showed a greater command of it other than english rappers. More apologies to the English who have failed to learn their language despite Shaw and My Fair Lady. In that I am already off topic with my mea culpas I am sorry for going off topic, I apologize for both this and to all those who don’t appreciate my sense of humor. and of greater importance I am now waiting for my Abraxas Cerise. Forgive my doubts and grant me benedictions oh Abraxas, master blender, sybarite and gourmet.
Man I will have what ever he is smoking :(|)
George Bush can speak English?? Since when You must be hearing rumors on those internets
George Bush can speak English?? Since when You must be hearing rumors on those internets
I think he found that factoid on ‘the google’.
Uuuh,huh huh. Hey Beavis uuuh…
Just tried the abraxas dragun which I didn’t realize I ordered. Sublime. Van Gogh gave his earlobe to a hooker and it didn’t even get him L**d. according to the secret history of artists with vision disorders who knew how to use them. And the earlobe, being particularly dense with capillaries, can readily absorb large quantities of snuff if you first mix it (the snuff, not the earlobe) with DMSO What do you people expect in a post? Abraxas Good!! Critic Bad! Arm pit itches! Must scratch! Lunecat- I didn’t express an opinion in my post wondering about Abraxis. Merely asked a question about some unflattering, derogatory commentary both here and on utube. I never waffle. My mother taught me when I was a mere slip to stay away from stoves. And I may point out that no one need read my posts and many, with preexisting conditions, should not. And I prefer pancakes made with buttermilk and topped with gourmet butter and HG Jasmine snuff.
PS-Lunecat I do ramble on. But remember King Lear saying, “Girls, what the hell is going on, I don’t understand for I have misjudged you all which will not become known to me until the third act”.
Seems you don’t have to take your medications while on the Holy Land!
AllanH, nice to hear from you. My ramble or riff on your p***y comment started the meds rumor. Only codeine for a bad disc and that not often. I assure you turkish coffee and nicotine are far more to blame for my many failings. But I do wear the special helmet when I am allowed on the swing set (only when I’m a very good boy so I rarely get to swing. though I understand there are swingers in the holy land as well as rollers. Here in the Wholly land the Palestians sit around smoking hookahs and drinking turkish coffee. The Israeli generals and political hierarchy chain smoke Marlboros and chug double espressos. Eventually one side or another gets so wired that … (this is an apolitical comment with no sides taken or given - mere commentary)
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Did you hear about the kid who wanted to sell his dog for $50,000? He got his price, traded it for 2 $25,000 cats but you can’t make a deal like that for the Maharaja because we’ve got enough cat’s already.
WOW…
Is the boat a cigarette with twin 454 chevy marine engines? Use the exhaust manifold. Noworry - sounds like a shaggy dog story. But I did smile. Reminds me of a few jokes that would invite scorn, derision and violate the terms of service.
=)) @-) 8-}
Heinz Hummer was a supercilious cunt! Sorry I saw supercilious and couldn’t get that line out of my head :-"
lunecat supercilious perhaps. I will even encourage that notion (that I’m supercilious) by suggesting you get a good dictionary and look up bombastic. That was well meant, though there is some room in the meaning of any word, you are ill using the language here. The language, as we both agree, of Shakespeare (who was probably Bacon as Hamlet, despite it’s great acclaim, is the greatest monument to the Oedipus complex since Oedipus itself - please note my use of both Bacon and ham, both parts of pigs and give me some credit for restraint in that I did not mention any other part of said pigs anatomy). Or some, who have an understanding of the forms of language may find me sarcastic, with dry humor or satirical. I will even admit to being frequently annoying to many. They do not have to read my posts. I fully appreciate that not all enjoy my satire or humor. If you do not please read the terms of service. There is no command that “thou will read and comment on Asieg’s posts’. Don’t read them and don’t comment on them if you don’t like them. Unless you are indulging some form on intellectual masochism. I will do the same with your posts if I am not mentioned. If you do mention me I will assume you seek a dialogue for our mutual enlightenment. “Not sure if that best applies to offering an opinion on Abx. before actually trying for yourself or …” sayeth you.” In utter and complete ignorance of my post. With the best of intent I suggest you reread my opening post. With but a bit of care the the help of someone with greater reading skills you may make yourself aware of the fact that I posted AFTER trying some of the Abraxas line and raved about it. Reading comprehension GOOD. Incomprehension not Good.
lunecat supercilious perhaps. I will even encourage that notion (that I’m supercilious) by suggesting you get a good dictionary and look up bombastic. That was well meant, though there is some room in the meaning of any word, you are ill using the language here. The language, as we both agree, of Shakespeare (who was probably Bacon as Hamlet, despite it’s great acclaim, is the greatest monument to the Oedipus complex since Oedipus itself - please note my use of both Bacon and ham, both parts of pigs and give me some credit for restraint in that I did not mention any other part of said pigs anatomy). Or some, who have an understanding of the forms of language may find me sarcastic, with dry humor or satirical. I will even admit to being frequently annoying to many. They do not have to read my posts. I fully appreciate that not all enjoy my satire or humor. If you do not please read the terms of service. There is no command that “thou will read and comment on Asieg’s posts’. Don’t read them and don’t comment on them if you don’t like them. Unless you are indulging some form on intellectual masochism. I will do the same with your posts if I am not mentioned. If you do mention me I will assume you seek a dialogue for our mutual enlightenment. “Not sure if that best applies to offering an opinion on Abx. before actually trying for yourself or …” sayeth you.” In utter and complete ignorance of my post. With the best of intent I suggest you reread my opening post. With but a bit of care the the help of someone with greater reading skills you may make yourself aware of the fact that I posted AFTER trying some of the Abraxas line and raved about it. Reading comprehension GOOD. Incomprehension not Good.
I do think you two like each other. I like you both. A spoonful of Field of Junipers in your collective honor!
Just settle down and all will be well, gents.
With respect to all, communication is (or should be) a closed loop system which consists of three elements: A) The message you wish to convey B) The medium/s and content of the actual communication C) The received message (verified by feedback) If A does not equal C, that is not the fault of the recipient for failing to glean the intended message - it means it was not transmitted effectively (not proficiently - effectively). English is just a means of conveying information (and in real life is supplemented with volume, tone, intonation and non-verbal communication which are all absent here), and everyone uses the resource in a different way. Life’s hard enough without making it unnecessarily unpleasant for anyone - including yourself. We’re all supposed to be enjoying a commonality here. Just my humble opinion :-"
Van Gogh gave his earlobe to a hooker and it didn’t even get him L**d.
They’re pretty much a cash based industry.
Van Gogh gave his earlobe to a hooker and it didn’t even get him L**d.
They’re pretty much a cash based industry.
@HR_pufnsnuff…really? I recall tendering a credit card in Amsterdam some 20 years back…I am sure Vegas has the same payment options. But than again, no prostitutes in Vegas, just thousands of escorts who will show up to any hotel room in under 30 minutes.
@basement_shaman i think it was more like what he was sniffing!
HR_pufnsnuff = You made me laugh. 50ft_trad - I believe the point of contention; I was being accused of criticizing Abraxas without having tried it. I refer you to the line in my first post in which I shamelessly quote myself: “Being constantly preoccupied I forgot having ordered Abraxas premium. It is great. Worth the price easily.” Lunecat responded in part (to forget the insults) ““Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.” Not sure if that best applies to offering an opionion on Abx. before actually trying for yourself or …” (before I am criticized for my spelling this is a copied quote). Your theory of cognition does not seem to apply as I clearly stated I had tried it. I had loved it. What do you feel, as an authority of sorts, is unclear in my statement? If my statement is clear your position is more indicative of your reading skills than my writing skills. Your humble opinion is clearly as flawed as is your solipsistic and narcissistic attempt at symbolic logic. I, in a spirit of sharing, make you co-recipient of the superciliousness award and in keeping with our Shakespearean allegories the Richard III award. Making things unpleasant is jumping into a discussion that was over by presenting, with pride and not humility, another absurdity. And, if you wish to continue, how are things unpleasant here? Can we not afford snuff? Is the server based in Darfur? Have I unwittingly stumbled into a “Coping with Death Forum” I will state again: if you find my posts unpleasant (as I am sure others do, but they are generally only unpleasant when I am accused falsely. If you have read other posts of mine I have apologized when I have erred ) don’t read them, don’t get involved and don’t rekindle a dead fire. As A and you as C do you understand B? To save others from all this unpleasantness you may certainly PM me. But please use x,y and z so we can end this.
Thank you for sparing the time and energy for such flamboyant insults and sarcasm Oh well, I tried =)) Do as you wish and be happy, and I will endeavour to do the same
:)>- :x \\m/
Someone rang?
:-@ 8-|
WOW…wish I had that much time on my hands…I chime in…when I can find a spare ten minutes…cool reading though…very few write so elaborately…obviously very well educated…SH becomes more interesting as time goes on…like the contrast of personalities and viewpoints…IF only Abraxas would come back… What would he say? YOU RANG!
Van Gogh gave his earlobe to a hooker and it didn’t even get him L**d.
They’re pretty much a cash based industry.
Not here in Switzerland. All credit cards accepted. So I’m told… :-"
I find this thread objectionable
*sigh*
Other patient and irritated members. I offer apologies. Every time I attempt to stop this silliness I am thwarted, but, being an, among many more flattering things, an arrogant a** with lots of time I resent these constant challenges based on another’s reading deficiencies and absolute inability to acknowledge aforesaid lacks. lunecat - I find objectionable your lack of reading skills as presented by a number of your mistakes. I also find objectionable your constant return to the subject without anything new to say. I care not how you feel about me nor how you feel about my comments. I wrote a simple paean to Abraxas as a maker of snuff and the fine qualities as a man his skills imply. Reread my thread topic and my unqualified statement that I had tried Abraxas’ snuffs and loved them. You blather on needlessly (to insure, hopefully, your understanding I did not say lather which is associated with both soap and Hydrophobia for which you may wish to be tested). I most strongly object to your comments on waffles which are a simple geometrical adaptation of the honey comb. It’s shape lacks the structural beauty and strength of the bee’s honey comb which predates it by geological ages. Whereas a pancake, round with a most pleasing convex shape and a complex yet subtle change of color (when correctly cooked) of light tan edges to brown pigmentation emphasizing its delightful convexity (and bearing the color ranges of a number of snuffs, lest I go off topic) , being round, is directly connected to Pi, one of the most complex and interesting of numbers and a preoccupation of mathematicians for millennium. “Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.” Your Hamlet comment was a not so polite way of telling me to shut up; due no doubt to your utter lack of reading comprehension. I give you my voice out of my unbridled spirit of generosity I deny you much of my ear as my only interest in your comments are of a like with the interest I had in childhood cartoons: great silliness. I object to your use of the term bombastic which is generally (though this is not a hard and fast rule) associated with speech. I believe bellicose would be a far better word. Your ability to write rivals George Bushes ability to speak, though he is ultimately understandable. I will quote an Oxford Don who was visiting me during the O.J. Simpson trial, we saw OJ’s lawyers in a restaurant. Being a double first in both history and English and a trained thespian he projected “For Shame, For Shame”. The lawyers had the good sense to scurry off. You lack this good sense. I will gladly continue this discussion again repeating that Hamlet is the most Oedipal of the plays and the Oedipus complex is frequently associated OCD. I am amused by your knowledge of if not preoccupation with the mad Dane. By the way, lune is derived from the word lunar which is etymologically similar to hysteria - the propensity of women (and not all women and certainly no woman who does snuff) to enact “lunar” or hysterical behavior at certain times in their lunar cycle. I give you a very small leeway in light of this. Now off to something having nothing to do with you.(until the very end) RE: Abraxas. Originally traced back to the first century it was an amulet of protection in Greece. It later became, briefly, a deity. It is based on Gnosticism (theophany or the knowing of the deity through individual experience). Given this gnostic connection I would posit that the concept, if not the word, goes back to the pre-socratic mystery schools (Socrates being the last great initiate of the School at Delphi, if memory serves, and these schools significantly predate Socrates). Of course Aristotle’s sway and the more psychological approach of the Romans to the deities (almost all of whom were adapted from the Greek causing their first bankruptcy until Greek Orthodoxy filled the spiritual vacuum). I further suggest that Abraxas itself is an acronym much as the word associated with modern magic, Abracadabra is an acronym from the OT (the OT is more properly referred to as the Tanach) Book of Exodus and stands for “as it was spoken (written) so shall it be”. These words were spoken by the Pharaoh Ramses and proved, unfortunately for him, as fallacious as your disjointed utterings. I suggest you divest of any chariots you may possess and and avail yourself of an intellectual wheel chair while avoiding symbolically parted waters. Now that was objectionable. But I sit unabashed. And I thank you for filling in a minimum of my free time and allowing me to vent my spleen for this venting is apparently forcing you to eat your liver (freely adapted from the Merchant of Venice). As my old friend would say, “Cheers mate”!
@asieg33: Move on. You are trolling. Enough.
To everyone else: Remember… don’t feed the troll.
I think I am clairvoyant…I predicted the moderator posting in this thread 2 days ago… I hope my newly realized talent can predict if I should take Margin calls long or short on APPLE in future…or which longshot will win KENTUCKY DERBY in a few weeks or if that guys cards is holding nut low or nut high or both ( omaha hi low ) Like I said in my previous thread, he’s obviously very well educated, but too much time on your hands…@asieg33… I definitely would love to meet him in person, I don’t think I could keep up with his vocabulary… certainly could be intellectually tantalizing ( should of paid attention in school to books instead of skirts ) @lunecat…your my M8… Everyone here is okay in my novel … I love this forum
Troll food = Snickers Bar scented snuff
I don’t remember the last time I had to look up so many words in the dictionary
Too many words! My attention span does not allow me to read through this thread from beginning to end to determine what is going on. I saw the word Abraxas. I go do some Cafe 11 now.
Troll food = Snickers Bar scented snuff
Or possibly Cheese and Bacon.