After lengthy and exhaustive comparison, I judge the following snuffs to give the most horrific blows (given equal size pinches). You do not want to consume either of these snuffs around your wife/girlfriend/companion, especially if you’re blowing your nose into a white paper towel. Of course, most sensitive wives/girfriends/companions would have problems with a man blowing his nose into a paper towel under the best of circumstances, but it’s paper towels or nothing in the LHB-Hive, including the bathroom. The Winner: WoS Princes Dishonourable Mention: Dholakia Black (darker, but doesn’t generate as much of a secretion) What about Taxi Red, you might be thinking? Not even in the running (pun obviously intended). Remember, EQUAL size pinches!

I love both snuffing Dholakia Black, and I like the dark-as-night stain on my hankies even more. Death to clean blowing material, long live the black stains!

I second Princes…made my nose run like mad and was chunky…but I enjoyed it.

Santo Domingo is my mighty blow, must clean the ceilings!

Schmalzlers == hankie destroyers

I agree with the black creates the mighty amount black gunk award. I have a mix of swiss chocolate, black and coffee bite I was enjoying a bit to much… I sneezed in my black hanky but failed to catch it all… Brown snuff stains down my black microfiber shirt.

i have to agree about the schmalzlers

what really gets to me are the occasional sudden unexpected expulsion sneezes that send an uncontrolled quivering ‘creature’ that’s really reminiscent of a smaller version of The Blob only to have it land somewhere some a distance (such as on a beige living-room carpet ugh!)

The Rooster causes me to lose my composure. I hydrate it a bit, to lessen the dust storm, but it still knocks me to the floor!