Let’s just say that when we all die that we all go to heaven. Let us also pretend that when we go to heaven that we get to take 3 snuffs with us for the rest of eternity. What 3 snuffs will you be taking with you and what song will be playing as you ascend?
Easy. Hedges, NB Madras and White Elephant. Song–Mr. Bad Example by the late, great Warren Zevon.
Rather have the Virgins!!!
F&T HDT SWS Auld Alliance SWS Lundy Foot
Firedrac, WoS 22, McC O&G
What’s wrong with the desert island that we usually get offered? Also, how can you call it heaven if you’re only allowed three types of snuff?
What’s wrong with the desert island that we usually get offered? Also, how can you call it heaven if you’re only allowed three types of snuff?
Sorry… let’s just say, death. Although, heaven allowing three types of snuff is a pretty good deal, as a person’s physical self isn’t even allowed.
Hard to choose! To be sure I would take 1 perfumed snuff, 1 medicated and 1 natural snuff. So I can continue to live eternally in all seasons. (In hell by the way you are only admitted with SG Firedrac). Music? Taylor Swift, change.
@Salmiak, in hell, you get Bohican all summer and Hedges all winter.
WoS Jockey Club; WoS Tom Buck; Old Mill Olde English Toast Ascending to ‘Meet on the Ledge’ by Fairport Convention (preferably one of the early versions with Sandy Denny singing)
@Salmiak, in hell, you get Bohican all summer and Hedges all winter.
In hell it’s always winter
This is great. We finally have a discussion of metaphysics here on Snuffhouse. Mark Twain said that he desired heaven for the climate but preferred hell for the company.
“the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.” Samuel Langhorne Clemens
@Salmiak, in hell, you get Bohican all summer and Hedges all winter.
In hell it’s always winter
Probably not for me, I like winter. And I would take a Toast (Irish D) something dark (Viking Dark or maybe Santo Domingo) and Rumneys Export for nose cleaning. And three hours later I would get bored and go looking for the tobacconist.
If the cat and man were to be crossbred it would improve the man but be to the detriment of the cat. Mark Twain
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” Winston Churchill
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. Mark Twain
@Salmiak, in hell, you get Bohican all summer and Hedges all winter.
In hell it’s always winter
Probably not for me, I like winter.
Move to Canada and that will quickly change
Can I join in with this quoting malarkey? “Wherever you go, there you are.” The dad of a friend of mine used to say that. It has a gnomic quality that appeals to me. And here’s an optimistic one my Uncle Fred was known to say on a miserable afternoon. “If it was a nice day, and we were at the seaside, and I had a camera, I could take a picture of you all.” Hoping these tins of snuff will be eternally full. If that’s the case, Samuel Gawith Black Coffee, Sir Walter Scott Roslein, and something else, but I don;t know what yet - I’ve covered the non-sweet and the sweet, I need something in the middle… Edit: Forgot the music! Probably Rachmaninov’s Prelude in C sharp Minor, arranged for orchestra by Leopold Stokowski. Have you heard it? It’s beautiful and chilling, and would hopefully scare the crap out of the angels. 
Last time I listed my favorites it made a shortage AC/DC Highway to Hell >:) That is where all my cronies will be