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joke snuff

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Am I the only one that thinks there should be a gag snuff? Maybe one that’s a sneezing powder or something that’s gets really hot like they just ate an extremely hot hot wing. I don’t want to turn anyone away from snuff but maybe a use would be to leave it in a desk drawer to get that’s Guy that sneaks it from you. Or that person you just want to laugh at or get revenge on. Not sure if anything like this exists but if so I want some

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@distaind I am a huge practical joker and would make sure I had a supply of dog poo scented snuff just for the guys at work who constantly take pinches from me. I love the look on people’s faces after a good practical joke. It sucks having to look over your shoulder for fear of retaliation though but thats all part of it.

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Dholakia white.

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bhut jolokia

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You could squeeze a spring snake into a tin or put a paper clip rattler in but messing with the goods should be your last option.

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@Juxtaposer i love the spring snake idea, got a guy that always bumbs from me and barely thanks me, that would get him really good!

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@mipasma That would be joke turned homicide. I watch videos of guys eating those things and can’t understand why a person would do that to themselves.

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BigDaddySnuff It would be cruel joke…I saw those videos too…seriously I think it´s dangerous…never gonna trying something like this…snuff is safer…hope Abraxas dragun won´t contain this…I ordered it…

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Or maybe a small electrical shock when someone tries to open a tin

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vile snuff is far too cruel to do to somone, however a shock snuff box is clever

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if you like vile snuff see the joke i posted on here a wee time back under joke…

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I can send you the contents of a kitty litter pan all powder up. They won’t be sampling your snuff a second time. The twisted rubber band with button attached would be a gag. or a spring loaded lid. or just super glue a tin shut

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BigDaddySnuff It would be cruel joke…I saw those videos too…seriously I think it´s dangerous…never gonna trying something like this…snuff is safer…hope Abraxas dragun won´t contain this…I ordered it…

2 bhut jolokia can send one to the hospital… and as far as the Abraxas Dragun it is AWESOME! Very very little chili and awesome flavor, gonna have to get more before it is to late

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There WAS a joke box discussed on this site some time ago. It was a box that would stick your finger with a needle if you didn’t know what you were doing. It was a very old box being sold on E-Bay I think. A small electric shock sounds fun.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player\\_embedded&v=9Pc\\_mvNsWGI something like this lol

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Sneezing powder from joke shops mixed in with snuff should do the trick!

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Sneezing powder from joke shops mixed in with snuff should do the trick!

not sure if up the nose would be advisable

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There WAS a joke box discussed on this site some time ago. It was a box that would stick your finger with a needle if you didn’t know what you were doing. It was a very old box being sold on E-Bay I think. A small electric shock sounds fun.

You mean the assassination box. Not sure that counts as a joke.

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http://snuffhouse.org/discussion/comment/62235/#Comment\\_62235 but whoever said that is a great way to get HIV is mistaken as HIV dies when it hits O2, but Hep C is a reality :./

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Good find @supervape. That is indeed the box in discussion. I now wish that I had copied the picture for posterity, as the link is long dead. It was a very cool looking box.

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I saw a snuffbox on the antique roadshow from the days of the stage-coach when lots of robberies created a vogue for self defence aids. The snuffbox was a dummy and contained a small percussion cap pistol. When opened the thing shot a lead ball into the face of the thief. Presumably it was more of a revenge weapon for when the highway man examined his haul. Lawks, how they must have laughed.

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I was thinking of dying out some ambesol and grinding it up then add it to a white energy snuff. Maybe add a pinch or two of chalk for added flavor then stick it in an empty toque coke tin and give it to the Guy I mentioned in the “snuff nowadays” thread. He’d probably order a few hundred dollars of coke from toque. Lol

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@distaind: You might have an interesting concept there, I´m actually leering at my Dholakia White… :-?

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@vinc_van_snuff iif you do try that let me know how it works out.

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Bohica- Unsupecting snuff thiefs will think they stumbled on some sweet chocolate snuff. Then they receive a warm surprise.

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@basement_shaman is bohica as hot as doolali tap

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@distaind- hotter

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I do have to agree with that. Bohica is the hottest of the new Fubar line. If this were the first snuff I ever tried I probably would never touch snuff again. So it could fall into the joke snuff category IMO. This stuff is in a class by itself and I will be getting more on my next Mr Snuff order.

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@willc If I keep useing this hot snuff will I enjoy regular snuff again?

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@basement_shaman I think you will be ok. In fact this is excellent snuff that will insure that your tear ducts will have a most regular workout.

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Wow and I thought doolali tap was hot maybe next order I will add some bohica

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This is a really idiotic, juvenile topic. Can’t we please get out of the high school kid mentality? Upon looking at a few of the You Tube video reviews of snuff, it seems that the average age of the modern snuff taker is about 18 years old. Some of the kids I saw aren’t even old enough to shave. I guess that is why there are so many immature comments. I hate to have these things, but I guess this is democracy in action.

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@mrmanos: This thread is 8 months old.

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Most people here are middle-aged if not older, I think I’m the youngest active member at 21. I don’t know what snuff reviews you’ve been watching but I’ve never seen anyone younger than early-20s. Think the youngest-looking serious reviewer I’ve seen is mrmichaelsnuff and he’s definitely a couple of years older than I am. Nothing wrong with a bit of fun.

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@mrmanos somebody needs to take a big pinch. Do you have a problem with the average age of the modern, internet savvy reviewer being ‘about 18 years old’? you find this immature, i find you necroposting a short rant about immaturity of people you dont even know to be immature. learn how to use forums.

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@horus92–you’re 21? I took you to be quite a bit older.

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@horus92 WRONG im 19.

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Well since I started this idiotic topic I thought I should post something in response. Am i Immature?..definitely, at times. I am no teenager tho i am 31 years old married with kids. I own my own house and even own my own epoxy flooring business. I’ve learned to have fun in life and not to take much to seriously or you’d go crazy. If this thread offends anyone just don’t waste your time reading it.

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I’ve learned to have fun in life and not to take much to seriously or you’d go crazy. If this thread offends anyone just don’t waste your time reading it.

Agreed. After 8 months of inactivity, the only reason to revive this thread with a negative comment, both about the thread and snufftakers in general can only have one motivation: to stir up trouble. Any further trolling will result in the thread’s closure and possible warnings and/or account suspensions. Also from past informal pollings of the membership the average age of a forum member here is about 36-37 years old. Youtube has a younger demographic in general, and is probably not a good cross section of the snuff taking world at large.

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I turned 61 yesterday and I am Immature . We could turn this into a SAA meeting ?

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SAA? Silly Adolescents Anonymous, perhaps? Proud to be only chronologically 41. Growing up is over-rated and should be avoided when at all possible.

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Happy belated birthday to @kurtsnose Hope it was a great one! <:-P

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Toque Cheese & Bacon is a gag snuff, right?

K

In basic training, we had the great pleasure of experiencing the “Gas House”, where you enter a small shack being fumigated with obscene concentrations of CS gas, then you remove your gas mask and take a deep breath. So please, while you fuss over that running nose, allow me to enlighten you: when your body is really, truly motivated to get rid of something, the mucous that erupts from your face will measure in pounds, and I don’t mean sterling. Find that hard to believe? Well, then I sincerely envy you. It would certainly be amusing to give someone a pinch of CS scented snuff. It would be like having an asthma attack, but you use your inhaler only to find out that some joker switched the albuteral with tear gas! It could also come in handy when you’re congested. Just be absolutely certain to avoid touching any sensitive body parts for a good while.