The last three weeks I have had sores in my mouth and right away my wife told me it was oral cancer caused by all the years I have used snuff. I finally went to the doctor and he said nope, it is canker sores caused by a virus. He gave ma an antiviral and after one day it is mostly cleared up. Any time anything goes wrong everyone wants to blame tobacco. Thank God I have a good quack.

I’m reminded of that Saturday Night Live skit where the sailing ship’s doctor keeps running around with a saw looking for an excuse to remove a limb. Got canker sores? Well, that leg needs to come off.

Well it’s a medical fact that the legs are the cause of most disease and illness. (do not take this advice it’s all wrong.)

That’s wild, Nachman-- I was feeling some sores in my mouth yesterday, and I found myself wondering . . . . Thanks for posting. (Sores cleared up today.)

LOL @Spyro . That is hilarious . Nice little story to hear! I’m glad to hear it’s not cancer