Last week made an order on Mr. Snuff. This week the wife says if I stop chewing tobacco I can make an order of snuff. I was going to stop chewing anyway but she didn’t know this, nor did she know I had already made an order on Mr. Snuff. I said okay you got a deal. Now I got two orders of snuff coming but wife only thinks one!

I think you are simply being strategic, not bad

Nice. I make far worse trades with the wife.

“Look dear - they seem to have accidentally sent me someone else’s order as well! What a bit of luck, eh…” :))

no no, They must have been out of stock and then sent the rest in this package

If you had no guilt, you would not be confessing to the world. Your the one who have to sleep at night.Trust is a virtute once broken is hard to restore.It is easy to do the next right thing, living with a lie is a full time job. come over to the dark side

@basement_shaman makes a good point as usual. It is easy to be flippant but we aren’t faced with the decision.

Don’t think it will make a diffrence to her. Seriousily she’ll be happy you’re doing it and can convince herself that she helped.

Does that mean you have to quit chewing *twice*?

@tobaccylassy Most likely she’ll find a way to make it happen!

All right, I confess! One (order) = five >:)

Hmmmm, I wonder how I would feel if it reversed? I myself have never lied to any of my partners because trust is worth more than gold (snuff in this case) Sorry brother but I would say “Fail”

Hmmmm, I wonder how I would feel if it reversed? I myself have never lied to any of my partners because trust is worth more than gold (snuff in this case) Sorry brother but I would say “Fail”

I know im going to just tell her. I feel terrible about it. I’ll tell her after both shipments arrive though… I dont feel bad enough to have to cancel the orders or return them >:)

@snuffnpuff I found this thread amusing because it goes with a Pagan shirt design I am finishing. The qoute is… People were created to be Loved Things were created to be Used The World is in CHAOS because… Things are being Loved and People are being Used Not saying you are using her (please don’t think that is my intent) When I say that “I love snuff” I mean to say I like it a lot When I say that “I love my wife” I mean it eternally

@snuffnpuff I found this thread amusing because it goes with a Pagan shirt design I am finishing. The qoute is… People were created to be Loved Things were created to be Used The World is in CHAOS because… Things are being Loved and People are being Used Not saying you are using her (please don’t think that is my intent) When I say that “I love snuff” I mean to say I like it a lot When I say that “I love my wife” I mean it eternally

Beautiful just Beautiful.

Id go with the split order excuse. “Wheres the rest of my order …oh it says here that the ones I didnt get were out of stock, will be sent separately…oh well.” I usually intercept the mail before my wife does and they are usually small orders.

@matthefox That is an awesome quote!

I would go with, “I didn’t know I needed permission.”