how much snuff do you need to be doing before you can get a cool nickname like The Snuffmeister?

I don’t know if it’s worth it to work towards that goal or not right now. I have a lot of things to do with my life and I can’t just dedicate a large amount of time to doing, what I assume to be, crazy amounts of snuff just so that people call me The Snuffmeister. But then again it’s probably worth it, just don’t know the details. Thoughts?

50 grams per day minimum

Are you sure? I’m already doing triple of what I started with. I mean i’m literally taking 3 pinches into each nostril instead of the standard one. They’re not even pinches, they’re spoonfuls. And they’re not snuff spoons either, they’re those old wooden chili spoons.

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You need to take over 9000 grams of snuff.

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According to me it’s not about the quantities you take alone, but rather the variety you take and how you’re able to differentiate and be a sport and try new ones. Also, I think how much stock you keep holds importance here. There are many gurus here who have done the above.

So you’re saying that there are degrees of Snuffmeister, like in karate? So would Snuffmeister be a black belt, or like a blackbelt 1st dan/2nd dan?

I unfortunately wasn’t paying attention to his much I had taken before Uncle Squinty dubbed me the Fuzzy Alchemist lol