ill start. to quote uncle squinty “kartoffel nostril” or “you nasally impaired bastard”
what are some you like or could come up with

Snuffing gives me the freedom from smelling you

We can’t all be Casanova

If you don’t like my snuff,    you can shove it up your nose!     >:P

Nose pleb!

I always like saying “cogito, ergo olfacto” when it is brought up. I think, therefore I sniff.

I prefer to offer a pinch rather than insult someone.

Pinch poke you owe me a Toque.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just doing something fishy”

Nasal invalids Nasally disabled smoke inhaling cancer research volunteers Scent amateurs PS. No offence meant to anyone. @zanaspus 100% agree with you mate, but I had to defend myself before.

Would you mess with someone who makes snuff films on YouTube? My brown nose is a lot different than your brown nose!