I’ve been going crazy for 2 days looking for my Gawith Cola that I THOUGHT I brought with me the other day. I’ve been checking all of my pockets, all of the vehicles I’ve been in, and everywhere I could think of. I just found it now hiding under a coiled up power cable next to my bed. Oh happy day! Anyone else find any long lost treasures?

Had some Taxi Red MIA for about a year, still fairly moist…

I never had Taxi. I almost ordered some the other day but I already went over budget. $-)

@EricJ See? Now the next time you lose something, the first place you should look is the coiled up power cable under your bed. Like, say, if you lose your wife at the mall or something.

OH THE PANIC OH THE RELIEF

My tin of Crumbs of Comfort wasn’t nestling in next to it, was it?

@ad_noseum I have a wife? I must have lost her so long ago that I don’t even remember her. Where is that damned power cable? :-/

@EricJ Well then, Take my wife. Please.

@EricJ You can have mine every one else had

@basement_shaman I asked the cabbie to take me where the action was. He took me to my ex wife’s.

@HR_pufnsnuff no, but there may be some cookie crumbs. @ad_noseum & @basement_shaman thank’s for the kind offers, but I think I can manage on my own. heh

@ad_noseum I am a happily married man ,she left 13 years ago. And I have no plans on divorce

@basement_shaman My wife asked me to take her someplace she’s never been. I took her to divorce court.

@basement_shaman Where’d you go? I was going to tell you that my wife cooks religiously. If it’s not a sacrifice it’s a burnt offering. edit- she just beckoned. She just bought me the world’s coolest gift (ordered it one year wait, though)-if I’m not too tired, I’ll be back! $-)

@ad_noseum You a sick man I like that!!!

Arg! Gotta go! Have fun!

@basement_shaman False alarm. She twisted her back in il cucina and wanted some hot stuff on it. Getting old @50. Think I can trade her in for a couple of 25 yr. olds?

@ad_noseum I think 2 x25 would do you in ,But what a way to go!

basement_shaman ‘Why is that man in the coffin smiling, honey’?

@ad_noseum jokes are taboo Joking is fine

Ah. I see.

basement_shaman I

@EricJ You can have mine every one else had

would it be wrong to agree with that post???

@bob you had his wife?

I don’t think so you never know especialy when you get the mystery meat stew at the dinner down in the shady part of town.

“mystery meat stew”…

basement_shaman I know this chick from Russia…

Now that is some funny… Anywho. I wish I knew an ex Russian ballerina… But hey, I have the internet. Lets see, “russian ballerina ex wife”. . . . . . Gee. Is that the time already? Gotta go, uh water my peace lily.

@Hamlet I pulled those jokes. I’m what I call one of those from ‘Old America’, where we said what was on our minds. Nobody ever got offended, because everyone was fair game. Today’s world is much different, and sometimes I don’t get that until I’ve already said something. It was a friendlier, more open world-like when you’re around friends you just said what you thought. It’s become more ugh I was about to say something wrong again. I really don’t want to ‘spoil’ this forum, and drive away a single person. It’s made UP of single persons. We’re brought together by a common love, the love of something uncommon-snuff. But I’m a wacky guy, with a myriad of severe physical problems in my years, and tend to make light of everything, if just to live in the moment, and forget how much things suck. I’ll try to do better. How’s that for contrition. And no moderators told me say that, and the posts I deleted I did myself. So peace out, y’all. -Unca Noseum

@ad_noseum, life is short, no regrets. Take life as a comedy, play it for laughs. - Garrison Keillor