but I can’t understand German. I kinda want one. http://schnupfdosn.de1.cc/index.html

Use the Google Translate Web  (http://itools.com/tool/google-translate-web-page-translator).  

It does a pretty good job.  

These aren’t too expensive ($35 - $45 USD), but you’ll obviously need to contact the maker to determine shipping costs and availability.

I sent them an email in regards to whether they ship to USA. I will post what their response is here. Perhaps we could organize a group buy if it’s expensive.

excellent!