… Your pint to piss ratio gets the same as a total stranger? I’m sat here in a Manx pub with wifi and this hasjust happened to me. Gotta hold it longer ffs lol. Please excuse me as I’m on my 16th pint now but you know what I mean lol. Stefan

You could always slip an empty glass under the table, ease the situation, then maybe offer him a free beer. Just a thought.

LMAO I could couldn’t I? Stefan

You should just say something to him next time you hit the jacks, like ‘have you seen Brokeback Mountain?’

when i am out on the razz i wait for as long as possible to have my first piss cause once the floodgates open its every halfhour

hi walrus seeing as your in the isle of man it reminded me of this old dubliners song the craic was 90 in the isle of man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HislZDHyTIg one day i will learn how to do a clickable link

When I’m out and drinking heavily with the chaps I like to screw with their heads and wear a catheder. By the end of the night I have my bulge and the respect of everyone around. Besides, on chilly evenings it keeps me quite warm untill I get home.

Thats some solution! Its a problem all right, when I get to the floodgate stage I just move onto Jack or brandy.