Little Pete was sitting at the police station after running away from his home. Whrn asked why he did it by the police officer he explained “My parents owe the bank money, and they fight about it all the time. Last night I heard some strange noises, and my father suddenly yelled “THATS IT! IM PULLING OUT!” then i heard my mother scream “wait one second, Im coming too!” So I ran away as fast as I could too, Im only 8, and I cant pay the debt by myself.”

What is about 5-10 inches and makes women fat? A CHOCOLATE YOU DAMN PERVS!