I just thought I’d share… So I’m at work, mid-day and I get a call from my wife. She sounded a little anxious or rather nervous. I asked her if everything was alright. What she proceeded to describe to me was so hilarious I nearly fell off my seat. I’ll try to keep this short but first a little background. Since I’m new to taking snuff as of a few moths ago, I’ve been reading about and trying as many different types of snuff as possible. It’s been an interesting couple of months for me in this regard. Like many of you, it has mostly been through online orders since I can’t find snuff locally. Invariably, this requires postal deliveries. When they stared coming in, since they typically arrive during the day when my wife is home, she initially asked about them. When I told her what they were she simply accepted them as an extension of my cigarette habit and quirky personality. So no real issue but otherwise, since she isn’t and has never been a smoker, she had no interest. At home, I pretty much “own” the basement. I have my home “office” setup there, all my music stuff and it’s where I smoke when indoors. I’m basically out of the way from my kids when I’m using tobacco of any type, my little “bat cave” if you will. If I’m smoking when they come downstairs I usually tell them to come back in a few minutes when I’m done. They haven’t seen me take snuff yet. To make a long story even longer, lol, since I’ve started to amass quite the collection now and seem to enjoy dosing from bullets (dispensing the snuff onto my thumbnail), the area around my desk has become littered with them (I’m able to put the tins away at least). What bullets I don’t take with me (usually an SP variety and a toast of some sort lately) during the day is just out in plain sight around my desk. On this day in question, my wife happened to be coming downstairs when the phone rang. We have phones all over the house so she very rarely answers the one downstairs. When she does though, she sits at my desk since that’s where it’s located. So she’s on the phone, twirling around in my chair rambling on to her friend about whatever and she sees my numerous bullets scattered about. Realizing this must be the “stuff I get in the mail”, she picks one up and sniffs it gingerly from afar. I’m not sure which one she first sniffed but it must have been the McChrystal’s Clove I had. She actually liked the smell and probably didn’t even get any of the tobacco since by itself it’s quite aromatic. This first sniff having gone so well she must have proceeded to help herself to several others, probably getting more confident as she went along. Maybe the QWS Jasmine I just received, very fragrant. What must have really gotten to her though, and probably the one she must have actually put in her nose was the “Red Seal” I received as a free sample from Tom at NicotineRush in one of my orders. I’ve been taking that one slowly since I find it to be quite strong. What I think happened was that since it’s so fine, there must have been a bigger than usual amount of snuff still in the chamber which, when she sniffed (having by this time become quite “daring”) it totally took her head off, LOL. Oh how I wish I had a camera for that trial session!! I don’t think she’ll be messin’ around with my snuff again anytime soon… 8^)) I’m not leaving them out now just in case the seeds don’t fall too far from the tree with the kids, d’oh.
nice lol, I wish you had a video of that.
Beautiful. My wife and I both laughed like crazy at this.
Ooohhh and it had to be Red Seal. Ouch. That’s pretty funny.