Hat Tip @BigJ‌ Perhaps those of us in the colonies should start the American Snuff Society, or ASS. Of course everyone from all parts of the globe can become an ASS and we can all show pride by showing our ASS at every opportunity. So, if there’s anyone here that needs some ASS, all you have to do is join.

Although I am a South African I would love to join ASS. All the world needs is some ASS

Everyone is welcome. More ASS please.

At ASS we discuss texture, scent, color and of course “the burn”.

If my American friends are having ASS i’ll be the founder of BUTT - British Union of Tobacco Takers.

Here at BUTT we’re happy to accept any member.

@Hoffwell‌ Am I to understand you accept “members” in your BUTT? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

This thread is so wrong, yet so right!!! Posteriorly…err I mean, positively hilarious.

@chefdaniel‌ Can I start a regional chapter? Florida Association of Refined Tobacco Snuffers (F.A.R.T.S.)

@Southern_Snuffster‌ Permission Granted.

As an Englishman who lives in America, can I be both an ASS and a BUTT?

British Association of Snuff Takers And Rye Drinkers?

@chefdaniel‌ may I start a chapter here in Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania Institute of Snuff Sneakers (P.I.S.S.) catchy

ASS is nicer than PISS. You can never get enough ASS. No one says that about PISS.

How about A.R.S.E? American Reserve of Snuff Enjoyment.

If I’m not mistaken someone lit the drinking lamp.Whisky for my men. Beer for my horses. All good suggestions. @Koba22‌ Truly an Inglourious suggestion.

Looks like I’ll have to start up the Canadian Users of Nose Tobacco and I’m very picky about letting members into my CUNT

great stuff, lol

Brewers And Longtime Lovers of Snuff …basically a group of married guys that just hang around taking up space

“…we’ll be here all week folks, don’t forget to tip your bartenders and servers; you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

Looks like I’ll have to start up the Canadian Users of Nose Tobacco and I’m very picky about letting members into my CUNT

=))

People’s United Snuff Society Yorkshire. Sounds like a friendly group.

I heard here in the UK that Abraxas and Johnny are hiring Olympia for an Artisan Retail Snuff Exhibition.

What about the Hollandse Unie van Snuif Kerels (Dutch Union of Snuff Guys) ? Is that acceptable? Jaap Bes.

Well I’m just surprised there’s been no mention yet of the Greater London Area Nasal Snuffers, the Commission for Licensing & Inspection of Tobacco, or their partner organ(isation) the Tobacco Workers’ Association of Tennessee.

@snuffmiller‌ You are now a founding ‘member’ in good ‘standing’. I’m seriously enjoying some Oranjesnuif right now, courtesy of fredh. Absolutely wonderful snuff Jaap. @Vostok‌ My big head agrees that you should be the little head of the Greater London Area Nasal Snuffers. I believe my sister is a staunch supporter of both the Commission for Licensing & Inspection of Tobacco, or their partner organ(isation) the Tobacco Workers’ Association of Tennessee. She lives in Nashville so when she shows up for cocktails & dinner this afternoon I will verify her associations, if I can keep her spoon out of my stash of Havana Toast.

@chefdaniel why thankyou; I’ll endeavour to make sure they’re always “proud” to be in the presence of members of both C.L.I.T & T.W.A.T, not to mention maintaining a healthy interest in the activities of the Texan Institute of Tobacco Takers, Inhalers, Exhalers and Snuffers.

@Vostok‌ Happy to have you as part of the club. Speaking of clubs, our inaugural meeting will be held at 4PM at Cheetah III in Austin. If we’re lucky Pebbles will take the center stage soon after our first round of $20 beers hit the table. When she’s finished with her set, she might just hit the table. FYI, she doesn’t take one dollar bills. Looking forward to our first meeting.

News update:No news yet when Abraxas and Johnny will be holding their ARSE. Regarding the Commission for Licensing & Inspection of Tobacco, all tobacco products now come under it’s jurisdiction. And it’s hard to fight against it’s ruling. In spite of various methods such as court cases, bribery and plain old subterfuge many have tried to lick it but few have succeeded.

@HR_pufnsnuff‌ I’ve heard, but cannot verify, that it’s easier to lick in Brazil. I’d be happy to volunteer for exhaustive research on the subject. Will Nigel and Johnny be giving out complimentary nasal refreshments while they hold their ARSE?

What about the Hollandse Unie van Snuif Kerels (Dutch Union of Snuff Guys) ? Is that acceptable? Jaap Bes.

I prefer the name “Hollandse Snuif Unie”, H.S.U. and we will then gather together in Hotel “De Tabakspot” in Amersfoort…

@Salmiak: O.K. Jaap Bes.