A New and Guaranteed-Unpopular Flavour of Snuff?

Okay, you’ve just been made head of product development for NostrilCorp, the world’s largest multinational snuff conglomerate. But you hate the job and miss all your artisan friends, so you need to get yourself fired rather than resign and lose your stock options. The biggest tycoon share-owners (from Starbucks, MacDonalds, Halliburton, Dow Chemical Weapons Division, Mother Jones, etc) sit around the boardroom table waiting for you to announce the newest snuff. You tell them and jaws hit the tabletop. Eyes bug out as if on stalks. Many turn beet-red, others tremble and a few fumble for their cardiac medication. Your boss turns his back on the meeting to whisper urgently into his phone, summoning corporate security. What flavour of snuff did you recommend?

The sent of $$??

I should make myself more clear as it will become the most stinky snuff of 2016. A 500$ bill with Hillary Clinton on the face of it. Might make a great mixer if you wipe your ass with it first!

80’s Rock Band dressing room. With added Patchouli.

Napalm. “You’ll love the smell of napalm in the morning” on the tin.

Rotten eggs, I’d call it Devils Night.

" Creme de B.O. Toasted"

Bloated corpse.

Napalm. “You’ll love the smell of napalm in the morning” on the tin.

@Jari_T - Smells like victory?? :wink: I’m going with Mull of Anchovy! :smiley:

Valerian root scent has no nasty equal for me… uggh. >:P

Valerian root scent has no nasty equal for me… uggh. >:P

Yeah. An ugly, putrid smell. Mind you, a very powerful and effective herb.

I love the scent of skunk so purchased some skunk essence (sold to hunters to mask human odor) and made some skunk snuff. Didn’t work out. edit: Hey, Roderick, don’t bother (betcha he’s keeping an eye on this thread)

Surstromming, or maybe durian fruit.

supreme pizza toast

Essence of fox

Hot sweaty hairy man butt (personal experience here, I need a shower after work)

I don’t have the details yet…but it will have rose and egg…and maybe a little menthol just to open things up a bit

Ferret musk always reminded me of warlock white

Pickled Tripe.

We all have waaaaayyyyyy too much time on our hands. >:)