Okay, you’ve just been made head of product development for NostrilCorp, the world’s largest multinational snuff conglomerate. But you hate the job and miss all your artisan friends, so you need to get yourself fired rather than resign and lose your stock options. The biggest tycoon share-owners (from Starbucks, MacDonalds, Halliburton, Dow Chemical Weapons Division, Mother Jones, etc) sit around the boardroom table waiting for you to announce the newest snuff. You tell them and jaws hit the tabletop. Eyes bug out as if on stalks. Many turn beet-red, others tremble and a few fumble for their cardiac medication. Your boss turns his back on the meeting to whisper urgently into his phone, summoning corporate security. What flavour of snuff did you recommend?
The sent of $$??
I should make myself more clear as it will become the most stinky snuff of 2016. A 500$ bill with Hillary Clinton on the face of it. Might make a great mixer if you wipe your ass with it first!
80’s Rock Band dressing room. With added Patchouli.
Napalm. “You’ll love the smell of napalm in the morning” on the tin.
Rotten eggs, I’d call it Devils Night.
" Creme de B.O. Toasted"
Bloated corpse.
Napalm. “You’ll love the smell of napalm in the morning” on the tin.
@Jari_T - Smells like victory?? I’m going with Mull of Anchovy!
Valerian root scent has no nasty equal for me… uggh. >:P
Valerian root scent has no nasty equal for me… uggh. >:P
Yeah. An ugly, putrid smell. Mind you, a very powerful and effective herb.
I love the scent of skunk so purchased some skunk essence (sold to hunters to mask human odor) and made some skunk snuff. Didn’t work out. edit: Hey, Roderick, don’t bother (betcha he’s keeping an eye on this thread)
Surstromming, or maybe durian fruit.
supreme pizza toast
Essence of fox
Hot sweaty hairy man butt (personal experience here, I need a shower after work)
I don’t have the details yet…but it will have rose and egg…and maybe a little menthol just to open things up a bit
Ferret musk always reminded me of warlock white
Pickled Tripe.
We all have waaaaayyyyyy too much time on our hands. >:)
Amorphophallus titanium snuff. The plant in question, also known as the corpse flower, is generally agreed to produce the vilest odour in the plant kingdom – or probably in all the natural world. The stench, while nauseating, is not without subtlety – even possessing a certain charm for the olfactory aficionado. The plant produces dimethyl trisulfide, redolent of limburger cheese, isovaleric acid for acrid sweaty socks as well as trimethylamine for that ‘corpse in the fruitiest and most putrid stage of decomposition’ effect. An example is cultivated at Kew Gardens and will make visitors retch should they be foolish enough to close the distance to twenty yards or so.
Bloated Road kill after 3 hot summer days
eau de soiled baby diaper, after they’ve given up breastmilk for beef- horrid ~X( ask me how i know
Urine de Asparagus
Maggot infested garbage truck stuck in traffic :-&
Casu Marzu with Lutefisk
river sneakers and wet dog
…the corpse flower, is generally agreed to produce the vilest odour in the plant kingdom – or probably in all the natural world…An example is cultivated at Kew Gardens and will make visitors retch…
I took visitors to Kew to smell the plant which flowers once in a decade, and we joined an eager throng of elderly lady gardeners. None of us could catch a whiff of anything. It was comical because some of the old dears had traveled far. It seems that the news reports were premature. I’ll wait for your snuff instead!
@Mouse you want that skunk odor. Try a bottle of Heineken that has been bathing in the sun for a batch of skunk snuff. You may get a single bottle at a take out place .
Ass
doggie diamonds
@Mouse you want that skunk odor. Try a bottle of Heineken that has been bathing in the sun for a batch of skunk snuff. You may get a single bottle at a take out place .
Ah, skunk beer, @basement_shaman, I remember it well. I think the worst was a Canadian brew, the name escapes me.
@Mouse Grizzly perhaps Moosehead? Molsons? It has been a long time for me also
ah, Molsons or perhaps Labatt? Only bought it once and that was enough.
Labatts yes that was bad
Probably Labatt Blue, wretched stuff. We export a lot of that to the U.S.
Surstromming, or maybe durian fruit.
@crullers, protest! It could be wonderful. But durian is a very polarizing fruit!
I would suggest ginkgo fruit. Such an idea would be like a delayed depth charge. I’d walk out of the meeting while people go, “hm, yes, a nice herbal fragrance associated with Chinese medicine and the whole herbal/health food mindset.” – then they try to grind up some pods with tobacco, and all hell breaks loose: !!! OMG you are stuck in a subway car with a gang of projectile vomitors poisoned by God only knows what, but you cannot escape. Ah, that’s the fragrance we are looking for. Something that stays in your nose and memory for a couple weeks, until your psychotherapist finds the right drugs to numb the traumatic memories.
Insulin, if you are diabetic and take insulin or know someone who does, then you should know the smell I am on about! It’s haunting!
Fully agree with @Skell18. It’s not just the clinical bad smell, it also lingers for a while.
Burnt rubber[tire fire] not when you spin your wheels , I kind of like that
@basement_shaman so viking dark then?
@JakartaBoy @Roderick To be honest I’ve never tried durian but I’ve seen some pretty hilarious videos of people attempting it. “The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour that is strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Some people regard the durian as having a pleasantly sweet fragrance; others find the aroma overpowering and revolting. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage. The persistence of its odour has led to the fruit’s banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in Southeast Asia.” eek
@Roderick, if you are going for the skunky hops/beer scent, here’s what causes it: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=iso-alpha+acid+degradation
@crullers, well, you could say the same thing about a can of anchovies.
Mmm anchovies
…the corpse flower, is generally agreed to produce the vilest odour in the plant kingdom – or probably in all the natural world…An example is cultivated at Kew Gardens and will make visitors retch…
I took visitors to Kew to smell the plant which flowers once in a decade, and we joined an eager throng of elderly lady gardeners. None of us could catch a whiff of anything. It was comical because some of the old dears had traveled far. It seems that the news reports were premature. I’ll wait for your snuff instead!
And when it does flower it is only for 24 hours. That’s when the stench attracts all the little critters that are usually attracted to a decaying mammalian corpse in the Sumatran jungle. For this reason Corpse Flower Snuff (this is a more marketable name) will not only be utterly vile but also the most expensive and exclusive snuff by far. Nevertheless, human nature suggests to me that the small stock would actually be sold out very quickly. I’m working on it …
oops I crapped my pants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs
For this reason Corpse Flower Snuff (this is a more marketable name) will not only be utterly vile but also the most expensive and exclusive snuff by far…I’m working on it …
PhilipS, the scent may be preserved by ambergris, rare and costly whale vomit used in high-end perfumes. You are on to something, thanks, and I feel less humiliated after starting this thread.
Sour milk
@basement_shaman continuing that theme, a baby bottle full of formula forgotten in s hot car all weekend. Just happened to me when we got home from the mountains. That smell is awful
@hgrissom how about a can of worms left in a hot car? been there done that. heinous !
I don’t know, I always thought the forgotten container of raw chicken livers out did the worms by a wide margin :-&
Septic Flesh
Erotic Necrotic
Caustic Exhaust
Tuna Trench… And there I’ll stop, as such threads beckon me dangerously close to the line… X_X
The delightful scent of the crushes leaves of the British herb Woundwort.
FERMENTED FISH
gasoline. (I actually like the smell of gasoline).
Wet dog reading a newspaper in the rain by the umbrella stand
Stinkhorn SP Beruvian Bile (couldn’t help myself…)